i STILL want to know what they were saying

Terribly Awkward & Oblivious INTJ Things I've Said

Grandmother: You make sure you send one of your school pictures my way, okay dear?

Isaac: Why would I do that?

Person: Can you believe how much money we raised for the dance?

Isaac: We were raising money for a dance?

Person: Yes! Homecoming? Ringing a bell?

Isaac: We still have that?

Person: It’s for everyone, not just the underclassmen.

Isaac: Oh. I wouldn’t know. I never went after the first time.

Person: Of course you didn’t.

Girl who liked me: Hey, so I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie this weekend.

Isaac: What movie?

Girl: *Insert movie title here*

Isaac: No thanks.

Girl: *Blocking my way* Well we could see-

Isaac: I have to go to math.

(Can I just say that I felt super bad about that one? I legit didn’t know she was asking me out, I promise.)

Friend: Oh! You should hear me sing!

Isaac: Why should I hear that?

(I’m so sorry about that, by the way! Haha, I swear I don’t mean to come off as… incommunicable.)

Friend: I think I know what those guys are laughing/cheering about over there.

Isaac: Oh. What is it?

Friend: I don’t want to say.

Isaac: Why? They can’t hear you.

Friend: What is something that guys want to lose in school? For social status.

Isaac: Don’t people try to gain things for social status?

Friend: No, like, intimately.

Isaac: People break up for social status?

Friend: No! Their… virginity.

Isaac: Oh. I never would have guessed that.

Isaac: People try to lose their virginity for social status? That’s stupid.

There will most definitely be more. I obviously haven’t listed them all. Plus, all I really ever have to do is open my mouth and something terribly blind will make its way into the conversation.

preference 5; virginity

Nate’s is really bad, i’m really sorry guys, but i’ll make it up to you guys i promise, i’m starting a baby series! and my next chapter will be up this week!

  1. Sammy: Sammy and I have been best friends for almost all of our lives and we’re 17 years old and graduating high school, but i’m still a virgin. Sammy doesn’t know that because we don’t talk about my sex life, i’ve never brought up mine, but we always talk about his, i know everything that happens in his life. We were sitting on his couch watching reruns of PLL, but i wasn’t really watching TV, i was running over what i was going to say to Sammy, i was so nervous and without thinking i bit the inside of my cheek when i blurted out “sammy i want you to take my virginity” sammy looked at me with shock for a second and went back to a normal expression “you’re a virgin?” i nodded bitting the inside of my lip, he leaned in a kissed me “it’d be an honor” 
  2. Johnson: Johnson and i have a flirty relationship, we kissed and flirt and hold hands, but he just hasn’t asked me out yet, we were in the middle of a make out session when he carries me up the stairs into his bedroom, laying me down on the bed. he crawls over the top of me and we’re in a push up position, he lowers himself over me and kisses me, “will you let me take your virginity (y/n)” i nodded my head “ye-s-s Johnson, you can” he kisses down my neck and i run my hands through his hair, he pulls my shirt up and over my body, kissing my stomach “i promise i’ll keep you safe” 
  3. Jack G: Jack and I became friend after i moved here freshman year, and we have always done everything together, and i’ve decided and want to give my virginity to Jack, he knows i’m a virgin but he has never forced me into things and has never made me talk about it, but i was ready to give it to Jack, so i drove over to his house and i’m now standing outside his front door, i knocked and Jack opened shortly after giving me a smile “Hey gorgeous” he opened the door wider so i could enter “i want you to take my virginity Jack” he nodded and led me up to the bedroom and that’s when my best friend took my virginity. 
  4. Maloley: Today is my 16th birthday and i didn’t really want a big birthday, so a couple of my really good friends just came over and hung out in the pool and the sun, just enjoying life. All my friends had made their way home but of course my best friend Nate, was staying the night because he doesn’t think i should be alone without parents on my birthday, but tonight Nate had different plans for tonight “(y/n) i wanna take your virginity as a present to you” he smirks and one thing lead to another i guess *winks* 
Ol' Laptoppinen

