i actually have for a while now ugh

anonymous asked:

Another thing I didn't understand about Rowling's portrayal of James and Sirius is that there is such a difference between what is told and shown. In OOTP everyone assumed James to have matured because that is what is told. Many people assumed that this is because of the Werewolf prank. But she contradicts this in DH. He apparently bragged about what happened knowing Snape had to be silent and attempted murder was not enough for him to stop the bullying.

Yeah, I totally agree.  I waxed lyrical on this a while ago (actually, I think I have some responses still in my drafts folder which I forgot about until now, ugh).

…but yes, I think it’s such a curious stance because I totally understand the narrative decision to knock James from his Hero perch that Harry had (understandably) installed him on.  I think it’s a beautiful twist that the James vs Severus war wasn’t a Draco vs Harry style disagreement as Dumbledore had led Harry to believe, but that James was someone who Harry himself would’ve reviled.

I think that’s really interesting, and a brave departure by JK for the character.  It would’ve been all too easy to make James a saint, but by explaining Severus’ extreme revulsion instead of accepting Remus’ explanation that ‘Severus was jealous of his Quidditch ability’ or whatever other nonsense, it adds a depth to the Marauders era that didn’t exist previously, and it has the consequence of making James et al as problematic as Severus himself is.  

What I find utterly bizarre is the fact that she doesn’t make James’ redemption arc explicit, and it’s all too easy to go, “Hmm, but show me how he changed?”  It’s almost as if we’re supposed to accept that he changed because Lily married him, but that’s ridiculous; one character is not the barometer of all that is good and evil in the world.

It would’ve been so much more powerful had James changed due to the werewolf incident.  Unfortunately, as canon stands, James has no such crisis of confidence, and his efforts as a hero (which he undoubtedly was) are marred by the truth that he saved Severus because of Sirius and Remus, not because of doing the right thing - because nobody who saves a fellow human from death for ‘the right reasons’ then decides to randomly attack them ‘for fun’ or because their friend is bored.

As someone pointed out the other day (@delphi-lestrange ?), if James had been given a clear redemption, it doesn’t damage Severus’ arc; even if James grew up, unless he actively apologised to Severus for his previous behaviour, he doesn’t get to go, “No, I’m good now, you need to stop hating me,” as if that erases the previous 6/7 years.

I just think it’s a shame.

anonymous asked:

Head canoning/au: what if stiles was bit instead of Scott? Or in addition? DOB playing accidental werewolf stiles. Does it cure his ADHD? Does he embrace it? If Scott still dates Allison, does that make the drama more interesting and less cliched, less Romeo and Juliet, more how can you choose her over me? Or what if Peter bites stiles later in first season, when he mentions it canonically to stiles. How does stiles take to being a were? How do you think Sterek would be affected?

Continued: I mean, don’t get me wrong, I looooove human stiles and wouldn’t change him, love that he’s sarcastic but fragile, love that he’s a spark, or whatever, but not bullet proof… But I think he would handle the wolf stuff so differently than Scott did…

Oh Stiles would have 1000% handled turning very differently than Scott did, and season one would have been a completely different show. I’m going to start off saying that I agree, I love human!Stiles (and also spark!Stiles) too much to ever really be into the idea of wolf!Stiles or him turning, but it would have been interesting to see how that would have played out.

I’m going to run with the idea of Stiles being turned instead of Scott in this ask, because him being bitten as well would be a whole different ramble. 

First off, I think Stiles would have embraced the hell out of having superpowers. Scott enjoyed the benefits of being a wolf to get on the lacrosse team and win over Allison, but otherwise he was pretty desperate to be normal and ignore any elements of the supernatural going on in his life. Scott wanted a normal (well, popular sports star, but normal) life, but Stiles –– the geeky, World of Warcraft playing, superhero and sci fi movie loving geek that he is –– would have embraced the new wolf identity whole-heartedly. Remember, he was the one who actually figured out Scott was a werewolf (even jokingly) and helped him through learning control and connecting with his anchor. So I see werewolf!Stiles taking to be a wolf much faster than Scott did, if only because he would want to embrace it, want to learn as much as he could about it, want to be the best goddamn superhero werewolf he could be, because having superpowers is freaking awesome! 

So I think that, while for Scott the journey was one of “ugh, why is this happening to me” with a touch of “cool I can get a girlfriend now”, toward accepting that this was a permanent part of his life, for Stiles the journey would have gone in somewhat the opposite direction: from wholeheartedly embracing this awesome gift to slowly realizing –– as bodies piled up and hunters appeared in the picture –– that it might not be all sunshine and superpowers after all. (But I honestly think he’d handle that better too. Stiles is used to adapting to hard times, is a realist bordering on a cynic, and when he realized it was time to get serious I think he would have been able to ground himself and grow up fast –– though not without some serious griping along the way.)

I think the arc of the season probably would have changed a lot too, with Stiles as the core character. Along with his own research, he probably would have gone to Derek for answers and struck up a relationship much earlier on, wanting to learn as much as possible about the world he was now a part of. The main reasons he kept more of a distance from Derek in canon were because he was A) following Scott’s lead, since Scott was the one this was most affecting, B) he was scared of Derek (and certain feelings Derek was bringing out in him) and C) he was jealous that Scott and Derek were in this werewolf club together and he wasn’t, so he kind of wanted to nudge Derek aside to hold onto Scott better. All of which would have been different if Stiles were the one at the center of all the werewolf issues, with his own werewolf strength to match Derek’s.

