i actually like them better as friends

ilarual  asked:

☕ Otabek deserves better treatment than he gets from both canon AND the fandom

oh no question 

Otabek I think is actually a really cool character who can have depth. Him being thrown into this weird fatherly/”older boyfriend” (yuck) role is really gross. 

Also like….let him be a kid. let him be an 18 year old too young to go to clubs but goes anyway, having fun with turntables, and relishing being home! It’s canonical he knows Leo from skating so have them be old friends too and catching up. 

Y’all

xNFx Friends


ENFJ:

  • Seems very chill and easygoing.
  • Is easygoing indeed, but camouflages stress very well.
  • Has a tendency to prioritize everyone that matters to him.
  • Can be very withdrawn when it comes to his feelings.
  • Stupid (yet funny) misunderstandings happen because he refuses to be “selfish” (meaning he refuses to tell what he thinks/feels).
  • Always creates a friendly atmosphere.
  • Has the most genuine smile.
  • Loyal™.
  • Has been in love with his best friend ever since they met.
  • Good student, is not really at the top of the class.
  • Every time he gets in trouble, it’s ENTP’s fault.
  • Healthy lack of ambition.
  • High emotional intelligence.
  • Has a very solid routine
  • assuming responsibilities has become one of his hobbies.
  • Bookworm. Loves novels.

Common phrases include:

–  “Let’s hear their version first”.
–  “Call me if you need anything”.
–  “It’s no bother”.
– “But what about my heart?” (As a response to INTP and ISTP telling him he should care less).

INFP:

  • Sees everything, understands everything, says little, does nothing.
  • Prefers to be unnoticed.
  • Incredibly intelligent.
  • But the lack of motivation is real (drives INTJ nuts “such a wasted talent”).
  • She secretly is the main nexus of the group since she’s adopted them all.
  • Sleep deprived™.
  • Has become one of ENFJ’s closest friends.
  • Can see the best and worst of everyone.
  • Soft and delicate (but don’t mess with her loved ones).
  • Has a very specific “yeah, we knew that” look with INFJ.

Common phrases include:

–  "You shouldn’t have said that" (whispered to ISTP’s blunt self).
–  "I’m never fixing others’ problems again" (fixes everyone’s problems).
–  "Are you sure that’s a good idea?“


INFJ:

  • His academical success in a specific subject depends like 40% on his interest and 60% on his opinion about the teacher.
  • Is not the best student.
  • Still has many generic skills (such as good analysis and writing) of useful application.
  • Spends his free time reading whenever he is not in small groups of friends.
  • Witty puns. 
  • Feels like he is always wasting his time.
  • He likes to pretend that nothing really affects him that much, but he cares very deeply.
  • Whenever in larger groups of people, he remains quiet and silently analyzes everyone.
  • A lot of smirks.
  • And a lot of dark humour.
  • He looks tough, but his skin is too thin for all his emotions.
  • Has a thirst for knowledge.
  • Normally keeps his conclusions for himself.
  • The result is that he knows much more than people are aware of.
  • He doesn’t look forward to being the center of attention, but he handles it quite smoothly.
  • ISTP and INTP find him very entertaining.

Common phrases include:

–  "Humans suck. And I’m human, so I suck, too”.
–  "Yeah… I already knew that".
–  "Oh, is that so, you *insert witty insult*“.
–  "Sorry, can’t talk now, I’m busy regretting all my decisions”.


ENFP:

  • Thinks rules are important but is constantly breaking them unconsciously.
  • Good friend™.
  • Says “I’m sorry” way too much.
  • Kind heart.
  • Smiles a lot.
  • Starts everything, ends nothing.
  • Has tried all extracurricular activities.
  • Says she’s not afraid of commitment and responsibility.
  • Can’t commit to an ice-cream flavour.
  • Very difficult to upset. Unless you mess up with her loved ones.

Common phrases include:

–  "But it’s so cute" (as a response ro ENTJ best friend telling her something is useless).
–  "Planning? I think I’ll pass".
–  "Oh, no… Oh, no" (every time she realises there was work to do).


Shared traits

  • Compassionate and caring beings.
  • Strong sense of others.
  • Solid moral base.
  • They care more than they would like to admit.
  • Might be to a higher (ENFJ and ENFP) or lower (INFJ and INFP) degree but they believe the world can actually work better.
  • Yes to deep meaningful conversations.
  • Self loath danger.
  • Need to feel in the mood in order to do something.
  • Easiest way to lose their trust forever: make them feel used and/or manipulated.

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IxxJ squad

xNTx squad

TYPES AS FRIENDS (based on my experience, im INFP)

INFJ
> best friend™
> every infp deserve their own infj
> actually L I S T E N and U N D E R S T A N D
> will also read your shitty stories
> looks like they could kill you but are actually cinnamon rolls
> you never know what are they doing right now, like are they looking over their siblings? are they murdering people? they will never tell you and at this point you are too afraid to ask

INTJ
> bitch face™ but actually pretty sensitive inside
> writer buddy™
> ALSO UNDERSTAND
> kinky as fuck
> hidden nerds and fangirls
> kinda judgmental
> have their life together, or at least REALLY LOOK LIKE THEY DO?
> “so I’ve read this fanfic where.. ”

ISFP
> looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
> 100% pure innocence
> sensitive as fuck (don’t yell at them)
> hurt inside
> anime nerd
> likes cute things
> graphic designer
> worried about you
> very loyal

ENFP
> necessary human being
> light of my life
> always drunk and kissing guys at parties
> always so full of energy
> ARTIST
> favourtie person
> s m i l e

ENFJ
> mom friend
> worried about you
> will bring you food and notes
> always helps your introverted ass
> very emotionally unstable (at least 5 mood swings per second)
> their feelings controll them so much???
> HAS SO MANY FRIENDS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
> always says that they will organize everything and end up stressed and overhelmed

