i actually don't know it was just there

keith: how is it that so many people look like assholes when they have lollipops? why is that? i for one am glad that up here in space there are no lollipops. we are free of looking at innocent people and thinking they’re automatically an asshole just because they have a lollipop in their mouth. aliens would look so much worse too. 3 mouths? 3 lollipops? 3x the asshole. asshole cubed.

So I think I’ve learned why I can’t tag certain people? On my phone, in the activity section, it shows that some people are apparently…Blocked?

As in, their icons are blurred out and I cannot access their blogs from my phone?

But?? They both follow me?? And they actively reblog from me and I actively reblog from them?? I am so confused?? I just want to tag these people when I draw their shit!!

anonymous asked:

I️ liken Harry to Freddie so much (for years but especially as a solo artist) that it didn’t even occur to me that anyone would argue about that answer but antis and hets always find a way I️ guess. It must be exhausting not to be able to enjoy how fabulous Harry is lol

SBB is Louis and RBB is Harry, then it makes sense that RBB was always dressing up as Freddie Mercury when it turns out that he has always been his influence this entire time ;_;

people can stay distressed but ultimately it doesn’t change their knowledge and admiration of lgbt artists ¯\_(ツ)_/¯





#so much tongue #so little time

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this


“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78


Poor Bendy. Watching Mickey and Oswald talk to Cuphead and Mugman must be like watching your friends walk up to a fun-house mirror as they talk to their reflections. Only there’s no mirror actually there…

Someone sent me what is apparently a page of the TIME Magazine’s Harry Potter special and? 


kiss practice? idk really.

i just think lance deserves the world’s affection and love.

any1 else with adhd feel dumb all the time? like ur brain is full of cotton? like ur not that smart, ur just a really good bullshitter?

i’m slightly jealous of other lit fandoms bc they have such nice aesthetics and everything is all pastel and nice and pretty ahh so soft and beautiful

then there’s the all for the game trilogy where the aesthetic is just. A fcugikng orange mess. see me reblogging mood boards of vodka, bruises, flip phones, lacrosse sticks, knives, gay pride flags and depression

Force of Chaos

Or, Bucky Barnes Is Definitely Not The Sane One.

(On AO3)

Bucky was sitting at the kitchen island when Steve wandered in, looking for a mid-afternoon snack. There was a heap of black leather on the granite surface in front of him, and he was working vigorously at the lining with a needle and thread. It was just a touch too glossy to be Nat’s catsuit, and too big to be one of Bucky’s motorcycle jackets, which left only…

“Is that Nick Fury’s trenchcoat?” Steve asked, with open horror. He’d thought the therapist was making headway on Bucky’s latent self-destructive tendencies. 

“Yep.” Bucky replied, tying a knot and snipping the thread away. He stood and shook out the coat. 

It jingled. 

Like a Christmas stocking.

“And you say I’m the reckless one,” Steve shook his head. “Well, it’s been nice knowing you, Buck. I hope Fury kills you quickly.”

“You are the reckless one. I’ll be wearing a parachute when I jump off the helicarrier to escape.”

Steve couldn’t argue with that.

 He wondered if Bucky had a plan to evade the Quinjets after he jumped. 

kingofmemes posted:

i may spend the rest of my life in boat jail, but at least the pirate king cant sneak up on me anymore.

worth it.

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Fun idea - Stop mocking aro culture for once. I keep seeing posts joking telling people to go outside in reference to aro people trying to explain squishes and other alloromantic people are mocking the idea of queerplatonic relationships and saying it’s literally just friendship and that people are idiots.

Please, just… Stop. If you don’t understand it, that’s okay! You don’t need to, but if you don’t have the experience you can’t tell people that the way they experience things is invalid or identical to some other thing.

tl;dr: mocking squishes and queerplatonic relationships isn’t funny and I really hope some of you guys will understand that and stop.

okay but let’s be honest mike and el are probably THE most annoying couple on the entire planet, especially to their friends

  • el is always wanting to kiss mike no matter who is around and max is probably the one to call her out on it telling her that no, she can’t just kiss him whenever she wants and mike is probably like “ummMM YES SHE CAN” and then el probably kisses him again and it’s just a cycle
  • and every time this does happen lucas always groans and dustin pretends to be throwing up and will blushes and it’s just a mess
  • also mike and el are always holding hands whether it’s walking in the hallways or watching a movie together or they’re sitting together at the d&d table and “really, michael?! you’re going to play with ONE HAND?! this is going to take us forever!” 
  • mike also always calls el “beautiful” and it always earns them an eye roll bc really? he’s gonna call her beautiful when she’s just wearing the sweatpants that he outgrew and her hair is an actual mess??
  • OH and they always say “promise” to each other, which is probably the most annoying thing they could do because it’s always after mundane things like literally, no they don’t have to promise each other that they’ll see each other soon, they’re just going to be separated for third period!!!
  • mike and el of course though know that sometimes they can be a little irritating so they try to give their friends a break from them and spend time alone together but then they also get annoyed at them for not hanging out with them and they end up on their walkie talkies (”what’s so important that you can’t come to the arcade? were you guys making out?” “maybe” “EW MIKE GROSS WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW” “YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ASKED”)
  • when they do end up going it’s always mike giving el a ride on his bike and they always notice how gentle mike is with her when he helps her get down from the bike and the way she smiles softly up at him and okay maybe it is a little cute how they look at each other, but no they are never going to admit it out loud