(And in fact, he did go to Derek for answers a bit even in canon, like the scene in the police car when Derek was arrested –– and in an especially bad mood, I mean don’t get a guy arrested for the murder of his sister and then decide it’s time to chat. Just… bad timing there, Stiles –– and I think that would have been much more the norm in a world where Stiles was the werewolf.)

Since Derek would see Stiles actually invested in what was happening, actually wanting to understand (even in his snarky and skeptical way), I think Derek would have felt a lot more settled and secure than he did throughout canon season one. Derek’s main goals that season were to protect the stupid teenagers, get the stupid teenagers to take this seriously, and to feel a little less alone after losing Laura, and Stiles actually coming to him, wanting to learn, would change so much of that and leave him a lot more settled.

Ok, what else… I do think being a wolf would have probably cured Stiles’ ADHD, since the bite cured Erica’s epilepsy. Or at least… held it at bay. There’s a possibility that being exposed to wolfsbane, or other things that stalled out his wolf healing, would cause a resurgence of symptoms the way it did with Erica. Which would make wolfsbane exposure even more dangerous for Stiles, because it could potentially make him weaker and make it harder for him to focus on how to escape the situation.

As for Scott… I can see this going one of either two ways. Scott was very woe is me and Scott-centric throughout season one, and I’ll say somewhat understandably. He was the one who got the bite, who had his life flipped upside-down, and so it makes sense that he would be thinking about his own drama over other people’s. I’m also going to suggest that Scott’s overwhelming obsession with Allison was partly due to his being a new wolf (stronger senses, stronger instincts) and her being his anchor (being hyper-focused on her settled him). So, while I think a lot of Scott’s behavior was just down to his general personality, it’s also possible that a human Scott would have just reacted a bit more… normally, to getting a girlfriend. It’s also possible that, considering Stiles would be the one who was in trouble, the one whose problems needed to be focused on, Scott would have stepped up and been more focused on supporting Stiles in general. It’s easy when you’ve got a broken thumb to go “oh I have a broken thumb, feel bad for me, I can’t focus on your problems right now friend, my thumb’s hurting.” But if your thumb’s perfectly fine and your friend’s is the one that’s broken, you might be there and focused and more inclined to put them first and help them out.

(And yes, I just compared being bitten by a werewolf to having a broken thumb. I have no idea why. I’m sleep deprived with too much coffee in my system; let’s move on.)

So yes, it’s totally possible that human!Scott would put more focus on a werewolf!Stiles than on Allison, even causing him to leave her once he finds out her family are werewolf hunters. (Because again, it’s easy to keep dating someone dangerous when they’re threatening you and the poor loner werewolf you just honestly don’t care about :/ but if they’re threatening your best friend, that might change your attitude a bit.)

Of course, it could go in the complete opposite direction as well. Since we know Scott just wanted a normal life, the fact that Stiles was suddenly so completely not normal might set a wedge between them, even unconsciously. If that happened early on, it would probably push Stiles closer to Derek, push Scott closer to Allison, and potentially even lead Scott to side with the hunters if Kate or Chris managed to convince him that the werewolves were the dangerous monsters who stole his best friend from him. (And honestly this would be such an interesting dynamic to play out –– Scott trying to do the right thing, convinced by his girlfriend’s family that werewolves were the wrong thing. Maybe even convinced that killing the Alpha or Derek would turn Stiles back to being human, and that he’d be saving him by doing so. Leading Stiles and Derek into a trap by pretending to want to make amends, and then realizing his mistake when Kate ends up trying to kill Stiles too. And… damn, I want to write this now.)

Anyway, there’s so much more to explore here but I’ve definitely rambled on long enough. Awesome question, anon, thank you!

^ werewolf Stiles with Derek as his anchor ;P

anonymous asked:

Kinda stupid that your asking for money when you don't even write that much anymore. i could see it maybe if you actually posted once in a while but now it kinda seems like you don't deserve it and feel like you can just slack off and expect to still be unconditionally loved

Okay first of all, I haven’t even announced my ko-fi link, so that means you specifically went on my blog to even have seen it. It’s not like I’m reblogging it every five minutes saying ‘GIVE ME MONEY GIVE ME MONEY GIVE ME MONEY’ in the tags.

Second, I made an entire post explaining that I’m taking a little break, and even stated why. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt in case you didn’t see it. So that’s here.

True, I’m not posting as much as I used to but I’m working on getting back to that point. Taking a small break so that I can achieve that and ‘slacking off’ aren’t even remotely in the same ball park.

And no, I don’t expect to be unconditionally loved. I expect to be largely ignored, if we’re being honest, and every single anonymous message telling me they enjoy what I do floors me. Perhaps instead of wasting the energy it takes to formulate assumptions about me and typing out an entire message to tell me how much I’m ‘slacking off’, do something worth both your time and mine.

About Time // Part 5

| Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

Type/Genre: Angst, Alternate Universe (Time Travel!au, Soulmate!au)

Character: BTS x reader

Word count: 7,587 words

Prompts: “What if you find your soulmate… at the wrong time?” - Lauren Kate, Passion

Summary: Be careful for what you wish for, because you may never know how to deal with them once it comes true. What would you do when your wish for a second chance actually came true? But was it really a fulfilled wish? Too many questions lie when it actually happened. Were they real memories? Or perhaps a part of a past life? Was it only a dream all along? Will everything be different this time?

Warning: Mentions of cancer

a/n: Starting from this chapter ahead timeline will flip back and forth between the current life and some flashbacks of the past life experiences that the oc had gone through. So to make things less confusing, I will add the timeline info aside from location and year, so you can differentiate them in case the chapter has two different timelines at the same time. Thank you for reading. I hope the slow plot on this chapter won’t bore or confuse you^^

Originally posted by won-der-land89


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Ludo?: Queen Moon? What are you doing here?

