i act weird

The Musketeers cast is one of the best, most interesting looking casts I’ve  seen in ages. Because you’ve got Santiago Cabrera and Luke Pasqualino who are almost comically handsome against Tom Burke and Howard Charles. Now, they’re not bad looking, but they’re definitely not classically, Disney Prince handsome.  Howard Charles is rugged and has a killer smile, but Tom Burke looks like strategically shaved bear and I am NOT MAD ABOUT IT. 

Then you’ve got the women and almost all of them look completely different from each other (not a given, think about it), but are somehow equally gorgeous? 

HUMANS IN SPACE

so the humans are space orcs posts where we can just hide emotions from our customer service skill set, why don’t we take that a step further.

What about actors, who literally train for years to act different behaviors for different roles, from good guys to bad guys. One minute the human is kind and gentle, the next he is arrogantly addressing the pirates who invaded, all from his acting days.

Their strict memorization can help them recall lines for any situation. They can cry on cue, motivate their crewmates with a well place monologues, become the life of the party with one liners and comedic sketches.

Hell this can apply to dedicated fans. The ones who try to get in character at cosplays, or memorize entire dialogues from their favorite scenes.

Really I just want someone to write alien fic where a human quotes the wallet scene from pulp fiction and just fucking terrifies them

i hadnt drawn these 3 together so i had to change that !!

But have you considered a onesided kidge scenario where Pidge has a crush on Keith and tries really hard to hide it but she’s completely transparent. At one point Keith confronts her about it and she tases him with her bayard and runs away.

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believe it or not, one of the first Star Wars audios I ever did was a Valentines Day post last year, so when I saw this one this morning I thought it was only fitting to record it

original post: (x)

star wars equivalent of like the Geek Squad or something though

you’re an employee on like, the Nar Shaddaa Best Buy 

people bringing their holocommunicators in for repairs, going “I don’t know, it just started acting really sluggish and scrambling all my calls!” and some poor worker is sitting there in the back looking for the problem and oh, there it is, like a quadrillion yottabytes (thanks wikipedia) of hutt fetish porn and some weird addons that add special effects to incoming holocalls like flowers and fireworks and shit. of course the person who brought it in has absolutely no idea how any of that got there. you begrudgingly “fix” it, knowing you’ll see that person in two weeks with the same problem

someone nervously brings in their datapad because “it’s acting weird, I don’t know.” you tell them to come pick it up in 24 standard hours and get to work diagnosing the vague-ass fucking problem because people are terrible. as you’re looking for signs of anything, you can’t help but notice their holonet history which would make even the scariest Inquisitor blush. you accidentally see some messages you’re not supposed to and you’re pretty sure the person who brought in this datapad is Imperial Intelligence and boy you sure hope they don’t have you disappeared now that you’ve seen their secret horrible illegal-on-like-100-planets porn. they also have like, so many viruses. so many. 

in fact, every problem is probably porn. like, 95%. you begin to wonder how the Empire and the Republic manage to maintain a war when everyone is fucking up their holonet-capable equipment with so much goddamn porn

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based on sully and sumia’s support in the harvest scramble (which was so gay, just go read it) 

sully finally accepted to take part to the beauty contest but only…. if sumia was with her 8D 

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Just another beautiful day to remind y'all that

Mark Lee is probably the most talented person to ever exist and everything he does is cute and wonderful ,, and that i love him with every atom of my body ♡

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Look at them being smooth af

We see your hands guys! (¬‿¬)

Anon: So what exactly made you ship kook/min? Was there a particular moment that you remember that made you realize that they were your otp?  

I got into BTS because of Jungkook (stupid sexy Dope era), but my first ship was actually v/min. Somebody else asked me if people actually believed in Kook/min in Korea or if it’s just a shipping thing, and I’d say it’s a mixture of both? Even back then, I like most other fans was aware that Jimin really liked Jungkook. But I just assumed it was a hyung liking his dongsaeng and that was really that..

But as 2015 went on, this kid (JK) started acting weird. I noticed small things at first. A little more skinship here, a little more skinship there. Okay, whatever, all idols are touchy feely. But by the end of 2015, it became pretty obvious to me that something had shifted between them..

It wasn’t just a hyung doting over his dongsaeng - the maknae was also doting over the hyung.

The former is natural in Korea, the latter is rarer. After all, there is even a word here that describes that phenomenon: 내리사랑 or basically, the unwritten law in life that says the elder naturally love the younger. It’s why parents love their children or why the maknaes get extra attention.