ISTP
> sends you memes
> on 9gag 24/7
> actuall cinnamon roll with the face of a serial killer
> you are afraid to hug them but when you do the world is a better place
> owes like 5 pairs of Nike Jordans and treats them like their children
> ACTUALLY DANCES SO FUCKING NICE

ISTJ
> smart and awesome
> kinda sad
> best student
> look at you like they judge you but it’s not true (but maybe they do anyway)
> mature and organized

ESFP
> TYPICAL EXTROVERT AND HUMAN BEING
> that white guy™ style
> like they are so funny and annoying at the same time, so awfully annoying
> doesn’t really get anything i say
> good at sports
> will send you outdated normie memes

INTP
> 0 scial skills
> probably from the different dimension
> what are they doing? what are they thinking? ??
> you show them a game and check on them a week later and they are like 50+ lvls stronger than you
> same goes for tv shows
> pretty innocent
> just allow them to patronize you, or they will get hurt
> either Fashion Icons or completly random clothing, no in-beetween

ESFJ
> cool kid
> not that cool tho, just another copy of the copy
> with the “cool” squad in the middle school
> afraid to be seen as weird
> remember all the embarrassing things you did
> actually pretty funny
> dumb and intelligent at the same time

Don’t take it personally, lol

Some hilarious writing prompts

Alright so a few days ago I decided to look for some hilarious text posts on tumblr and I laughed so much I just had to write some prompts! (is possible to be customized)
(Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything) REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

*1. Do I look like I give a fuck?
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*2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! HOw dare you.
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*3. Me? Overreacting? Probably.
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4. I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kiddo. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you.
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5. A: Whar are you doing?
B: Avoiding.
A: Avoiding what?
B: Everything.
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*6. This was impulsive. Probably shouldn’t have done it. WHO CARES?
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*7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.
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8. A: It’s okay, I’m not mad.
    A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell.
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9. I hate people who get personally offended when I’m in a bad mood, likeI’m not mad at you Susan (name), I’m mad at the world!
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10. A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in like…anything, you’d be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass.
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11. I don’t know what I’m feeling, but there’s a lot of it.
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12. Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends.
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13. That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it.
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14. Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, life’s hard.
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15. A: How do you make someone holy?
B: You beat the hell out of them.
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16. A: I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are.
B: Not me, I’m important.
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17. If anyone can do it, then someone who isn’t me can do it.
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18. In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such.
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19. I’m not going to claim that I know everything, I’m simply going to act like it.
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*20. You have to “see it to believe it”, so as long as I’m not looking I don’t have to believe in anything.
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21. I’m visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment.
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22. If I don’t learn anything from my mistakes then I don’t have to consider them mistakes in the first place.
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23. Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder? No offence though.
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24. A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not.
B: THanks.
A: You’re welcome.
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25. I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming.
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26. A: What are you reading?
B: 10 tips for beutiful hair the Government doesn’t want you to know.
A: wHAT the fuck?
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27. A: I’m tired of these constant near-death experiences.
B: (opinional) don’t be a whiny bitch, bitch.
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28. Man, how many eye contact until date?
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29. God has a favourite comedy tv series and it’s called “my life”.
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30. Sometimes all you can say is “yikes” and then just on the fuck on.
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31. Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19?
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32. It’s a beutiful day to give me money, honey.
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33. Women aren’t complicated, you’re just dumb.
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34. Well this social situation isn’t going the way I acted it out in the shower.
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35. No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful.
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36. I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right.
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37. Today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic.
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38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me.
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*39.A: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob, I’m grabbing your heart.
B: That’s my right boob though.
A: Babe.
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40.Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
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41.What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I can’t remember the answet to a Harry Potter trivia question.
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42.I hate it when I’m really nice…And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck.
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43.Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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*44.Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you.
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*45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?-

46.You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch.
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47.My turn ons? Well I don’t know, maybe some fucking common sense.
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48.I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I’m actually angrier.
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49.I ship me and that boat.
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50.Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But you’re still my friend so it’s okay.
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51.Because my two moods are like glitter and death.
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*52.My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee!
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53.If I go to Hell I’m gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or is it just me.
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54.Oh my God are you seeing this shit?
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55.Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery.

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56.A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING

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57.I’ll betray all of you in the Hunger Games.

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58.Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawing realization that I fucked up real bad.

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59.I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general.

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60.I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.

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61.Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later.

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62.You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself? And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy.

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63.True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know.

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64.Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it “Not now, you little bastard!”.

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65.Are we gonna hold hands, or what?

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66.My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects.

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67.A: I love you.

B: What if I got a bowl cut?

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68.I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…but I can’t.

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69.I’m aggressively thibking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know hOW hard that is?

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70.My opinion is no.

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71.Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan.

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72.What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch.

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73.Which is messier - my life or my hair?

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74.How can you face the problem when the problem is your face?

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75.Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

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76.Read a girl who dates books.

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77.My hands are cold let me put them in your pants.

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78.I’m sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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79.My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge…we’ll see about that.

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80.You have lips, I have lips…interesting.

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81.Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

/PART TWO/


/170715 ; a Temporary side note: please for the moment don’t send me requests with the numbers that have a (*). I’ve received so many requests with those, I’m starting to run out of ideas :D Thank you ! / - persuasivus

daddy-devil  asked:

I love how you interact with your audience and actually treat them like people, you talk to us like we're your friends and it it honestly makes it a lot more fun to make stuff for you and be a fan of you because we know whatever we make will actually be appreciated by the person, you're a really good guy and you seem really down to earth and I hope I get to meet you one day

Goodness, I’m glad you feel this way. It’s important for me to do that, cause I’m no better than anyone else and I’m always so blown away by all the art you create and support you provide! You all deserve to be given credit and praised for the good things you do each day!!

My brain and its ways

Friend: doesn’t text back in while.