You did kind of steal her book of spells a while back. Now everyone else knows about that too. I’m worried. Ludo’s minons are all gone. Ludo himself is trapped in a crystal, but I don’t think Toffee is possessing Ludo’s body anymore. We still don’t know exactly what Ecliplsa’s magic did.

Star: Ugh! So no Marco and I can barely make eye contact because of Ruberiot’s dumb song. I mean, Marco actually thinks I have a crush on him. huhuhuhuh.

Come on, Star. I’m sure literally everyone knows at this point.

Pony Head: Yeah, but like, don’t you though? 

Pony head knows the score.

The Criminal

“You won’t believe the day I have had!” Itachi threw his keys on the coffee table before sitting right next to Shisui, immediately wrapping his arms around the older Uchiha’s torso. “It was terrible and humiliating and ugh!”

“I haven’t heard the ‘ugh’ for a while now, did you get scolded by somebody at work?”

“No, it is worse…” Itachi sighed exhaustively.

“Tell me about it, I locked myself outside the car with the car keys in the fucking car” Shisui shook his head.

“Did you guys have such an awful day too? The idiot assistant changed the code of the safe…and forgot what it was”

“Wow, the save with all those private papers? That is terrible” Shisui said as Madara nodded and sat down.

“Did you manage to open it?” Itachi asked.

“Actually…it is a funny story, I came across that blond brat and he…he cracked the safe open” both Shisui’s and Itachi’s eyes widened.

“Naruto?” Shisui asked.

“Yeah, that guy, I said I owed him one”  Madara waved it off, but wasn’t aware of the coincidence.

“He cracked open my car when I locked myself out” Shisui said.

“He cracked the lock of Suké’s apartment” Itachi said, both Shisui and Madara turned their heads at Itachi with a strange look, “I left my…stethoscope at his place, I don’t have a key…because he…never gave me…a key” Itachi looked away.

“Why don’t you begin with your story…?”

Oxoxoxox

*The apartment*

“Come on, come on” Itachi tapped his foot on the ground, “Pick up, pick up…”

“This is the voicemail of-”

“Fuck!” Itachi kicked the tire of his car before turning his head towards the apartment block. He put the phone against his ear. “Suké, it is me again…I need you to pick up alright? This is important, it is…about…that…thing…I left…in your apartment, anyway, call me back” Itachi sighed, looking at the screen of his phone for two whole minutes.

“If it isn’t Uchiha Itachi, are you here for your boyfriend?” Itachi immediately felt a vein pop in his head.

“I don’t have time to beat you up, Uzumaki” Itachi stated as he angrily turned around.

“I was going to ask how you were doing, but I already know the answer; moody” Naruto sat down on a pole. “I wish I could help cheer you up…”

“Unless you can magically make a masterkey appear in your hands, I don’t know what use you are to me” Itachi scoffed.

“I don’t have a masterkey” Naruto lowered his head, “But…you do”  Itachi frowned by Naruto’s words “Your hairpin, dattebayo”

“Tch, that stupid shit that only works in movies”

“Fifty bucks says I can help you sneak in your boyfriend’s apartment by just using that hairpin”

“I am not going to give you fifty bucks so you can buy pot”

“Hey, I am clean, as for you…you are trying to sneak inside your boyfriend’s apartment, well, I am not going to question-”

“I left…my…stethoscope, a very good one! I need it back…for work” Itachi folded his arms, “I tried contacting him, but he isn’t picking up”

“You guys have been together for about a year, no house key exchange?” Naruto asked.

“My relationship is none of your business” Itachi tone sounded harsh. He looked away, “He has only one spare key, I think his sister has it”

“Don’t worry Itachi, I will help you” Naruto stood up.

“What do you want for it in return? I mean…If you really can get me in”

“No worries, we are practically family, dattebayo” Naruto had this smirk face and Itachi gave him the most confused look his face could possible make.  “Let’s say you owe me one” Naruto said.

“…Fine” Itachi sighed, getting the hairpin out of his hair and handing it to Naruto.  “Fourth floor room 483, and no I am not giving any painkillers as rewards”  Itachi walked inside the apartment block while Naruto followed.

“It won’t be some medical issue, I can tell you that upfront, it will probably be something…precious” Naruto scoffed when he reached the door. “This is too easy, it is like shooting a baby through the head”

“Why is every brat using that expression? That’s not how it goes” Itachi threw his hands in the air. First Sasuke, now this idiot. What is wrong with this generation?

“I am sure Sasuke says that all the time, you know he can’t say piece of cake because last time he baked something I ended up in the hospital” Naruto knelt down and took the hairpin from Itachi.

“Actually, Sasuke mentioned your mom said to put walnuts in it, so actually the real mastermind behind your almost death is your own mother”

“Ha, in that case you two have a lot in common” Naruto stood up and pushed the door, opening the room. “Told you I could do it”

“I am too relieved to question why you are able to pick locks”

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” Naruto said.

“You…stay here!” Itachi rushed inside, immediately going to the bathroom and picking up what appeared to be a set of clothes, he tried to push it in his bag before hearing a cough behind him. “I told you stay in front of the door…” Itachi said, closing his eyes as if he was busted by police with the possession of drugs.

“So…Sasuke’s clothes?” Naruto leaned against the door frame, recognising the black hoodie all too well. It was the item of clothing Sasuke wore the most.

