and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:
Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You better watch out, you better not
You’ll probably bleed out, I’m
tellin’ you why
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you
He’s got a hit list, he’s
starting a fight
He’s clenching his fist, it’s
shiny and bright
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
His aim is really fucking good and
he’s gonna assassinate
OKAY OKAY SO GUYS I SHIT YOU NOT LEMME SEE THIS
THE MANDELA EFFECT YALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT?? JUST IN CASE YALL DONT THE MANDELA EFFECT IS THIS THING WHERE SMALL THINGS IN OUR UNIVERSE ARE CHANGED LIKE THE BERENSTEIN BEARS VS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND WITE OUT VS WHITE OUT AND EVERYONES MEMORY IS SORT OF REMEMBERING DIFFERENTLY FROM WHAT THIS STUFF ACTUALLY IS, LIKE IF YOU REMEMBER IT AS THE BERENSTEIN BEARS BUT THEN GO BACK AND LOOK IT UP AND FIND OUT ITS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND THE THEORY IS THAT WE GOT STUCK IN A WORMHOLE AND SENT TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FOR A PART OF OUR LIVES AND STUFF SO THERES THAT EXPLANATION FOR YALL
AND AND AND YALL KNOW ABOUT THE MAYANS AND SHIT ABOUT HOW THEY PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012??? OK SO THE MAYANS WERE HELLA SMART LIKE THEY WERE MAD MATHEMATICIANS AND SHIT OK SO HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG?? THEY CREATED THE MOST ACCURATE CALENDAR OF THE ANCIENT WRLD BASED ON FUCKING ASTRONOMY SO OBVIOUSLY THEY KNEW A LITTLE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND HAD A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW WE CAME TO BE
OK OK SO MY THEORY IS THAT THE WORLD ACTUALLY RESET IN 2012 INSTEAD OF ENDING IT JUST RESET, LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD CAME AND NOW WERE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND SHIT AND HAVE YALL EVER NOTICED THAG NONE OF THIS MANDELA EFFECT SHIT STARTED SHOWING UP UNTIL LIKE 2013-2014??? THE WORLD ENDED IN 2012 AND ITS ALL FUCKJNG SHOWING THROUGH THE MANDELA EFFECT GUYS WE WENT THROUGH A WORM HOLE THATS WHAG THE MAYANS PREDICTED BRUH THEY DIDNT PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD THEY PREDICTED THE RESET
*im not actually having fun. im just enjoying of this distraction from my anxiety and depression and it could be considered as “having fun” in some sense. but like its not real fun. i dont remember what it feels like to have fun.
Not tagged but found it from @mc-cooltunes and want to know more about the following
▪️Are you named after anyone? Nah ▪️When was the last time you cried? Dont remember, I wasn’t coherent thats for sure ▪️Do you have kids? No and dont want any ▪️If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? Yeah I would actually. From the outside sure I have aot of redeeming qualities, Living within the shit… ehh ▪️Do you use sarcasm a lot? Nope… I just scowl ▪️Will you ever Bungee Jump? Given the opportunity ▪️What’s your favorite cereal? Cinnamon toast crunch! ▪️What’s the first thing you notice about people? The eyes. They’re just a shapeless mass until I make eye contact. Then its either..yeah you’re still a shapeless mass or yeah you momentarily have my attention. ▪️What is your eye color? Brown ▪️Scary movie or happy endings? Oh scary all the way.. ▪️Favorite smells? Wood burning, lilac, laundry, the smell of certain lipstick ▪️Summer or winter? Fall ▪️Computer or television? Computer definitely. Cant remember the last time I watched television…. Not being pretentious, I cant really remember, Its all youtube or netflix…if anything ▪️What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Where I am now…. ▪️Do you have any special talents? Im double jointed? ▪️Where were you born? U.S.A ▪️What are your hobbies? Are a luxury… I dunno yoga, anything physical that gets me out of my head. ( dont be nasty) ▪️Do you have any pets? Nope ▪️Favorite movie? Ohhh man. I havent seen anything new recently… ▪️Do you have any siblings? No only half siblings
So I never got any responses to me asking if anyone wanted to see some tips but I still get a few questions asking for tips so I’m going to give you the ones I know and help me.