Option 1
Me: Oh god. I knew it, they hate me and I’m annoying them with my presence. I’ll just stop talking and distance myself once again. I don’t deserve them, they can do better

Option 2
Me: was I being to clingy? Do I talk too much? Omg what if they think that I’m crushing on them…ffffffffff
Better stop talking for a few days and hope they will still like me as a friend

Option 3
Me: What if something happened to them? Should I continue to talk to them? What if they’re afraid of talking to me? What do I do. I can’t do this oh god no

I don’t mean this to be harsh (actually the opposite) but it is a disservice to friends to assume they are insincere when they say they like and appreciate you. A disservice borne of low self esteem, maybe, but still a disservice

I choose to believe my friends as an expression of support & love for them & honestly that is working better than believing them out of self love (a motive which always feels uwu and embarrassing even when I intellectually know it’s not)

The Foxhole Court characters as things I've said
  • Kevin Day: (after a tough bus ride) My goal tonight is to drink so much I either get alcohol poisoning or forget why I wanted to drink at all
  • Neil Josten: So, to the surprise of no one, I was lying about all of that
  • Andrew Minyard: I care more about cake than I do about any human I've ever met
  • Aaron Minyard: (after something good happened) what the fuck is this. This is suspicious as fuck, I'm calling bullshit
  • Allison Reynolds: I just realized my top motivating factors are spite and the promise of wearing cool clothes
  • Dan Wilds: Why are men so consistently gross all the time???
  • Nicky Hemmick: I think I'm a fun driver. It's like being on a rollercoaster but better bc there's an actual chance you might die.
  • Matt Boyd: I really hope all my friends know how much I care about them. I never want anyone to question where they stand with me (turns to friend) Especially you, you're the love of my life.
  • Renee Walker: (about a badger that tried to attack me) He's so cute!! And he's talented!!
  • Jean Moreau: If the world could stop being consistently awful for like 30 seconds that'd be awesome, thanks
  • Riko Moryima: The only thing we're entitled to is to die screaming
  • Bonus, Neil Josten: How do people pick up on subtext in conversations? I've never picked up on a hint ever in my life
what are the signs thinking right now
  • Aries: "did i do enough push-ups today? btw i love my ass omg i love myself im so fucking hot"
  • Taurus: "where that pizza at tho"
  • Gemini: "omg my instagram's lit af i love myself i am literally goals"
  • Cancer: "i'll just have to get over him i guess... and learn from my mistakes" *DOESN'T LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES AND DOES THE SAME MISTAKE 20 times*
  • Leo: "omg wHO WAS THAT GIRL ON the train she wAS SO fuckN HOT SHES MY SOULMATE I SWEAR"
  • Virgo: "uh-oh i still haven't started that assignment and it's due 90 years omg im SO LATE"
  • Libra: "i'm so glad that i made my friends' day better"
  • Scorpio: "i canT BELIEVE THAT that fucking bitch/fuckboy is my ex omg i still cant believe that i gave them an actual CHANCE"
  • Sagittarius: "which bitch do i slap tomorrow hmmmmmm"
  • Capricorn: "how do i get more money bc i need that gucci coat and those adidas slippers"
  • Aquarius: "damn im so popular but im insecure i need to fix that"
  • Pisces: "where thE FUCK IS MY FAME im TOO PREcious & inTERESTING TO NOt be famOUS im a fucking gem why is this universe so cruel to me what did i do like bitch I NEED THAT FAME & MONEY RN BECAUSE I NEED TO BUY CLOTHES & DONATE THE REST OF MY MONEY"

whether platonic or romantic, tododeku is literally one of the healthiest ships that i’ve seen on anime & pretty much on most fandoms.

it’s too cute how deku managed to open up todoroki - and it’s even better how you actually see the character development for both of them.

from saving deku from stain to advising him every time the other is down - (spoilers for manga) during the camp & during that one lunch break - they might not be the bestest friends, but they sure are one of the healthiest.

deku has a lot of trust and respect for todoroki - and the opposite is also true.

i just…. it’s been a long time since i liked a very healthy ship. please protect these pure children.

actual useful study tips

i’m going to keep this short-ish and shitty and un-proofread because i only have like 6 followers but it’s finals week and i keep seeing these awful study tips everywhere that are like “drink water” and “don’t get distracted on the internet” and other unrealistic stuff like that, so here is a REALISTIC students guide to pulling ur semester together, written by a truly apathetic student still clinging onto the deans list (me). enjoy and share as u wish

Originally posted by get-meowtta-here

1. make study plans with a distant acquaintance who you think is cooler than you. do you want their first impression of you to be 20 minutes late, saying “oops i just realized i haven’t taken notes all semester?” no u want to impress them! knowing a complete strangers opinion of you is on the line, you can use this to find the strength to make a great looking study guide, or actually add to the google doc instead of just reading what everyone else wrote. bonus points if you make plans to meet at 10am. 

2. fuck the “stay focused” app. if you are anything like me you know it takes about 15 minutes max to download a new browser and you’re back to doing the same exact thing you were before, but on firefox instead of google chrome. plus, we all have cell phones, so blocking tumblr on my computer just means i have to look at smaller pictures. WHAT U HAVE TO DO is find a person you trust, preferably your parents or someone in another state/country who you can’t hound in-person and who WILL. NOT. CRACK. u give them your login information for your social media apps (i do this every finals week with Facebook and tumblr for at least a day or 2 or before my hardest exam) and you have them change your password. it’s life changing. 

3. look at gifs of hermione granger and rory gilmore. literally role play as them, dress like them if you have to. they just have it so together!! how!! 

4. before you leave your dorm ASK YOURSELF “do i reaaaallyyy need my computer?” and if you don’t need it to study, don’t bring it with you. don’t bring your phone either unless you need music. i am an international relations/art history major and the answer for me personally is “no” 99.9% of the time because all my exams are based off readings/in class notes. the next step is to go to the library, or wherever you study, and bring nothing but good old fashioned papers with you.