“…I…borrowed it and it is really none of your concern” Itachi said, taking a deep breath.

“Yeah, I know I am blond, but if those clothes are here and you went home that night…it means you had…clothes on…which means…you had some nasty use for those clothes-”

“I am not confirming…anything, I simply…borrowed…some clothes, now…fuck off…before I kill you” Itachi put the clothes in his bag before turning around and walked out of the room, stopping right next to Naruto to whisper: “And we will never…never…talk about it again”

“One last thing, don’t you want to pick up Sasuke’s glasses on the night stand or are you just going to leave them?”

“…I am just…yeah…” Itachi walked back inside the room to fetch the glasses. “Not a word” Itachi repeated as he walked out of the apartment. Naruto followed him all the way to the elevator.

“There is just one thing bothering me, dattebayo”

“No questions!” Itachi hissed.

“I just…can’t imagine…Sasuke’s clothes actually fitting Suké…” Naruto looked confused at the elevator door closing. The ride down was silent and Itachi didn’t walk out right away when the doors opened.

“It is because…he is not the one wearing them” Itachi answered, causing Naruto to gasp.

“I am awkwardly turned on, dattebayo” Naruto stated as Itachi shook his head and walked out of the elevator, leaving the blond there. “Remember, you owe me one”

Oooxoxoxo

“Yeah, that was basically the whole story” Itachi sighed.

“Do you have it back?” Shisui asked

“What?” Itachi asked

“The stethoscope…” Madara reminded him.

“Was it lost? I mean…yes, yes of course!” Itachi folded his arms and looked away. “Anyway…what about your story?”

“Mine?” Madara asked, “Well, there is not much to it…really…”

Oxoxoxxox

*the safe*  

“You did what?!” Madara flipped his desk, causing the men in the chair to scream like little girls. “The fuck am I supposed to do now?! I gave you one fucking job!”

“You assigned him exactly 6 tasks” The assistant muttered, holding the clipboard against his chest.

“It is an honest mistake!” The man said.

“No, it is not! I could tell a baby to memorise four fucking digits, why can’t you!?”

“Babies, can’t even talk” The assistant cleared his throat.

“You know how a safe works? It has 10 digits and do you know how many possibilities it will leave me with? 9 TIMES 9 TIMES 9 TIMES 9! Yes, my loser idiot, dyscalculia, little brother can even do that kind of math!”

“I am deeply sorry!” The man said, looking at the ground. Madara sighed and sat back down.

“What done is done…” He said, rolling his chair towards the window and opening it.

“Boss…couldn’t you have had that reaction of acceptance before you flipped the table?” The assistant asked.

“It is called the stages of grief, anger is one of them!” Madara said.

“Hey Madara!” The Uchiha looked surprised at the pavement, seeing a little blond dot.

“Oh, that idiot…” Madara commented.  “Hey!”

“I couldn’t help hearing you scream! Everything alright?!” Naruto shouted.

“Some idiot forgot the combination of the new safe!”

“Oh! That sucks…! What type is it?!”

“Like I know!” Madara shouted back.

“Hey! I think I might be able to crack it! Dattebayo!” The blond shouted.

“What are you?! A criminal?!” Madara asked.

“I am not answer those questions without my attorney present!”  Naruto shouted, causing Madara to laugh. He indicated for Naruto to come up before turning his chair.

“I like that brat, he has guts, my sense of humour” Madara said, leaning back in the chair, “Why was I mad again?”

“The safe”

“Right!” Madara said, but then got distracted after seeing the door of the office open.

“How did that even happen?” Naruto asked as he walked inside. “Hey, I am Naruto” Naruto introduced himself to the two strangers in the room.

“Nice meeting you” The assistant says, shaking his hand before leaning towards Madara, “How do you know him?”

“He is like a friend of my youngest brother…I am not sure what they are…”

“Let me see the safe, maybe I can crack it!” Naruto said and then followed the other guy, followed by Madara and his assistant. “Oooh, that is hella easy!” Naruto put his backpack down and grabbed a stethoscope.

“Do you just walk around with that?” Madara asked.

“Nah, I came across Itachi…I…borrowed it from him” Naruto turned his head to Madara and smirked. “Sort of” He knelt down and within 20 minutes, Naruto opened the safe.

“0308, that is your code, but you might wanna get changed now” Naruto stood up.

“You are amazing!” Madara said, looking impressed.

“…Isn’t it questionable why a teenager…know how to crack a safe?” The assistant asked. Madara frowned and looked at Naruto.

“If  you are involved in some criminal organisation…I am not telling you to stop, I am telling you to stay the fuck away from Sasuke”

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” Naruto chuckled.

“Is there anything I can do for…for kinda…saving my ass~” The man tapped Naruto’s arm with his elbow.

“You can take a mint, dattebayo” Naruto commented, making the other chuckle.

“But he is right, if there anything-”

“Aaah stop it, Madara, we are practically family, let’s say you owe me one, dattebayo!”

‘Sure, but as a bonus, I will let you take this notebook for five minutes with all the dirt on…”

Oxoxoxoxox

Madara cleared his throat.

“Dirt on…the…President!” He looked at Itachi, who just kept staring ahead of him.

“Little bitch stole my stethoscope…” He stated.

“Yeah, you lied to us about it” Shisui said.

“It is weird…how does he know how to break a lock, crack a safe…dude…that kid is bad news” Madara said.

“Look at you, caring about your youngest brother”

“Owh, Sasuke will be fine…I am not worried about him” Madara stated.

“Maybe he was like one of those criminals…maybe he changed” Shisui said.

