i actually dont remember what this was from

Yuri: Nope, don´t remember, didn´t happen.

or also:

Viktor: We had a dance that night! YOU ASKED ME TO BE YOUR COACH!
Yuri: Nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen.

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

The mayans predicted a reset, not the end

OKAY OKAY SO GUYS I SHIT YOU NOT LEMME SEE THIS THE MANDELA EFFECT YALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT?? JUST IN CASE YALL DONT THE MANDELA EFFECT IS THIS THING WHERE SMALL THINGS IN OUR UNIVERSE ARE CHANGED LIKE THE BERENSTEIN BEARS VS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND WITE OUT VS WHITE OUT AND EVERYONES MEMORY IS SORT OF REMEMBERING DIFFERENTLY FROM WHAT THIS STUFF ACTUALLY IS, LIKE IF YOU REMEMBER IT AS THE BERENSTEIN BEARS BUT THEN GO BACK AND LOOK IT UP AND FIND OUT ITS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND THE THEORY IS THAT WE GOT STUCK IN A WORMHOLE AND SENT TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FOR A PART OF OUR LIVES AND STUFF SO THERES THAT EXPLANATION FOR YALL AND AND AND YALL KNOW ABOUT THE MAYANS AND SHIT ABOUT HOW THEY PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012??? OK SO THE MAYANS WERE HELLA SMART LIKE THEY WERE MAD MATHEMATICIANS AND SHIT OK SO HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG?? THEY CREATED THE MOST ACCURATE CALENDAR OF THE ANCIENT WRLD BASED ON FUCKING ASTRONOMY SO OBVIOUSLY THEY KNEW A LITTLE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND HAD A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW WE CAME TO BE OK OK SO MY THEORY IS THAT THE WORLD ACTUALLY RESET IN 2012 INSTEAD OF ENDING IT JUST RESET, LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD CAME AND NOW WERE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND SHIT AND HAVE YALL EVER NOTICED THAG NONE OF THIS MANDELA EFFECT SHIT STARTED SHOWING UP UNTIL LIKE 2013-2014??? THE WORLD ENDED IN 2012 AND ITS ALL FUCKJNG SHOWING THROUGH THE MANDELA EFFECT GUYS WE WENT THROUGH A WORM HOLE THATS WHAG THE MAYANS PREDICTED BRUH THEY DIDNT PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD THEY PREDICTED THE RESET

my evangeline,

you went on the date with that one guy.

you texted me before he picked you up, nervous and trying not to panic. i calmed you down, and i told you it was all fine, and that if he even tried to hurt you hed be dead.

you said “thank you.. i appreciate you. i just dont know what to do atm. im glad i have you.”

he picked you up and you texted me saying youll talk to me later, with a smiley face.

i waited.

and waited.

until 5 am, you texted me saying, “that was actually a lot of fun, hes super nice”

…i, uh, i actually dont remember when i picked up a bottle, but i do remember waking up that night to the bottle empty and a hole in my wall, decorated with blood from my busted knuckles.

i fucked up. im fucked up.

i barely even have a hangover. but maybe thats because the pain overshadows a stupid headache.

im sorry. im so fucking sorry, my love. that guy is probably far better than i am. he probably doesnt have a drinking problem. fuck, i need AA.

-the guy who vowed to be your guardian angel, who will be only that.

my blog is bad but at least im having fun*

*im not actually having fun. im just enjoying of this distraction from my anxiety and depression and it could be considered as “having fun” in some sense. but like its not real fun. i dont remember what it feels like to have fun.

i was on the wiki again bc reasons but i saw this picture from a scene that i dont really remember 

and im laughing at those stances  bc the director looks like an angry dog, and wash is just slightly leaning back like

Not tagged but found it from @mc-cooltunes and want to know more about the following

▪️Are you named after anyone? Nah
▪️When was the last time you cried? Dont remember, I wasn’t coherent thats for sure
▪️Do you have kids? No and dont want any
▪️If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? Yeah I would actually. From the outside sure I have aot of redeeming qualities, Living within the shit… ehh
▪️Do you use sarcasm a lot? Nope… I just scowl
▪️Will you ever Bungee Jump? Given the opportunity
▪️What’s your favorite cereal? Cinnamon toast crunch! 
▪️What’s the first thing you notice about people?  The eyes. They’re just a shapeless mass until I make eye contact. Then its either..yeah you’re still a shapeless mass or yeah you momentarily have my attention.
▪️What is your eye color? Brown
▪️Scary movie or happy endings?  Oh scary all the way.. 
▪️Favorite smells? Wood burning, lilac, laundry, the smell of certain lipstick
▪️Summer or winter? Fall
▪️Computer or television? Computer definitely. Cant remember the last time I watched television…. Not being pretentious, I cant really remember, Its all youtube or netflix…if anything
▪️What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Where I am now….
▪️Do you have any special talents? Im double jointed?
▪️Where were you born? U.S.A
▪️What are your hobbies? Are a luxury… I  dunno yoga, anything physical that gets me out of my head. ( dont be nasty)
▪️Do you have any pets? Nope
▪️Favorite movie? Ohhh man. I havent seen anything new recently… 
▪️Do you have any siblings? No only half siblings