4b. if you have readings to do print them out. i kill about 8 trees per semester by printing off hundreds of pieces of paper and while environmentally i feel sort of guilty about it, it’s the actual only way i can read anything without my eyes glazing over, or ending up on style.com looking at Diors F/W 2002 collection. plus you can ~highlight~ and annotate better.

5. white noise is your best friend. rainymood.com and white noise generator are 1000x better than the most mellow spotify playlist, imo, or at least work really well in the background. (personally i don’t like studying to music with vocals because the words distract me but if white noise isn’t enough u can do sigur ros or instrumental music) however, when it’s the early morning hours and you feel like you’re about to crash show tunes can and will keep you going. i recommend “you can’t stop the beat” from hairspray and anything from mamma mia.  

6. if possible, make friends with someone who has a car. burger king can make or break you at 2am. 

7. TREAT YASELF. i never eat healthy during finals week and i don’t trust people who do. but if you actually get up early to study you deserve the largest dunking donuts or most expensive latte. and if you are up at 3am, yes you not only can but should get 3 different chip bags from the vending machine. (i swear crunching helps me stay awake anyways)

8. nothing is a better break than a walk outside. this is not an opinion this is a fact. even if you just go stand outside and take 10 deep breaths. or lay in grass for 2 minutes. and if it’s a nice sunset go let yourself watch it. 

9. do not “dress for success,” wear the most comfortable clothes that you own (but not pajama pants or ur fucked. ANYWHERE is a bed when u r wearing pajama pants, in personal experience). also, something to get your hair away from your face/eyes (like a bandana or something stretchy though not a hard headband) is a GAME CHANGER

10. you would be surprised how not-rude people are if you mass-email your class with questions or in need of assistance. whether you need to borrow the book or missed a day (or 5) of notes, throwing an email into the wind usually won’t fail you!! *bonus tip: offer to bake cookies or buy food for who ever helps you. it will make u seem cute/friendly/thankful/desperate and they will NEVER actually ask u to follow through. i once got like 5 days of missed notes AND a girl lent me her flash cards by doing this.*

11. do your bibliography as you research!! there is officially no worse feeling than finally finishing a paper at 3:47am and then realizing you have to add in your citations and make your works cited. save yourself.

12. don’t go out less, but go home earlier. instead of skipping a party or movie night or general get together with friends completely, go from 11pm-1am. it gives you the literal entire day to still study, if you get back at 1am you can drink a gallon of water and watch a 22 minute episode of something, be asleep at 1:30am and still wake up at like 9:30 the next day to keep working. those are the best hours of any party anyways and you don’t have to miss out on the memories just for some shitty number grade. 

13. if you decide to take a napping break, do it on a couch or futon with all the lights on, not in your bed. you get ur horizontal time in but it’s much more difficult to actually sleep for an entire night in this position, so you don’t have to worry about accidentally not waking up.

14. if you get really stressed look up facts about how big the universe is and how small and short lived and tiny humans are in comparison. or a ted talk about how grades can’t measure intelligence, or about how all humans are meant to be artists. OR watch an episode of BBC planet earth. this always comforts me for some reason.

i am struggling to come up with more, so there’s my realistic study guide for all my fellow students out there. enjoy finals, and remember!! 2 years after graduation employers consider it “juvenile” to include your GPA on your resume :) 

Jared Kleinman

As promised, some head cannons

Despite the popularity of The Connor Project, Jared is still seen as the weird one in all of his friend groups. The kid everyone roles their eyes at when they think he isn’t looking.

Jared is fully aware of where he stands with his peers, but continues forward full speed ahead, because somehow he is going to make it through High School, and he is going to have friends, even if they secretly hate him.

He jokes to hide his loneliness. He truly cares for Evan as a friend, after all, they grew up together. (Jared loves nature and is totally the reason Evan likes trees, but Jared has moved on to better things, like girls and capture the flag) But Evan hurt him, and he finds that hard to forgive.

So shortly after the events of Words Fail and So Big/So Small, Evan and Jared are still distant. One day Evan shows up at Jared’s house.

  • “I’m only letting you in so my mom won’t take away my phone”

Jared realizes that Evan is crying and retorts:

  • “What, did you fall out of a tree again”

At this point Evan starts sobbing and eventually confesses to Jared about what really happened that day at the park. He let go.

Jared doesn’t know what to do so he just sits there a while as Evan cries until he puts his arm around him and reassures him that everything will be alright.

Jared’s mom interrupts them, which causes Evan to panic slightly and insist on leaving.

After Evan is gone, Jared cries.

  • How could he have not seem the pain Evan was going through?
  • What is Evan had succeeded?
  • What if Evan had died, and Connor had lived, and Jared was left with no one?
  • Why had he pushed away the only person that actually genuinely liked him?

Jared now better understands Evan’s motivation behind the Connor Project, I.e. Evan was trying to give Connor what he would have wanted.

Jared never calls Evan a “Family Friend” again. Instead he calls him buddy(I just murdered my heart)

Jared is never condescending towards Evan, never makes him feel like less of a person, or weak because of the attempt.

That doesn’t mean Jared still isn’t Jared. He picks on Evan till, just never about that. And also in a friendly way, kinda like you see in the show. He’s still Jared.

Jared worked at the pottery barn, and that’s how Evan got the job

  • “It’ll be good for you! The people are super nice, and most the customers are old and will forget about the whole experience before even making it out the door!”

Jared went out of state for college, but called Evan every weekend to check on his buddy, because he worries about him. Jared cries sometimes after hanging up partly because he misses Evan and partly because he’s afraid that Evan is lonely. He also calls the pottery barn to check up on him too.

When ever Jared is in town the boys hand out and have a blast. They  go to the park and talk about trees. Jared is salty when Evan knows tree facts that he doesn’t. Jared takes Evan to play paintball. That was an experience. Evan kicked ass due to his ability to blend in and disappear. Jared got shot multiple times and was very grumpy about it.