- If you write on a computer or laptop, I highly recommend installing Grammarly for Chrome. I actually got this tip from another imagine account (I can’t remember what account…sorry) but it has been amazing ever since I installed it. I really recommend it, and the free version does so much and it’s great. (The premium costs like a lot so I personally only have the free version).
- Also, I would recommend writing on a program that saves every few seconds. Like, Google Docs. I personally use Wattpad because I’m just used to it, but I heard someone using “Evernote,” which I have never used but it syncs to multiple devices to you can write down ideas when you’re out and about! But if you’re willing to take the risk, feel free to write on Tumblr- there is the risk that it can glitch or your computer can shut off in the middle of everything, though.
- I reblogged something yesterday about changing paragraphs when someone new speaks. But I think it is so important that it should be posted again. Remember TIPTOP for when to start a new paragraph. TIme Place TOpic Person
- One really important thing is really knowing your topic. Like, in my case with Avengers imagines, I watched the movies a lot. You want to really know your character. If you’re writing fanfic/one-shots/imagines for characters you want to be able to match their dialogue and actions to how they would actually act. I mean, I write Tony as a soft little bunny sometimes, but his sarcastic personality still shines through. Same with Bucky, he could be scary, but a little bit of fluffy bucky is fun.
- Another thing I personally like to do and helps keep me on track is writing out a plan. I write out little ideas in a notebook just to keep me focused since I get off track so easily. It really helps me, but you can always go in blind and just start writing! That’s how I used to do it.
- Getting noticed is hard. TAGS ARE KEY! I use probably around 15-20 tags per imagine. For an example, the tags for a Pietro imagine would like: #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff imagine #pietro maximoff x reader #quicksilver #quicksilver imagine #quicksilver x reader #avengers #avengers imagine #avengers imagines #avengers x reader #marvel #marvel imagines #marvel imagine #imagines plus anyone else who I say was ‘featured’ in the imagine.
- Posting regularly is also a good way of getting a following. It keeps people interested in your blog and what you write. I’m not saying you have to post daily (i just have a lot of time on my hands—it’s summer oops) but I would make a schedule and stick to it to ensure that you post regularly.
- Have fun writing it. Make some jokes (or reference other things you like) (*cough* I reference Hamilton stuff all the time) If you don’t like what you’re writing, it won’t be your best. If you write about stuff you’re interested in, it will show through in your writing.
- That also goes along with; If you open requests, you have every right to decline something you don’t feel comfortable doing. If something makes you uncomfortable, kindly decline the request. Most people will understand :)
- Don’t be afraid to be creative. Try different writing styles until you find what you like! And don’t be afraid to switch it up if you get bored. It’s your account and your writing, it’s a way to express your creativity. Your only limitation is your creativity and your imagination, so just have fun with it!
Im thinking about playing new vegas again
I never actually finished it cuz I fell out of fallout during that time but now I’m getting addicted to it again
I’m probably gonna just raise my charisma to the max and then fuck around with the other stats and see what happens from there
so i’ve been reading a lot of Bajirao Mastani posts around and ive tried my best to ignore them until now, but i’m afraid i can’t anymore. i need y'all to understand some facts because from the looks of it, its going to be ye olde bhansali film, so fasten yer seatbelts and listen up because thats my goddamn culture being put up on billboards
- Please please please remember that the film is on actual historic figures who were v v important in shaping the post - Shivaji maratha empire. Reducing it to a watery love story is plain disrespectful.
- MASTANI AND KASHIBAI NEVER DANCED TOGETHER JFC. From what I gather, there is a dance sequence of deepika and priyanka. Kashibai was royalty. There’s no chance in hell she’s going to ‘dance’, with Mastani of people.
- Please don’t reduce Mastani to your new aesthetic. I’ve seen at least one post saying that, and its infuriating. Please stop.
- Please dont let this movie be your guide to maratha empire or the peshwas, there are books for that. Or my inbox.