@plasterthemagictongue@symphony-in-silver@artofparties@wallflowercabaret@unknownpleasures68@saltinequeen666@comatose-bat@joan-jetts-jackett@cotemp

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Things to do in Assassin’s Creed Syndicate - London Lebron (x)

Writing Tips

So I never got any responses to me asking if anyone wanted to see some tips but I still get a few questions asking for tips so I’m going to give you the ones I know and help me.

- If you write on a computer or laptop, I highly recommend installing Grammarly for Chrome. I actually got this tip from another imagine account (I can’t remember what account…sorry) but it has been amazing ever since I installed it. I really recommend it, and the free version does so much and it’s great. (The premium costs like a lot so I personally only have the free version).

- Also, I would recommend writing on a program that saves every few seconds. Like, Google Docs. I personally use Wattpad because I’m just used to it, but I heard someone using “Evernote,” which I have never used but it syncs to multiple devices to you can write down ideas when you’re out and about! But if you’re willing to take the risk, feel free to write on Tumblr- there is the risk that it can glitch or your computer can shut off in the middle of everything, though.

- I reblogged something yesterday about changing paragraphs when someone new speaks. But I think it is so important that it should be posted again. Remember TIPTOP for when to start a new paragraph.
TIme
Place
TOpic
Person

- One really important thing is really knowing your topic. Like, in my case with Avengers imagines, I watched the movies a lot. You want to really know your character. If you’re writing fanfic/one-shots/imagines for characters you want to be able to match their dialogue and actions to how they would actually act. I mean, I write Tony as a soft little bunny sometimes, but his sarcastic personality still shines through. Same with Bucky, he could be scary, but a little bit of fluffy bucky is fun.

- Another thing I personally like to do and helps keep me on track is writing out a plan. I write out little ideas in a notebook just to keep me focused since I get off track so easily.  It really helps me, but you can always go in blind and just start writing! That’s how I used to do it.

- Getting noticed is hard. TAGS ARE KEY! I use probably around 15-20 tags per imagine. For an example, the tags for a Pietro imagine would like:
#pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff imagine #pietro maximoff x reader #quicksilver #quicksilver imagine #quicksilver x reader #avengers #avengers imagine #avengers imagines #avengers x reader #marvel #marvel imagines #marvel imagine #imagines
plus anyone else who I say was ‘featured’ in the imagine.

- Posting regularly is also a good way of getting a following. It keeps people interested in your blog and what you write. I’m not saying you have to post daily (i just have a lot of time on my hands—it’s summer oops) but I would make a schedule and stick to it to ensure that you post regularly.

- Have fun writing it. Make some jokes (or reference other things you like) (*cough* I reference Hamilton stuff all the time) If you don’t like what you’re writing, it won’t be your best. If you write about stuff you’re interested in, it will show through in your writing.

- That also goes along with; If you open requests, you have every right to decline something you don’t feel comfortable doing. If something makes you uncomfortable, kindly decline the request. Most people will understand :)

- Don’t be afraid to be creative. Try different writing styles until you find what you like! And don’t be afraid to switch it up if you get bored. It’s your account and your writing, it’s a way to express your creativity. Your only limitation is your creativity and your imagination, so just have fun with it!

- How do I make a Masterlist? Check this out!

- How do I link the Masterlist in my bio? Check this out!

I hope I was able to be of some help to someone :)

so i’ve been reading a lot of Bajirao Mastani posts around and ive tried my best to ignore them until now, but i’m afraid i can’t anymore. i need y'all to understand some facts because from the looks of it, its going to be ye olde bhansali film, so fasten yer seatbelts and listen up because thats my goddamn culture being put up on billboards

- Please please please remember that the film is on actual historic figures who were v v important in shaping the post - Shivaji maratha empire. Reducing it to a watery love story is plain disrespectful.

- MASTANI AND KASHIBAI NEVER DANCED TOGETHER JFC. From what I gather, there is a dance sequence of deepika and priyanka. Kashibai was royalty. There’s no chance in hell she’s going to ‘dance’, with Mastani of people.

- Please don’t reduce Mastani to your new aesthetic. I’ve seen at least one post saying that, and its infuriating. Please stop.

- Please dont let this movie be your guide to maratha empire or the peshwas, there are books for that. Or my inbox.

- Lastly and by no means leastly, please do not remember our Bajirao for Mastani. He was a great ruler and warrior, and literally turned the political tables in his era. Please remember him for that.