Evan is the only person that Jared talks to from High School besides Alana, who he sees occasionally around campus (they both received scholarships for their work on The Connor Project).

Jared can rant to Evan about anything and Evan listens and gives top notch advice.

Jared becomes the friend Evan needed, but Evan is also the friend Jared needed.

if you haven’t watched the bold type, here’s some reasons why you should

female friendships: seriously the 3 leading ladies really love and support one another. they encourage each other, call each other out, and when they make a mistake, they apologize. they didn’t support sutton in finance because they knew she really wanted to be a designer and knew that would make her happier. sutton doesn’t hate her friends for not being assitants anymore, but uses that as a push to go after a better job. which her friends support 

male love interest: richard hunter is a big shot at scarlet and he’s hooking up with sutton who is at the moment an assistant. now he could just be your run of the mill fuck!boy and treat her like crap, but he doesn’t. he asks how she’s doing, tries to encourage her to go after a job he thinks she wants but also tells her she could do other things she really wants to do. she tells him she wants to be with someone who wants to go on dates and can’t stop thinking about her, and you know what? he does that. he tells her he can’t stop thinking about her and asks her out on an actual date. 

representation: adena el amin is an out and proud muslim lesbian who wears a hijab, and honestly makes you look at women who wear one, in a different way which is nice. even when kat asks her about it, its in a respectful way. she’s curious but doesn’t look down on her. speaking of kat, she’s a women who’s questioning her sexuality and she gets no judgment from her friends. 

female issues: they actually talk about things that effect women. its not just what the sterotype is, but is real conversation. some of it is rarely talked about on a non hbo type show (like satc had its issues but it was one of the last shows i felt that really had women talking how women do talk) 

finally boss lady: jacqueline could have just been another female bitchy boss who scares employees without really giving them a way to be better. just expecting it (like miranda from devil wears prada, still love that movie but ya know) no jacqueline. she expects the best because she takes the time to hire the best. she hires people she knows can do amazing things. further more she helps her employees and doesn’t talk down to them. she isn’t threatened by the younger women working in her office, but likes them and tries to bring out the best in them. 

bottom line is watch the bold type. its everything you’d want and more. 

Imagine being nervous to find out you have a bed scene with your best friend, and crush, Tom in your new movie because you know he can make it all very realistic.

“Don’t worry, love.” his smooth voice almost made your heart calm down – almost though “I am not going to do anything you don’t want me to.” he said with a slightly mischievous grin and you bit your lower lip.

Pull away too soon” you thought to yourself but in the end shook the thought off.

“I would never doubt it, Thomas.” you giggled as you leaned back in your chair, playing with a page from the script “You are ever the gentleman, all of the years I’ve known you.” you smiled at your best friend and he gave you back an adorable one as well.

“A gentleman at times and a really bad boy when needed.” he winked at you and you giggled, hitting his shoulder “Don’t worry, (Y/n), really I promise I won’t take it too far. Or at least I will try to.” he added the last part with a shrug and you rolled your eyes.

Please just take it as far as you can” you let your thoughts run wild so much you had to take a large sip of your coffee to fight the bllush away.

“Tom” you glared at him though you couldn’t never really be angry at something like this. Being in love with your best friend had a lot more disadvantages than you actually thought at first, and you had began to discover all of them during all these years of knowing Tom. And now you were going to work with him, you knew the boundaries of this friendship were really going to get blurry.

You shook your head “You better, bad boy. Because I will prove to you how little you know your best friend.” you said looking at him from the corner of your eyes.

“Is that so?” his eyebrows shot up as his interest peaked “Perhaps, we should really practice first then.”

“Oh you wish, William.” you smirked at him “It’s not like we need to anyway… right?”

“Why- why are you asking, (Y/n)?” he frowned, finally getting a little serious until realization downed and his eyebrows shot up “Wait you- you have done a bed scene before, right?”

“Well, excuse me Mr Hiddleston if I’ve put my singing career first all this time and finally managed to catch up with acting too! It’s not like a crime or anything.” you huffed, shaking your head although truth was you couldn’t help but feel even more nervous at the prospect of that scene alone. Not to mention it being with the man you had feelings for but didn’t want to reveal a thing.

“No, of course not darling. You know I was the one that supported you on that.” he said, placing a hand on top of yours and despite everything you caught yourself relaxing.

“Just wait till the fans hear this.” you breathed out with a chuckle “They’ve been shipping us for so long, even if they knew we are only friends. It seems like every time we mentioned it, it just made them want to see us together even more. They didn’t care, we are just OTP to them.”

“Yeah, yeah they actually have.” you glanced at him when you heard the tone in his voice. It sounded almost longing, nostalgic and you knew there was something more there but you didn’t have time to try to decipher it because he cleared his throat and put on back a smile that could be convincing to others but not you. He was an amazing actor, yes, but he could never fool you.

“And now not only are we going to be in the same movie but you are practically going to take my v-card on camera? Wow I am sure it will break the internet!” you laughed, taking another small sip of your coffee.

“I’m- what?” his eyebrows shot up as he stared at you in disbelief and you frowned at him until it downed on you.

“No- Tom, no!” you all-but-shrieked “For the love of, Hiddleston! I’m really starting to think I don’t know you here. I didn’t mean literally!” you shook your head, huffing.

He just mumbled an “Oh” and laughed nervously, taking a sip of his own drink and placed it back next to his own script.

“But-” the smile returned on his lips “Now that you mention it, can you imagine the posts?” he asked and a giggle left your lips.

“The fans’ or yours?” you raised an eyebrow at your friend and he erupted in laughter.

“Why are you saying that? I haven’t started teasing them that much… yet.” he shrugged “But now that we got the script… a little sneak peek wouldn’t be bad, right?”