I saw a lot of my friends on facebook and tumblr last night sharing that LoudTV interview with Eicca, all saying what a great guy he is. I didn’t have time to watch it, but still I ended up having a really nice dream about him in the wee hours of this morning.
I was at some kind of boarding school and I was fairly new and didn’t know anyone, but one day we were told that Eicca would be teaching for a couple of days. I was a bit shy to talk to him at first, since he knows my face I didn’t want to seem like an over-zealous fan girl. I think I muttered some kind of “Hei Eicca, nice to see you again…” on the way out after a lesson, but he was happy to see me. I don’t remember much detail after that, but he basically shared a lot of his wisdom, his wit, and kindness with me, and even took time to teach me whatever the subject was with patience and without putting me down - something my teachers in real life never did. He gave me the encouragement I needed, instead of adding to years of damage. His smile felt just as warm in my head as in real life, it got me through today. The best part of the dream was knowing that he’s actually that good of a person in real life.
I’m glad I got up and watched the interview before going to work, because I probably wouldn’t have remembered the dream if not. It was a good way to start a morning, because he’s such a positive soul. It’s crazy to think how he finds time to fit such wisdom into his head when he’s so busy, and following his heart, helping others, and being honest without being a prick (His impression of the “dat’s not Apocalypticuhhhh/metulz” fans made me choke on my breakfast though okay)
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it in my life - thousands probably - but the world needs more people like Eicca. It’s hard not to get too sentimental when I think about him, his passion for life gave me much to aspire to when I had nothing else, it gives me even more to aspire to now I have less dark clouds in my sky. If I could be a quarter of the person he is some day, well fuck that would be amazing. I’m not into hero worship, but he’s the closest thing to a hero I’ll ever have, other than my mum. “Never meet your heroes because they will disappoint you” they say, well Eicca did not, so it’s clear he’s just a guy from Vantaa! But my cod what a guy from Vantaa. I’m sure anyone who’s known me for a while knows that we share a serious love of cuddles. He started that trend when he first met me properly, and he found himself comforting a depressed 15 year old stranger in the middle of a freezing December in the arse crack of London, not to mention after a long day at the end of a two week tour. He didn’t make a fuss, he didn’t try to push me away after a couple seconds, no, when he realised what was happening he cuddled me so tight and held me ‘til I was okay. Then the fucker only went and tried to make me laugh afterwards too. Remembering that story still brings tears to my eyes even as I type this, and that was over six years ago. I don’t know how well he remembers that even with his amazing memory, but I do know that he’s never failed to hug the bejeezus out of me since.
Ain’t nobody ever gonna convince me that Eicca shouldn’t be leader of the world. But you know what? The big oaf’s probably too humble for that shit.
Don’t even get me started on how good his and Apocalyptica’s music is. THAT’S A WHOLE EXTRA RAMBLE.

Oh, and look what photo is on my calendar this month eh?

anonymous asked:

Hi, have u seen this? www,2dayfm,com,au/shows/the-dan-maz-show/videos/one-direction-nickelback-make-sweet-music2 It's an interview with nickelback, louis & liam were with them last month & he says that louis has got tattooed one of their songs (Far Away) & that it is 'his and his girl' song. If you want to ignore this message I get it. But I'd genuinely like to know what do you think. Why did he say that? Do they still want to keep pushing the image of Louis as Eleanor's boyfriend? Will it stop?

Link

Yeah, I saw all sorts of stuff about that a few days ago.

Don’t really know what happened, but my understanding is that Chad said that Louis said that Far Away was his and his girl’s song when it was a single. Now, it was a single in 2006, when he was 14. And then I think re-released a few years later. So if he DID listen to it with his then-girlfriend (and he did have a few before Hannah), it clearly wasn’t Eleanor.

Also, he has said before that the tattoo was for his family? I think honestly what he said to Chad was true - he listened to the song with his girlfriend when he was a young teen. And it’s also very likely true that the tattoo both references his song and is for his family.

Does Chad know the truth? Who knows. Depends on who he has talked to. But it’s not something that is likely to come up in casual conversation at a work event.

The fact that Supernatural continually thanks the fans and loves the fans and dedicates episodes to us despite how badly some of the fans have treated the show’s writers and production staff

The fact that-after everything-they still care about us

I need a moment

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Nick Jonas, Taylor Swift & Lorde chatting at VMAs 2014

One of the most liberating feelings in the world is realizing you don’t owe anyone shit

You don’t have to be friends with someone who treats you like crap even if you’ve known them your whole life. You don’t even owe them an explanation either. You get to choose who gets to be in your life. It’s a privilege, not a birth given right. 

If someone is hurting you or just flat out annoying, you don’t have to give them the time of day. Please cut the shitty people out of your life and surround yourself with awesome ones who make you happy. You deserve nothing but happiness and anyone who brings you down doesn’t deserve to be in it. 

