Terribly Awkward & Oblivious INTJ Things I've Said
Grandmother: You make sure you send one of your school pictures my way, okay dear?
Isaac: Why would I do that?
Person: Can you believe how much money we raised for the dance?
Isaac: We were raising money for a dance?
Person: Yes! Homecoming? Ringing a bell?
Isaac: We still have that?
Person: It’s for everyone, not just the underclassmen.
Isaac: Oh. I wouldn’t know. I never went after the first time.
Person: Of course you didn’t.
Girl who liked me: Hey, so I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie this weekend.
Isaac: What movie?
Girl: *Insert movie title here*
Isaac: No thanks.
Girl: *Blocking my way* Well we could see-
Isaac: I have to go to math.
(Can I just say that I felt super bad about that one? I legit didn’t know she was asking me out, I promise.)
Friend: Oh! You should hear me sing!
Isaac: Why should I hear that?
(I’m so sorry about that, by the way! Haha, I swear I don’t mean to come off as… incommunicable.)
Friend: I think I know what those guys are laughing/cheering about over there.
Isaac: Oh. What is it?
Friend: I don’t want to say.
Isaac: Why? They can’t hear you.
Friend: What is something that guys want to lose in school? For social status.
Isaac: Don’t people try to gain things for social status?
Friend: No, like, intimately.
Isaac: People break up for social status?
Friend: No! Their… virginity.
Isaac: Oh. I never would have guessed that.
Isaac: People try to lose their virginity for social status? That’s stupid.
There will most definitely be more. I obviously haven’t listed them all. Plus, all I really ever have to do is open my mouth and something terribly blind will make its way into the conversation.