- just don’t reduce my culture and peshwas to a sappy bwood romance plz thank u

notreallyshinji  asked:

3, 4, and 22

3.  What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)?
ok well technically that would be those random side characters from the world ends with you (the musician and the stage tech guy i think???) but i can’t even remember their names because it’s been a really long time + i think it was mostly a joke, so i don’t think that actually counts. rarest rare pair i actually care about is probably tiz and ringabel (but i think that’s just bc the fandom is small lmao…)

4. Name a popular ship you don’t get the appeal of.
i will be perfectly honest i reeeally dislike yullen from d.gray-man and i always have for some reason

22. Is there a ship you’ll never admit you have?
yeah there’s like 5 and i’ll take them with me directly to the grave

witchcraftis  asked:

velvet ocean and rosinweed

sunflower asks

velvet ocean: what is your latest dream?

last night i had a dream that about reading a book and while that sounds incredibly lame it was like
really weird because at times it was like i was experiencing the story firsthand but then there are other parts where im definitely reading the actual story
i dont remember what it was about only that a book was also involved in the story itself and the characters in the story i was reading were talking about how the book they were reading totally switched genres in like the last few chapters
and then the book that i was reading totally switched genres in the last few chapters and it got all mind-weird 
and also the phrase “i lie, i lied, i know why the authors died” sticks in my mind for some reason

wait shit does this ask mean my latest dream from like a “goal in life” perspective because that is the wrong answer if so

rosinweed: who are your favorite people? 

jade and aradia, briar and flora and jack, listen i have a lot of favorite people and it would take me a while to list them all individually can i just give the blanket statement of all my friends?

boat ride

the script for this scene is so amazing

she knows he was about to confess today and for someone reason something is holding him back but she doesn’t push it

and she just says “from now you don’t have to stay away from the thing that you like anymore” referring to his boat but they know and we know she’s not actually talking about the boat and shes basically like, i dont know why you arent telling me you are in love with me but thats okay because ill still keep waiting for you

and he smiles because she just understands him and all she says is “you’ll remember what you wanted to say to me someday, it’ll come back to you”

and this time it’s her waiting for HIM and its so amazing and every scene with the two of them you can just see he’s on cloud nine because they understand each other so well  H O W

HE KNOWS SHE LIKES HIM BACK HE KNOWS THEY BOTH KNOW THEY LIKE EACH OTHER AND THAT IS ALL THEY NEED THAT IS ALL I NEED IS THAT THEY BOTH KNOW

FYI guys Chris Evans suffers from anxiety:

He turned down the role of Captain America a number of times before he actually accepted it.

“I… struggle with anxiety sometimes, especially when promoting films like this. Just the life of doing what I do, being in the public eye, it’s a stressful environment.“

Just remember if you do meet him, he’s just like everyone else. So treat him the way you want to be treated.

So everybody going to SLCC just treat him nicely and try not to make him feel overwhelmed. I know he’s an amazing actor but just try and treat him the way you want to be treated.

Be nice and polite to him.

Okay, dont get me wrong.
I love the lads so much, you have no idea.

But did y’all noticed how we lost contact with them?
We dont even know where they really are. We dont even know whats really going on.
I understand that they need their ‘own’ time too, but its just— i dont know what to feel.
Lately, all I want is them. I need them, but I dont even know whats going on.
With all the dramas. Its so frustrating
Remember the last time the lads were in america? Ashton showed us love with all the tweets and videos, but then one day I woke up hearing nothing from them. It upsets me to know that they’re losing time for us. I mean I get it that they have their own life.

You just dont understand.

Its like their slowly drifting away from us. I dont even know what to feel.

Im actually happy for them, but im also upset and sad and frustrated.

Bare with me. Anyways, I love them with all my heart its just lately its been so crazy with all the dramas. — I just… I know this is selfish… Dont hate me.

i was beyonnnnnd blacked out when i did this shot. like wow. i dont even know what happened that night. last thing i remember is getting to the trap with my friends and buying i think 4 k2s from the guy? and i popped two of them? while ALREADY on about 2.25 of xanax…….i have a few pics of the dog at the house staring at me, a selfie of me with the dog laying in my lap, and then two pics of this shot. apparently my friends said i got really nervous at one point and said i was having an allergic reaction and i wanted to go home??? and that i also smoked????a lot?????? i don’t even like smoking?????? and then i guess when i got home my other friend came by so we could go pick up so i guess i went out AGAIN and then somehow ended up with this bigass shot before i went to bed. fucking weird lmao i dont know how i didnt overdose, especially with all those benzos in me. but anyway. blue drop is baaack 💙👌🏼💧

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These were some of the highlights from yesterday’s game. There’s something wrong with all of us.
txrippu, seamsplit, theignoredchild, asphyxiiant, numbrabbitbrat, fuckthefearturkey, oftransparency and someone else i dont have their url oops