“You little-” you stopped yourself, laughing “You know, now I really understand why the picked you for Loki.”

“Oh come on! Hey do you have your phone?” he asked and you nodded your head “Remember that photo you had accidentally sent me of you in your bed?” and oh boy how could you ever forget that “How about you post it with something about practicing huh?” he smirked as he already leaned over your seat to try and take hold of your bag that had your phone.

“What?!” your eyes widened “Tom, no! I may be decent enough in it but it certainly not meant for the internet with the caption you have in mind! Tom!” you screamed, a giggle leaving as he tried to get it from your bag. You grabbed it and held it to yourself but he man was not having any of it.

“Come on, love. They’re going to love it, especially my comments on it.” he grinned the smile that made you weak on the knees.

“Tom, I said no! Nothing will make me give you that photo.” you shook your head furiously.

“Nothing?” he breathed out, getting more serious and only then did you realize his face was inches away rom yours “Are you sure about that love?” he whispered and you really caught yourself wondering about the answer you were going to give him. Could you say it? And even more: What was he really going to do about it?

“A kiss probably?”

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Here’s a comic wip of a Grif Siblings reunion (i need this so bad…..) I'm so bitter for both of these two, they have both been abandoned by everyone… they really deserve so much better! Hey! reds and blues, get your shit straight and stop treating all of your friends like actual garbage!!!! I mean Doc is finally fed up. (I'm not hating on the reds and blues, l love all of them but they are just…. the worst friends unless you are Church)…Also, I headcanon that Kai fakes a lot of her dumb/shocking comments in the same way Grif pretends to be incompetent to keep everyone’s standards as low as possible so that’s why shes like…. and actual character here? I feel like the Grifs together have so much potential and I would love to see that in canon (but im not really counting on it…) I really hope you can at least get the gist of the dialogue, my handwriting is trash haha.

And if you are wondering… yes Locus is super uncomfortable with this level of intimacy and does not want to be here lmao…

(also, fun fact! the head/nose touch at the end is a hongi/honi which is a traditional Polynesian greeting representing the exchange of the breath of life and mana)

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Reasons to watch: The BOLD type

Ok so this is one hell of a show and i refuse to let it go down without a fight. So i’m urging everyone to at least give it a TRY.

  •  Its a great show about three best friends who all work at a for a magazine called scarlet. Its really interesting to see what goes on behind the scenes of a company like this.  
  • ONE OF THEM IS A QUEER BI-RACIAL WOMEN, come fourth my fellow gays! There’s also a lesbian Muslim! I mean can it get any better than that?
  • This show is so inspirational in so many ways, it really shows that you shouldn’t be afraid to chase your dream, go for the goal! 
  • The show really touches on real life situations, things that could actually happen good and bad.
  • im not sure if im doing a good job at this but please TRY it 
  • KADENA #wlw #wlwoc
  • These three girls honestly and truly are best friends, they really care for each other and it’ll make your heart melt. 
  • Not to mention the romance, its honestly beautiful and it makes me cry, the straight couples are cute too! All hetero’s, come fourth!
  • AND ITS HILARIOUS, honestly i laughed every episode. 

and now if you wanna know more you’ll have to watch (; tune into freeform on Tuesday at 9/8c (;;;;;

anonymous asked:

Since we will all be suffering for a month until the new update, do you have anything you recommend; manga or anime?

YASSSS but these are mostly shoujo and 1 or 2 of seinen manga so if you’re looking for more yaoi/yuri sorry. 

  • Hare Kon (Smut) by Non

“Koharu, tired of all the men in her life being lying, married philanderers, decides to move back home, away from the city. Once there she finds her family saddled with a huge debt and no way out until a handsome but creepy stranger offers to pay the debt, at the same time asking…”

THIS GETS REALLY GOOD AS IT GOES ON! As long as you don’t mind having traditional views of love being tested.

  • Madame Petit by Takao Shigeru 

“It’s the 1920s and Mariko, age 16, is married to a man 30 years her senior. She’s honestly happy to be his wife and really excited to board the Orient Express in Turkey on their honeymoon trip. But her life takes a rapid turn when her husband is discovered dead after the first night on board… And that’s only the start of Mariko’s great adventure.”

This one too gets really better. It was kind of boring at the first but action follows later :)

  • Hachimitsu ni Hatsukoi by Minase Ai

“I don’t have family, friends, or a boyfriend. But there’s someone I love. We have that strange relationship: childhood friend.” 

The heroine is not your typical shoujo heroine, she’s absolutely strong in her feelings and it’s actually admirable. 

  • Nekota no Koto ga Ki ni Natte Shikatanai

“Amane Mikiko, better known as Mikki, is an elementary school student who moves a lot and has to transfer schools often. As soon as she makes friends, she has to painfully say goodbye to them. She is determined to not make any new friends at her new school, but if doesn’t exactly go her way…”

LOL I love mystery so I was like ??? why is he like that. Finished it and it was so fluffy and cute.

  • Escape Journey (BL) by Ogeretsu Tanaka 

“In college, Naoto has an unexpected reunion with ex-boyfriend Taichi who he broke up with for denouncing him as “sexual gratification.”

It’s very relatable, breaking up with the one you love so you have that heavy feeling in your heart and wonder if you let the right one go. It’s a story of growth between these two so definitely give it a try. 

  • Tsubaki-chou Lonely Planet by Yamamori Mika

“Ohno Fumi is a poor 2nd-year high school student. Because of her father’s debts, she’s kicked out of her own home and has to rely on her own connections to survive. Thus begins her life living with and housekeeping for a writer…” 

I thought this was a really cute story with some fantastic drawing. Makes me wish I was a high school student in Japan LOL.

  • Omoi, Omoware, Furi, Furare by Sakisaka Io

“The story centers around Yuna and Akari who have two very different views of love: Yuna is someone who sees love as a dream and Akari is someone who is very realistic about her romance choices. Meanwhile, there are two boys, Kazuomi and Rio, who also have very different views of love.” 