“At least he is nice enough to help us” Madara said.

“Yeah, I guess my story is up next”

Oxoxox

“Fuck, why did I stop for coffee on the way?! Why didn’t I wait in line for ten minutes to get the damn coffee…I couldn’t walk away once I stood in line…the time waited would have been for nothing!” Shisui hissed to himself as he grabbed the latte and opened the door of the car, slamming it behind him. He stood still for a moment before slowly turning his head around, seeing his bag with the important papers in it, still in the passenger seat.

“…No…no…” He pulled the handle several times, but the door was locked and the keys were still inside. “No, no! Damn the garage and their stupid replacement car!” Shisui kicked the tire, but in the process dropped his latte. He started at the disposable cup with utterly displeasure in his eyes.

“Why.Am.I.Fucking.Alive” Shisui sulked.

“Shisui?”

“Naruto, hey! What…what are you doing here?” Shisui asked.

“I was walking by…you seem in distress, dattebayo”

“I am late for a meeting and…the papers are in my car…that’s locked…”Shisui stared at the window, “And I dropped my latte”

“That is worse than the important papers in the car” Naruto walked towards Shisui, looking at the car. “That is an old car”

“The garage lent it to me until they fix mine”

“I might be able….To open it” Naruto said cracking his fingers.

“You can?”

“I can give it a try, you are look out, make sure no cop sees me-”

“Naruto, it is my car-”

“Owh…they won’t believe you when you are with me…dattebayo” Naruto muttered grabbing something from his bag. Shisui swallowed, looking around the parking lot.

“Done!” Naruto stood up and opened the door to grab the keys and bag. He handed them to Shisui.

“Thank you so much! Ah Uzumaki, I owe you one” Shisui embraced Naruto,dropping his bag in the process.  Naruto laughed and picked it up, but he remained quiet when holding a book. He looked back up at Shisui who cleared his throat.

“That…that is…from a friend” Shisui stated.

“Yeah…I choose to believe that, dattebayo…”

Oxoxoxoxox

“He is a born criminal” Itachi said.

“Am I the only one imagining Sasuke as Britney Spears singing Criminal?” Shisui asked.

“No, now I do too!” Madara said. Both shared a look before the door of the living room opened.

“Hey, you are all home early” Sasuke walked to the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of juice.

“Where are you going?” Itachi asked.

“Oh, Naruto is here, we are just going to my room”  

“…To do…what?” Shisui asked.

“I am going to grab some of my stuff…wait, I am going to stay over at his place, you know that, right?”

“NO!” Both Shisui and Itachi shouted.

“He said he asked each of you” Sasuke stated, causing all three to widened their eyes.

“Hey guys! You guys don’t mind if I steal him? Dattebayo” Naruto asked, smiling kindly…at first…that smiled turned into a smirk. “I did ask each of you” He wrapped an arm around Sasuke’s waist, pulling him a little closer, “I wouldn’t have asked if it wasn’t for my parents leaving tonight-”

“Absolutely not!” Itachi shouted.

“Is this what you mean with something precious!?” Shisui added, “Itachi was right about you!”

“What are they talking about?” Sasuke looked at Naruto.

“Ooh, you guys came clean to one another? Oh, I guess Itachi stealing Sasuke’s clothes for the roleplay with his boyfriend had to come into discussion, and Madara’s notebook filled with dirt on each of your siblings, not to mention the book Shisui was reading  “Fifty shades of grey” and “Laws regarding incest”, I figured it was only for the best to talk about it openly…instead of keeping…secrets…dattebayo”

“Look at him” Madara shook his head, but there was a proud smirk spread across his lips, “We cock block him and he stabs us all in the back…you have balls, Uzumaki”

“You guys…” Sasuke’s voice sounded dangerously low, catching all attention in the room. He cracked his fingers. “Let’s talk in an old fashioned way about what is morally good…and bad”

“Well, guess I have to go then! Seems you have to work stuff out! But I will see you guys…you all…do owe one” He winked before leaving the room.

“That son of a bitch” Shisui shook his head, “He set us up…like a real lawyer, I gotta admit…he did get us”

“I still fucking hate him” Itachi sounded pissed.

special thanks to @failureoftheyear for editing~

Thoughts on "Extremis"

•This may be a bit short since Tumblr mobile has now eaten this post twice. Ugh.

•Bill on a date was adorable!

•I’m glad we’ve finally gotten to the bottom of the Vault mystery! I thought this episode did a great job of doing the reveal while raising about five million other questions.

•I know others have had similar thoughts, but dang, I was getting very nervous at the beginning. “No need to pull a Ten on us and turn yourself over to certain death for some stupid reason—wait.”

•Missy pleading for her life was…pretty heartbreaking actually?? And of course the Doctor saved her, although I did find it a little disturbing (and unfortunately in character) that he then appointed himself as the sole arbiter of her fate. And THEN didn’t even actually keep his promise. That’s an insult to the memory of Danny Pink, Osgood, and all those whose dead bodies were harvested and turned into killers (including, in all probability, Ian and Barbara, Jamie, Polly and Ben, Tegan, Sarah Jane, Victoria, and Amy and Rory). Yes, he’s alien, but that’s cold.

•I’m glad we got to see how Nardole and Twelve got together! Still not sure how River got in contact with Nardole again, or how one goes about fixing headlessness (and why, if that’s something that’s easy in the future, Jack Harkness didn’t go for it), or, well, a lot of other things, but ehhh. I’m happy with what we got.

•I’m also really glad that this is an episode that raises these kinds of debates again. There was a lot to chew on here. Overall, this was a great episode!