- Lastly and by no means leastly, please do not remember our Bajirao for Mastani. He was a great ruler and warrior, and literally turned the political tables in his era. Please remember him for that.
- just don’t reduce my culture and peshwas to a sappy bwood romance plz thank u
3. What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)? ok well technically that would be those random side characters from the world ends with you (the musician and the stage tech guy i think???) but i can’t even remember their names because it’s been a really long time + i think it was mostly a joke, so i don’t think that actually counts. rarest rare pair i actually care about is probably tiz and ringabel (but i think that’s just bc the fandom is small lmao…)
4. Name a popular ship you don’t get the appeal of. i will be perfectly honest i reeeally dislike yullen from d.gray-man and i always have for some reason
22. Is there a ship you’ll never admit you have? yeah there’s like 5 and i’ll take them with me directly to the grave
last night i had a dream that about reading a book and while that sounds incredibly lame it was like really weird because at times it was like i was experiencing the story firsthand but then there are other parts where im definitely reading the actual story i dont remember what it was about only that a book was also involved in the story itself and the characters in the story i was reading were talking about how the book they were reading totally switched genres in like the last few chapters and then the book that i was reading totally switched genres in the last few chapters and it got all mind-weird and also the phrase “i lie, i lied, i know why the authors died” sticks in my mind for some reason
wait shit does this ask mean my latest dream from like a “goal in life” perspective because that is the wrong answer if so
rosinweed: who are your favorite people?
jade and aradia, briar and flora and jack, listen i have a lot of favorite people and it would take me a while to list them all individually can i just give the blanket statement of all my friends?
she knows he was about to confess today and for someone reason something is holding him back but she doesn’t push it
and she just says “from now you don’t have to stay away from the thing that you like anymore” referring to his boat but they know and we know she’s not actually talking about the boat and shes basically like, i dont know why you arent telling me you are in love with me but thats okay because ill still keep waiting for you
and he smiles because she just understands him and all she says is “you’ll remember what you wanted to say to me someday, it’ll come back to you”
and this time it’s her waiting for HIM and its so amazing and every scene with the two of them you can just see he’s on cloud nine because they understand each other so well H O W
HE KNOWS SHE LIKES HIM BACK HE KNOWS THEY BOTH KNOW THEY LIKE EACH OTHER AND THAT IS ALL THEY NEED THAT IS ALL I NEED IS THAT THEY BOTH KNOW
Okay, dont get me wrong.
I love the lads so much, you have no idea.
But did y’all noticed how we lost contact with them?
We dont even know where they really are. We dont even know whats really going on.
I understand that they need their ‘own’ time too, but its just— i dont know what to feel.
Lately, all I want is them. I need them, but I dont even know whats going on.
With all the dramas. Its so frustrating
Remember the last time the lads were in america? Ashton showed us love with all the tweets and videos, but then one day I woke up hearing nothing from them. It upsets me to know that they’re losing time for us. I mean I get it that they have their own life.
You just dont understand.
Its like their slowly drifting away from us. I dont even know what to feel.
Im actually happy for them, but im also upset and sad and frustrated.
Bare with me. Anyways, I love them with all my heart its just lately its been so crazy with all the dramas. — I just… I know this is selfish… Dont hate me.
i was beyonnnnnd blacked out when i did this shot. like wow. i dont even know what happened that night. last thing i remember is getting to the trap with my friends and buying i think 4 k2s from the guy? and i popped two of them? while ALREADY on about 2.25 of xanax…….i have a few pics of the dog at the house staring at me, a selfie of me with the dog laying in my lap, and then two pics of this shot. apparently my friends said i got really nervous at one point and said i was having an allergic reaction and i wanted to go home??? and that i also smoked????a lot?????? i don’t even like smoking??????
and then i guess when i got home my other friend came by so we could go pick up so i guess i went out AGAIN and then somehow ended up with this bigass shot before i went to bed. fucking weird lmao i dont know how i didnt overdose, especially with all those benzos in me. but anyway. blue drop is baaack 💙👌🏼💧