So the kind of affection that Jungkook displayed, the sort of tenderness he showed to Jimin in particular blindsided me. Call me conservative or sheltered or whatever, but I’m the maknae in both my family and in most of my social circles and all my life I’ve never called my elders “cute” or “pretty” or anything like that. Yeah, I respect older people but seeing Jungkook (who’s also rather conservative) being so fond of Jimin and taking care of him.. that did things to my heart. It still does things to my heart.

2016 cemented it for me. It was when Jeonlous came to life. When back hugs became a staple diet in this fandom. And it’s when Satellite Jeon really became a thing.

So, I guess to sum it up..

..Jungkook made me do it. It wasn’t one particular moment but a culmination of them. I already shipped Jimin with Tae (and I still really, really, really like v/min.) but there was a definite shift in Kook/min’s relationship that even I noticed and couldn’t ignore. My bias loves Jimin and fuck, who am I to deny him that?

She Doesn’t Know; Part Two

[Baron Corbin X Reader] 


      “Bliss! You son of a bitch!” I seethed into Baron. “I knew you were acting weird, and hiding stuff from me!? Do you not know who I am!?” I screamed, pacing his room. I stopped myself in front of his chest. It took everything in my heart not to crack his jaw, in that moment.. and I almost didn’t. “..Are you done?” Baron asked. For the first time in our two-year relationship, I struck him, palm up- across the cheekbone.. hard enough to cut. “You son of a bitch.” I whispered, weeping now- shoving my pointer finger into his breast bone. Baron’s face remained the same, unaffected by the move.

      “I have to go. I have a match.” He finally huffed, calmly. “Baron!” I yelled, revoking him from work. “No, (Y/N)! People paid to see me, I have to go!” He yelled back, in my face- sending a chill down my spine. “Stay here. Do NOT go anywhere. I’ll be right back, and then we can talk.” He demanded. “Oh, I’m going to be talking- and it’s not to you! Where’s that litt..” I couldn’t finish. “No! No! NO, No!” Baron yelled, grabbing my shoulders. “(Y/N).. please. I am begging you to stay here.. and wait. 15 minutes.. and I will tell you everything you’d like to know.” Baron tried, speaking the softest he had for the night. “I promise.. (Y/N)..” He pleaded, letting go of me. 


      “Talk.” I ordered, arms folded across my chest. Baron had just stepped through his door, and I hadn’t given him the break- he may not even deserve. Resting his hands on top of his head, he huffed a lengthy breath. “(Y/N)..” He started. “The truth, Baron.” I said, eyes started to welt again. Baron shut his eyes, and threw his head back.

      “I know, what it looks like. But I need you to trust me..” He tried. I reared my palm back, ready to slap the shit out of him again. “No!” He yelled, pulling himself back from my reach. “Trust me, dammit!” He yelled. “I can’t.. tell you!” He barked, getting progressively louder. “Just.. Ah, fuck! Fuck!” Baron shouted, shoving over a chair. “I’ll fucking show you!” He exploded, grabbing his car keys in one hand, and mine in his other. 

      “Where are we going!?” I spat through grit teeth, demanding an answer as he drug me across the backstage. My eyes flashed to a figure standing in my peripheral. Corey, again. He was the least of my problems, and he had told me more than Baron was. Unlucky enough for him, I wasn’t the only one who caught him before he dove from our view. “Graves, dammit!” Baron howled through the hall. I snatched my hand from his hold. “No! Not him! He’s told me enough. This isn’t about him!” I warned in the lowest, threatening way that I could without drawing attention.

      “What did he tell you!?” Baron questioned, in the same exact tone that I was using- only furrowing his brow in confusion. “Just fucking say it..” I spat, literally. He seethed, heaved, and exhaled again. Gripping my hand again, he pulled me out of the arena’s doors. 


      “Baron, I swear to God if you don’t start answering me..” I pushed, behind him. He paused, and turned his heels instantly, sticking his face in mine. “What’re you going to do, (Y/N)?” He snarled, on the verge of snapping- himself. My lips clamped, and I looked down. “I told you. I will show you. Just.. please.. stop asking.” Baron begged, requesting what might be the last thing from me. 

      The car ride was quiet, and quick. Tonight’s arena was in Buffalo, New York and we had been driving for twenty minutes or so, without a word. Rainbow Bridge   2 a sign read. “Baron, are we..” I started, questioning where we were going.. and what country it was in. “No.” He said, only that. “Don’t..” He said, pleading. A few more minutes of silence passed, and my blood pressure dropped. Baron pulled up to a guard, and flipped his passport. Granting access, the man told us to have a good night.