•The reveal that everyone in there was a hologram was deeply unsettling. The build-up was pitch-perfect, with the “random” numbers, weird lights, etc. slowly coming together into a final, horrifying reveal. Classic Moffat. What a wonderful episode, honestly.

•The scene at CERN with the scientists? That was deeply disturbing and very well-done. Definitely a highlight of the episode.

•I’m a sucker for hurt!Twelve, and his standing up to the monster while obviously terrified was a beautiful scene.

•This was a great first part of a three-parter! The pacing is significantly better than most the two-parters in series 9. Moffat seems to have found his groove with three-parters, as his last one was just brilliant and this seems to be shaping up to be just as good (in a different way).

•The monsters were also terrifying—they looked like distant cousins of the Silence who’d been marinating in pickle juice for several thousand years.

•Actually, there were a lot of callbacks to series 6 in “Extremis,” from the (probable) last appearance of River’s diary to the whole “we don’t know what’s real” thing, the Doctor’s apparent death, and a visit to the White House. Here’s hoping this plot line is handled better than that one—I loved series 6, but I still can’t quite figure out what was going on for half of it.

•The Pope showing up in Bill’s bedroom? Classic.

•So—was the Doctor trading something in his future for a few minutes of eyesight the “regeneration complications” P-Cap mentioned? But it can’t have been, because none of that actually happened. On the other hand, it seemed too significant an event and was paid too much attention to have no effect whatsoever. Maybe it’ll happen again?

•Also, why did it take the Doctor so long to think of text-to-speech technology? Tbh that whole trade was a bit contrived when you think about it, since he absolutely should have thought of that before resorting to such extreme measures. But again, none of that actually happened. ??? Hopefully all will be explained by the end of this arc.

•One last question: what exactly was the Doctor planning to do with Missy, long-term? Lock her up till she learned her lesson? He’d have been waiting a very long time.

•I love that subroutine!Doctor made the conscious decision to imitate actual!Doctor. It was a scene very reminiscent of “The Family of Blood” when John Smith chooses to become the Doctor again, and moving in his obvious desire to live up to the name of the Doctor.

•That was great! Here’s to “The Pyramid at the End of the World.” I’m actually quite fond of Peter Harness—"Kill the Moon" is one of my favorite Who episodes ever—so I’m very excited.

The Gotham city sirens in the style of their most recent portrayal in movies

Originally posted by qaerin

Man I have waaay too many smut requests in my inbox for my own good hahaha HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL!! ♡ Hope y’all spent it having fun with all your friends, family and loved ones :-)


“I don’t get it, is it really that hard? Can the both of you just be professional about it? Everyone’s doing fine except for you guys,” Hanbin scolded.


“Sorry,” You said in a soft whisper, looking down at the floor while a very quiet Bobby nodded solemnly at Hanbin.


It was hard. Of course it was, when the both of you haven’t been talking for the past week over some petty argument and were suddenly paired up to dance together when the team of choreographers decided to include the female trainees as dance partners for a special stage for one of the year end music festivals. The both of you were not only stiff, barely touched each other despite how intimate the dance was and even clashed on several occasions when the moves weren’t even that hard to begin with considering how you were pretty good at dancing.


“Just…work it out, alright? Don’t screw up the opportunity.”


With that, Hanbin dismissed the rest of the members and their partners, leaving the both of you in the practice room to be swallowed by a deafening silence.

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In all seriousness, the 2011 movie version of Tintin was the most frustratingly attractive animated character ever

I mean, LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFULLY HYPNOTIC EYES

AND THAT PERFECT JAWLINE

AND THOSE AMAZING HANDS

AND THAT UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS SMILE

AND THAT INFURIATINGLY SEXY SMIRK

AND THAT LOVELY GINGER HAIR JUST BEGGING TO BE RUFFLED

AND ASLKDFJSLIEUAROWEAJWKLFJWEIRU THAT MOUTH UGGGH

AND GOOD LORD THOSE ARMS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AND LOOK AT THE RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF SWAG HE HAS WHILE JUST CHILLING IN HIS CAR

AND WHEN HE’S SITTING IN THIS RANDOM BEACH CHAIR

AND SEE HOW *&$!*@#$*#ING HOT HE IS WHILE HOLDING A GUN

AND WHEN HE’S WET AND HOLDING A GUN

AND WHEN HE’S WET AND ANGRY AND HOLDING A GUN

SCREW YOU WETA DIGITAL WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM SO PERFECT I HAVE HAD NO SANITY FOR THE PAST 2 ½ YEARS BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN FLAWLESS CGI MASTERPIECE OF GODLY HOTNESS NOW I WILL NEVER FIND AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE MAN BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS THING YOU CREATED THAT’S EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED HIM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP RUINING MY LIFE

Just UGH I CAN’T IT’S NOT FAAAAIRRRRRRR

*headdesk*

Library Surprise

Y/N frowned at the screen in front of her, the silence of the library heavy around her.

I’m sorry babe, tomorrow? Read the newest message from Joe, and she sighed as she typed a reply.

Study group tomorrow. Next week?

Her and Joe had both been so busy lately, her with university course work and him with the movie and other YouTube things, that the couple hadn’t had a chance to be with each other for a while, and every time they tried to plan, one was busy or something ended up coming up.

Clicking out of her messages and back onto her document where her notes were being jotted down, Y/N turned her attention back to the history book in front of her. She was glad this was her final year, then maybe her and Joe would have more time together.

Shaking her head to clear her thoughts, she mentally scolded herself for getting distracted. This paper was due in a few days, and Y/N needed to do the last finishing touches so she could focus on the test she had coming up.