Very very very good! A nice pace but with the right enough of plot progress to not be frustrated. 

  • Liar x Liar by Kindaichi Renjuuro 

“One day, on a whim, twenty-year-old Minato decides to walk around the city dressed in her friend’s cute high school uniform. To her horror, she ends up running into her stepbrother, Tooru.”

It’s sadly in hiatus until August but OMG! Fucking finally there’s some action with these two. 

  • Yatamoto (BL) by Harada

“Momo with no ambitions, is the ultimate scum, good-for-nothing guy. Yata-chan is a chill, caring, and naive youth. During their meeting in a public bathroom…” 

Bruh this story got no chill. That’s all I’m going to say. 

  • Saezuru Tori wa Habatakanai (BL) by Yoneda Kou 

“Yakuza Yashiro, who only ever loved Kageyama, meets a new bodyguard, Doumeki Chikara. Unfortunately, the latter is impotent.” 

No matter what anyone says, this is fucking amazing. FUCKING AMAZING!

Taking a test:“Who are you?”

“Yo….pssss…pssss!!, what’s number two?”

“I was bout to ask you the same shit”

Didn’t even know there was a test *Teacher getting ready to place test on your desk* Teacher: “Clear your desk” Me: “For wh….OH WOW! well isn’t this some shit huh?”

“It’s too fucking early for this shit”   Teacher: “Excuse me watch your language, and to be exact, It’s 1 in the afternoon” Me: “Like I said, It’s too fucking early for this shit”

Teacher: “Sit up, did you not just see me place a test on your desk?” Me: “Did you not just see me enjoying life?”

Teacher: “Everything on here is just like the study guide” Me: *GIF*

Asking a smart friend for the answers. Me: “What’s number…what’s all the shit on page 4?” Them: “I don’t know, this test is hard”. *After Test* Me: “I know I failed” Them: “Me too.” Me: *Gets test back* “Look I told you-” Them: “WHAT THE FUCK MAN!” Me: “It’s OK, it’s probably a C-, better than what-” Them: “ I got a fucking 85%, this shit is too low” Me: *GIF*  *In my head* “If you don’t get go “I’ve been struggling all my life” looking ass”

That one person who actually studied and pleased with seeing everyone suffer.


I’m actually everybody, depends on the test and what class it’s for. If it’s trig then, I’m everybody except Taeil😂😂😂😂😂

Requested #5- Jungkook

Pushy!“
"Inconsiderate!”
“Irrational!”
“Stick in the mud!”


“GOD MAKE IT STOP!” Seokjin groaned. You paused your shouting match with Jungkook to glare at Jin. “You two have been at it for hours!”

“Can’t you two just fuck already?” Namjoon asked, crossing his arms. Leave it to him to recommended something like that. How fitting.

“Me? Fuck that?” Jungkook laughed darkly. “I don’t think so.”

“Like a two dollar hooker would be any better? Or maybe your favorite hand?” You shot back. “You know what? I’ve had enough.” You concluded, picking up was was left of your dignity. “Obviously I can’t have a nice time with my friends…so I will see myself out” you stated, picking up your shoes and slipping them on. Without another word, you walked out of the front door, making sure to slam it for emphasis.

Right now, all you wanted to do was shower.

The seven men flinched as the door shut, they’d never seen you actually back down from a battle with Jungkook before. Suddenly, Jungkook was the focal point of the room. That is, if they wanted to throw him in a volcano.

“You always take it too far, don’t ya?” Hoseok asked, a scary glare etched on his features.

“What is your guy’s problem!” Yoongi sighed, exasperated. His eyes suddenly darted to the couch. “Y/N left her laptop case…one of us should take it back”

“Kookie will do it” Seokjin declared. Jungkook was about to disagree but instantly closed his mouth when he saw the glare on his hyung’s face. So he settled for a groan instead
+++

You stepped out of the shower, only partially feeling better. You were still fuming, but not as much. You slipped on your bathrobe, only to have it stick to your partially damp skin.

“Who does he think he is?"You mumbled to yourself, rolling your eyes.

Suddenly, there was a knock at your door, and you mentally cursed yourself. You leaped over to the door and glanced through the peep hole.

"What is he doing here?” You asked to yourself. You opened the door a crack, only allowing your head to peek through.

Jungkook stood before you, shifting from side to side uncomfortably.

“You left this” he grumbled, holding out your bag. Without another word you reached your hand out and grabbed the strap. He was about to turn around but was stopped when a crash of thunder scared him, followed by a heavy downpour of rain.

He turned to look at you, implying something you’d rather die than do.
….

“Here” you threw a towel at him as he sat on your couch. You were now fully dressed, and griping.

Before he could respond, another crash of thunder shot through the house, causing you to jump. Mother nature must have hated you.

Soon enough it was dark, and still fucking raining. It was slowly beginning to drive you mad.

Jungkook was dead asleep on your couch. Neither of you have exchanged words for hours and frankly you liked it.

Until suddenly, one more crash of thunder caused the power to go out. You screamed a little, causing Jungkook to wake up and roll of the couch.

“Who turned off the lights?” He groaned, standing to his feet.

“The power went out” you started breathing heavily, recovering from your mini heart attack. You searched for your phone and clicked it on, shining it around the living room. “Damn it!” You groaned.

“Oh gosh” Jungkook sighed. He paused for a minute when he saw you fidgeting with your phone. “Are you scared?”

“No!” You snapped, which was a complete lie. You turned off your phone and threw it on the other couch.

Jungkook sighed, seeing right through your lie. He began following the sound of your voice. “Yeah, come here” he spoke, searching for you.

“What are you doing?” You asked, barely seeing his silhouette stalking towards you. Suddenly, his hands were on both of your forearms.

“Calming you down” he sighed. “Look at me” he said.