Your first love; you know who I’m talking about. The only boy you’ve ever really fallen for, and you know that it’s true love. It’s none of the silly, immature love that people claim they do after a couple of weeks; you’ve got honesty and loyalty; you fight and yet you still love because you both know what you want. You both know that you were meant for each other so you wouldn’t want to mess things up. No matter how many times you fight, you know deep down that you could never truly be mad at them. To think that they were out of your life before is just simply amazing how you ever lived before at all. Not a day goes by without you constantly thinking about them and it scares the hell out of you to think “if I’m so in love with this one person, this person that I love with everything I have, how do other people move on and love another?” You’re so emotionally attached to this boy that you’re so scared to love someone else. This boy taught you the real meaning of love and you never thought you had love in you until he came along and showed you. you never knew the meaning of jealousy was until every time he mentioned a girl, it made you want to make sure that you were the best thing he has. Everything you’ve dreamt up of a perfect boy was nothing compared to what this boy has because it made you see that not everything you want is everything you need. You’ll never forget the boy that changed your whole life because he’s your best friend, and the love of your life.
—  Daily Tumblr Love Quotes

Me: I’m depressed

Person: you shouldn’t say that, there are people who have it so much worse than you plus if you don’t have depression so you’re not allowed to use that word

Me: ok

Me: I’m depressed

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  • if this was a movie:stand in the rain outside 'til I came out
  • how you get the girl:stand there like a ghost shaking from the rain
  • if this was a movie:six months gone and I'm still reaching even though I know you're not there
  • how you get the girl:say it's been a long six months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want
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I just had the most awful thought.  What if Bellamy and Clarke are having a fight, maybe about TonDC or Octavia or the war, and Bellamy wants to hurt her feelings so he calls her Princess but in a snapping, spiteful way that implies she abuses her position of power or made the wrong choice. THEREBY REMINDING CLARKE OF HIS OPINION OF HER WHEN THEY FIRST MET, IMPLYING THAT SHE’S LIVING DOWN TO HIS INITIAL EXPECTATIONS AND THAT SHE’S ACTING JUST LIKE THE ARK COUNCIL ONCE DID  AND JUSTIFYING HERSELF NO MATTER HOW MORALLY GRAY. 

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"Leo and I, we said it at the beginning, we both know what’s gonna happen. People are gonna say oh Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are now an item. It’s been there in print and people can say what they like. We were never anything but really really great friends. I would do anything for Leo. He wanted me to be in Los Angeles tomorrow, and it was possible, I would get on a plane and go there. He’s very much a part of me in some way now." — Kate Winslet

You know, not that anybody gives a shit what I think about Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy, and by no means am I suggesting by opening my mouth that anybody should be listening to me when I talk, but every post I’ve seen so far about this has been about the misogynistic comments from a dismal few (“ANGELINA - TITS = WHAT’S THE POINT,” seems to be the formula), or people responding to other people’s response to those misogynistic comments, and then it charges off into a conversation that is probably inevitable, under the circumstances, but is not one I’m interested in reading.

And I just kind of want to ignore all of that for a second to say: wow, Angelina Jolie is really brave. And when one of the sexiest, most beautiful women in the world has had a double mastectomy, and isn’t ashamed of it, and doesn’t feel like any less of a woman after having it, that’s going to mean a whole lot to millions of women. It makes me really happy, in a way that’s getting me a bit teary-eyed, to think that from now on, women going through this terrifying and psychologically difficult procedure will be hearing from all their friends: “Of course you’re still going to be beautiful! You’re going to look just as beautiful as Angelina Jolie!”

There are more important things than beauty, and there are definitely more important things than breasts. But damn, when you’re in that white hospital gown, cold and scared and feeling less beautiful than you ever have in your life, that sure would be nice to hear.

anonymous asked:

I want to die

i’m sorry raindrop. i’m sorry. it’s not supposed to be this dark. it’s not supposed to be this heavy. but i want to tell you something now, if you’re still listening. you deserve to have a life you want to live, and i think it’s out there somewhere, waiting for you. i think there are good things here for you. good people. a lifetime of adventure. you know when you were younger and you used to go to the playground and you were finally old enough to go on the big kid swings and the feeling you had while you were in the air for the first time. like you were flying. like the world looked like a different place entirely. well, what i’m trying to say is that feeling still exists somewhere. i want you to feel like you’re flying, and i want you to stay here so it can all be possible. i believe in you. please believe in yourself with me. please believe in this world with me.

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"did that actually just work?"
"it worked."
—-
“you go in there alone, you’re either gonna kill them or they’ll kill you.”
“that’s why i’m going in alone.”

(part two of the prep school au because of course i had to keep this going.) 

(also there were like 10 messages waiting for me all telling/asking me to continue. so, you know. give the people what they want, let them eat cake, however that saying goes.) 

(i have a sinking feeling there might will be a part three. we’ll see.)

"There are plenty of other fish in the sea, mate."

"Bugger off."

"Not only that, there are entire oceans out there! Not just Lucas girls.”

"I said to shut it." 

Will shrugs. 

"I’m just trying to help."

"Noted." 

Will shakes his head. Sighs. 

"Still coming into town with us, then?" 

"Suppose. Nothing else to do around here." 

Will grins and claps him on the shoulder. 

"That’s the spirit. Cheer up, mate. We’ll find you something get your mind off her." 

Killian doubts it. 

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