The sound of keyboards clicking, pens scratching, and pages turning calmed her stressed mind and she scanned the page of the book in front of her, getting back into the motion of reading and occasionally taking notes.

All was calm in the library until she heard muffled laughter.

Y/N’s eyes lifted from the book to scan across the room, but could not find anyone causing the noise, so she lowered them back to the printed words in front of her.

But then she heard it again, and apparently a few others noticed because when she looked up again, so were a few others.

The hardcore students were frowning, clearly upset about the disturbance from their studies, but Y/N almost welcomed the distraction, wanting a break from her studies and her lonely mind.


“She must be around here somewhere…”

“They all have their faces in the books, how are we supposed to know who’s who?”

“We’ll know her when we see her..”

Y/N blinked at the book in front of her, thinking that she had been studying too long because those voices sounded familiar, way too familiar.

“Y/N!” Her head snapped up to see Caspar standing across the room, waving at her. Jack, Conor, and Oli stood with him, also grinning, but looked slightly guilty at Caspar’s loud tone.

“Shhh!” The boys all turned towards the angry looking student who was hunched over a book with a few others, Y/N giggled as the boys took on various looks of shock and appal at being shushed.

“This is why I do not come to libraries,” Oli said to his camera, and Y/N realized he and Caspar were vlogging, “Too many angry students.”

She shook her head as she watched her boys slowly make their way through the maze of tables, chairs, and students bags, finally ending up at her own set up.

“What are you doing here?” She asked, as they each took a seat, smiling at the cameras for the future viewers. “And why are you vlogging me in the library?”

“We can’t come visit our favourite girl?” Jack asked, and she simply raised an eyebrow in response.

“Or, because we came with someone else.” Conor piped in, smirking as he nodded his head across the room.

With a confused look on her face, Y/N followed his gaze until they landed on him.


Joe stood just a few tables away, smiling softly at her, a backpack swung over his shoulder. He sauntered over, his gaze locked on her, and she could feel the tears pooling her eyes.

As he reached her table, she stood, leaping into his arms, burying her face into the crook between his shoulder and neck, breathing in his scent.

“Gods, I have missed you so much.” She mumbled into him, her tears soaking into his shoulder.

“I missed you too, love.” Joe’s arms were tight around her, and they were the only ones in that moment. Y/N felt as if all the stress and loneliness had just melted away, the tears a mix of happiness and relief.

“Awe, look at the two lovebirds.” Y/N heard Caspar, knowing that him and Oli had their cameras pointed at her and Joe, Jack and Conor probably had their phones directed at them with snapchat open.

Y/N could feel Joe chuckle, but she refused to let go of him, not yet. It had been too long.

Joe turned his head, kissing her gently on the side of her head.

“Y/N, love, you need to let go.”

“No.” She shook her head, squeezing tighter.

“Come on, I have snacks for you.” Y/N pulled back to see Joe grinning at her, he reached up to wipe away the few tears that remained. “I knew food would get your attention.”

“The way to my heart.” She smiled up at him, before reaching up on her toes to kiss him on the lips.


“Oh, get a room you two!” Jack called out, earning more grumbling from the students from before. “Calm down, you nerds. This is love we’re experiencing!”

“Jack, shut up.” Y/N rolled her eyes, linking her and Joe’s hands together as she pulled him towards the seat beside her. “What are you doing here?” She asked Joe, watching as he pulled out some snacks and his laptop from the backpack that was on his shoulder. “I thought you had meetings all day, and videos to edit.”

“You’re boyfriend’s a liar.” Oli said simply, his camera still directed at the couple.

“I only told a small little lie,” Joe pointed at Oli before turning to Y/N. “I wanted to surprise you, so I had to pretend to be busy. I mean, I do actually have some videos to edit, but thats why I brought my computer. So we can be together while we work.”

Y/N felt more tears come to her eyes, loving that Joe went through all that to surprise her. She leant in close, pulling him into another slow kiss.

“You are the best, lying boyfriend ever.” She told him, smiling softly.

“I try.” He shrugged, a smile on his own face.

“Ugh, why did we agree to come, we’re going to be stuck watching them be all cutesy now.” Conor wrinkled his nose.


“Will you please be quiet!” The angry student from before stood up, glaring over at the table full of Youtubers.

“Will you just calm down, this is love!” Caspar yelled back, laughter rising from the table.

Oh What You Do To Me | Daesung x You

About: Daesung & You
Cameos: None.
Point of View: You, the reader.
Rated: M, for smut. 

Summary: You and Daesung have been together for two years now. And with an entire month off from Big Bang related things, you get to have him all to yourself…. or so you thought?

Note: Y’all, this is an oldie but….. goodie? Maybe? My smut writing skills were still in the works, so if it’s not on point, please forgive me! LOL. Actually, my general writing skills were still in the works, but oh well! Hopefully someone will find joy from this, blahhh. I was sleepy while proofreading this as well, soo… Yeah. Anyways, have some Daesung!!! Stop by my blog and request something if you’d like. I just moved from asianfanfics to tumblr, so holla at me! I swear I’ve improved at least a little from this… Oh okay, now I’m making it seem worse than it actually is. Just read it and enjoy. 