“Kind of hard to when I can’t see you” you rolled your eyes.

Jungkook rolled his eyes against and took a step back, unaware that he was still holding onto you. Suddenly, his foot caught in one of the blankets that had slipped off the couch and send him flying back, taking you with him.

Jungkook’s back hit the floor, you landing on him. You both groaned loudly, both in pain from the impact. Jungkook began shifting around beneath you. You were really close to him, and being labeled as a pervert wasn’t another insult he wanted shot at him. You attempted to heave yourself up, only to slip and fall down again. Only this time, you couldn’t stop yourself from brushing against his groin.

Jungkook hissed, demanding himself to stop whatever it was he was thinking. Finally gaining the security to get up, you attempted to…only to have Jungkook tighten a hold on your hips.

“Just what do you think you’re doing?” You asked. You felt his finger tips drag along the skin of your shirt that began riding up.

“Uh…Jungk-”
Suddenly he sat himself up, his nose barely brushing yours. His fingertips rested on your chin. You could only see the small light reflecting in his glassy eyes. You absent mindedly leaned forward, not registering what was happening until you felt him kissing you back.

+the next day+
“Something’s wrong….they aren’t yelling at each other” Taehyung commented. You were on the opposite end of the couch from Jungkook. Neither of you said anything to each other, almost as if absolutely nothing happened.

“Are they sick or something?” Namjoon whispered. The other members shrugged. Usually by this hour, you would have at least made a snide comment.

“Uh…Y/N?…could you uh…get some…blankets from the hall closet?” Seokjin trailed off. You nodded quietly and got on only to hear a faint. “I’ll help her”

You didn’t look back as you turned the corner and opened the door, walking inside the tiny space. How did they store anything here?, it was smaller than than an elevator.

Jungkook followed you, leaning against the door frame as you searched for blankets.

“I couldn’t stop thinking about yesterday” he mumbled.

“Is that so…” You trailed.

“Yeah…” You suddenly heard the door shut and felt his chest against your back. “When are we going to talk about it?”

“What is there to speak about?” You turned around to face him. “I kissed you by accident.” You lied.

Who the hell were you kidding, you meant to do it, you liked it, and you didn’t regret it.

“I know that’s a lie, you’re trapped with nowhere to run so until you admit it…we can stay here” he smirked. “Or you could do it again…whatever makes you comfortable” he shrugged. There it was, the cocky bastard you’ve grown to put up with.

Sighing, you leaned forward, your hands gliding over his shoulders. This time, he was the one to close the space between you two. His hands rested on your cheeks. His lips moved slowly against yours, almost threateningly.

“You know…we shouldn’t do this in here” you mumbled.

“Yeah…wouldn’t want them hearing us…would we?”

“Are you implying that I would be loud, Jeon?” You asked, raising your eyebrows.

“I’m not implying” he replied, sliding his hands down the side of your body. Suddenly you were hoisted up, which made you secure your legs around his waist. “I’m stating” he mumbled, dipping his head into the crook of your neck.

“Evil” you choked as his lips sucked away at your skin.

“Hmm. You love it”

(Dude…imagine them walking out of the closet after that….like damn dude.)

Okay, so I see a lot of posts floating around Tumblr about how awful/exhausting/stressful adulthood is. They make me laugh and they’re relatable and sometimes I reblog them. The thing is, though, for me, adulthood is actually way better than being a teenager was–so I wanted to share some things I love about being an adult, just to even out the balance. I don’t think I have any teenage followers, but maybe some in their early twenties? Anyway, I don’t want people to fear adulthood, because there are amazing things about it:

–Normally, I end my evenings by sitting on my sofa in my flat in pleasant solitude, drinking herbal tea and reading and listening to that morning’s Essential Classics on Radio 3. This should be the dictionary definition of bliss.

–Even though I have experienced bullying as an adult as well as when I was a child/teenager, I feel like my internal resources for dealing with it are better now and growing all the time. I no longer feel like the bad things people say to and about me define me.

–Buying my own laundry detergent means I can finally pick one that I’m not allergic to. I am no longer 110% covered in red itches at all times.

–I have friends who are boys and my dad isn’t in my house to constantly harrass me about them.

–Last year I went to a concert of science fiction scores played by the Royal Philharmonic with someone I know slightly from church. It was the actual coolest.

–My brother and I are friends now that we live in entirely different cities. He texted me the other day for advice on his CV. It was nice.

–My friends either share my interests or love the fact that I’m so interested in those things. It’s been years since I’ve said to anyone “I learnt an interesting thing today!” and they’ve replied, flatly, “define interesting”.

–I just feel so much more like myself than I did when I was a teenager. I’m okay with hating make-up/loving Disney films/being super career-driven/being great with kids, and the fact that those things would seem to make me a contradiction, and that I’m actually just me.

–My mum keeps defending my right to be single to anyone who tries to commiserate with her about the fact that she doesn’t have grandbabies. Adulthood, for me, has meant becoming friends with my mum.

–I know enough about myself and the world now to realise that understanding social/relational stuff is a real weak point of mine. When I don’t understand those things now, I say “I don’t understand this” to my friends, and they help me without laughing at me. (Then I help them with their CVs and knowing where their apostrophes belong. Turn and turn about is fair play).

–Enough bad things have come and gone in my life that I know dark seasons will pass, and even the things that aren’t temporary (my dad will probably never not be a borderline-homeless misogynistic conspiracy theorist again) are just part of my life, not the whole of it. They don’t consume me. When awful things happen, I am sad for a few weeks or months, but I know that one day I will be not sad for a while, and that is worth hanging on for. This is something I never could have known when I was a teenager, because not enough bad things had come and gone from my life.

–I would not trade the worst day of my last six months (which was awful and heartbreaking and I think I literally cried for 24 hours straight) for any day from my life aged 11-16. I have been sad, this year, but I also knew it would pass. It gets better. It gets so much better.