      Oh my god.. Oh. My God, (Y/N). This is.. this is not how.. I started to think, putting together what this was. As if Baron could feel me realize, he dropped his eyes to me, scanning my face. “Baron..” I started, trying to dig myself from the hole I had created. “No..” He said, smiling for the first time tonight. 

      “I know.. how much you’ve always wanted to see it.” He said, finally, pulling out two tickets to Skylon’s Tower, from the console. “So.. we can, from 800 feet above it. It’s a really nice place, and we need to look nice.. so there’s a dress in the back, and we can change in a lobby bathroom somewhere.” 


      “Occasion, if you don’t mind me asking?” The waiter asked, smiling ear to ear about why Baron had just ordered champagne. “She’s always wanted to see it, so here we are. To dreams coming true.” Baron smiled, rolling the cuffed sleeve up on his silk button up. “To dreams coming true.” The server said, topping off my glass after Baron’s. “To dreams coming true.” I repeated, raising my glass to clink to his. 

      “I know.. that you have questions.” Baron started, as we waited for our orders. “But I can explain it all.” He said, and I grew slightly ill to my stomach, feeling guilty of what I thought was happening.. “She helped with the tickets. She knew that it meant a lot to me to bring you here. So did Graves.. Goddammit, he talks too much.” He scoffed, smiling at his error. “I wanted to surprise you. I even got us a room, about five minutes away from here. I got these for tomorrow..” Baron quipped, pulling two more tickets out- these being Maid of the Mist boat tour ones. “I asked Shane, weeks ago.. to let me have the first match of the night, just so I could leave early..” Baron whispered, offering his hand across the table. “And you look amazing.” I smiled what little I could.

      “I.. am so sorry, Baron.” I attempted. “No, no. It’s okay. Don’t worry about it. It was shady.” He laughed again. “You pack a punch, though.. Fuck.” Baron rubbed his stubble, over where I had struck. Blush smeared my cheeks, and I chuckled at my act. “Sorry..” My lips peeled in my apology. “Don’t be, it was kinda hot.” He admitted, leaning in with a whisper. “Baron!” I said, covering my lips in half-embarrassment.


      “Thank you, Charles. Everything was wonderful tonight.” Baron offered to the waiter, who we had acquainted through dinner. “My pleasure. Goodnight.” Charles said with taking the black book from Baron. “Ready?” He said, standing up. Oh. “Yeah.”

      “Horseshoe. This one’s Horseshoe Falls. I stated, pointing to the lit waterfall as we glided down in the tower’s elevator. “Horseshoe. It’s where we’re going, next.” This is.. so much. Our smiles matched, and I dared. I let my fingers trace up to his jawline, and pulled him into a kiss. A clear elevator, on the side of a tower, provided all the lights we needed. Baron pulled back, locking his hands to my face. “Did I tell you how amazing you look..” He started, backing me into the glass. “Yeah, but.. tell me again.” I requested, right on his lips. An amused scoff escaped his lips and he shoved his hips to mine- kissing my collar bone. 

      Ding. “Lobby” the automated female informed. 


      Pinks, purples, golds and greens lit the falls. The water’s mist danced against our skin the closer we got to the edge. Baron’s fingers intertwined with mine, and we took our time getting there. “Why do you love this so much?” He spoke up. I brought my attention to his kind face, soaking in the lights in his pupils. “ I don’t know.. It’s real. Natural. It never stops. It’s always going, and people pick The Canyon.. or.. Rushmore, but this one.. this is strong. On it’s own, you know?” I said, swinging our arms. “Yeah.. I know.” Baron said, snatching his eyes back to the falls, smiling wider than I think I had ever seen him smile before. 

      Whether it was the mist, or sweat- I don’t know, Baron pulled his hand from mine as we walked. “So you’re not mad at me anymore, right?” He joked. “No, I’m not mad.. You should be mad.” I replied, dropping my head again- in embarrassment. “I’m sorry, I just.. I didn’t know what I was thinking. I know what I was thinking, but I just should have trusted yo..” I rambled, not noticing his absence until he spoke. “(Y/N)..” Baron said, almost in a whisper- mixed with the falls rip- roaring music. I turned to face him.

      To face.. him.. on his knee, with a shiny little ring that shone from the glistening lights and stars above. “Bare..” I croaked, pulling both hands to my mouth in shock. “It’ll never stop.. It’ll always keep going. We will always keep going.” He had to shout over the water. “(Y/F/M/L/N).. Will you..” 

      “Yes. Oh, my God.. Yes. Yes!” I shouted, jumping into his arms. 


[Niagara Falls, from Skylon Tower.]

[Skylon Tower, overlooking Horseshoe Falls]

[Niagara Falls, at night.] 


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