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When I Want Your Opinion, I’ll Give it to You (Avengers x reader)

ok so idk if I’m supposed to message you or not? idk man anyway I just had this thought looking through my feed and saw all of your menstruation posts and would like to ask if you could make an imagine with Pietro/ Bucky either one where it’s your time of the month and like ur this badass chick who’s beaten even Nat and like their just like ‘omg you’ve done all this stuff’ and ur just like 'no uterus no opinion’ and then fluff and yeah sorry this is so long but… thanks if you can and yeah –C

With one hand around the throat of a Hydra agent and the other holding the knife that you had pierced through his partner’s chest, there wasn’t much room for nature to make its grand entrance into your day.  The telltale cramp started between your hips then pushed into your back and down your legs, testing your ability to stay upright with your fresh kills still in hand. You dropped the one from your choke hold, but faced the other for just a moment, looking into his lifeless eyes with a sigh of disgust.

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caterfree10 said: idk how big it is (considering the juggernaut as far as I can tell is Moana/Maui despite rampant antis), but I do know that Moana/Te Fiti is a thing, if much smaller alas. (if you find good shit hmu? :D?) 

Ah well I’m glad to know it is A THING at least. I actually really do like Moana x Maui too (who says our budding chieftess can’t be bisexual, right? ;). Ugh antis are plaguing A CARTOON PAIRING now too??? Should have known. Lemme guess: they’re on a mission to make sure all the shippers know they’re going to hell because “OMG AGE DIFFERENCE!!!1!” Not like you can’t just age Moana up in fic with a stroke of the keyboard… *eyerolls forever*

But back to Moana x Te Fiti: that whole end sequence with Moana giving the goddess back her heart while singing that tears-inducing song was just straight-up romantic as fuck. IDK if the writers intended for those undertones to be there, but they were there (the multiple bouts of snuggling between goddess and chieftess solidified it for me). And I will DEFINITELY hit you up if I find some goodies for them ;) I’m going to start raiding the tags after work tomorrow. In fact I suspect whatever free time I have over the Memorial Day weekend will be spent hunting for fic (like I said: I’m officially obsessed).

anonymous asked:

I loved your reply about what you love most about London.. So, 1D as places/things around London?

Fuck, I’m on a slippery slope here, can you do me a favour and ask this to Sheena @conscious–ramblings as well? As much as I love this place she’ll know better ones than I can come up with since I’m merely a pretentious, obsessed foreigner and she’s an actual local hahah

I’ve been trying to do this for a while now and it feels like i’m doing neither them nor London justice, but here comes an attempt: 

Louis is Camden, alternative and raw and a little bit dark but accepting of everyone, there’s always music playing, always beers to be had and people to chat with but who are also fully accepting of sitting on your own and taking in the atmosphere while no one is watching, just taking in the music and your surroundings

Harry is Notting Hill, pretentious and hipster with its markets and shops, but so creative and open to new ideas, and the fashion is obviously more than amazing - but there’s still an undercurrent of creativity and lots of present artists which goes much deeper than just pretty clothes and beautiful buildings, just like Harry himself

Liam is Soho on a Saturday evening, there’s always something to do, always ready to party all night and find people to get validation from, but there’s also annoyingly straight men infiltrating gay clubs trying to hit on girls and just not getting why that is a bad idea, but still so alive and welcoming and fast-paced

and finally Niall is Highbury, where there’s a sense of belonging, lots of gig venues, nice bars everywhere, but the most important thing is that it’s the home of Arsenal and sports come first, even if he can’t play it himself, footie and beer is where it’s at 

Me: *cries while pulling myself out of the deep deep trench of sorrows*

SOPHIA IS COMING BACK!!!


This was something I desperately hoped for but honestly thought was probably not gonna happen. But now it’s confirmed that she is!!!

UGH! I’m so ready for Mattie to utterly destroy me, yet again. I don’t know what her story line will be, or how much screen time she’ll actually have, but my god I hope it’s something fantastic!

(and I know it will be because Sophia is a goddamn powerhouse queen!)

Hoshidan Festival: Saizo and Asugi Parent-Child Convo

I honestly love Saizo as a Dad. Even better is when he tries to be sincere and Asugi just doesn’t believe him. But Asugi knows that he’s loved. 

I honestly appreciate the fact that I can have a glimpse of what Gaius would have been like if he had a dad. I know that they’re two different characters (apparently the Awakening counterparts are the reincarnations, not the other way around) but their personalities are super similar as it is, with Gaius being more worldly-experienced. 

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Update

Hey guys, I’m still remaining inactive for now, but I set up a week’s worth of queue. I’ve been showing a lot of my individual arts and Dreamer related stuff, but I rarely show you guys stuff from the other stories, and well, I do have a lot of them. So while I’m gone, the queue will be showing some of my concept arts for a couple of the stories, along with some description on the world, the characters, and some of the beginning plot.

First on the list is my Stickfigure storyline, which I planned to do as a series of animations from when Hatena was still up. Over the summer I might play with flipnote again, so maybe you’ll get to see some the actually story later, but the next three days are going to explain the setting and the main characters. Unfortunately, because I still plan on doing this one, I can’t actually show you guys some of the other sketches I did, since they’re sort of spoiler events.

Second will be an assortment of sketches (both old and new) about the Champions. I’ll be including all of the sketches I can find for each character, as well as the original inspirations for each one, so that might take a while. Since this storyline was never really well worked out in the first place, and to introduce the second set of Champions you have to understand what happened to the first set, I’ll be explaining a lot more of the plot for this one.

I don’t have any others planned to upload right now, since that should give me at least a week to sort things out and I’ll probably be back by then. But I’m thinking about uploading the original sketches of the Dreamers once I’m online again. Might be pretty interesting. I could also do a chronology of Wolf’s design, since he went through at least three major makeovers. I’ll ask your guys’ opinions on that one though.