i HATE YOUR FACE

anonymous asked:

Hey, like your work, but I actually have a question and a request first of all, how about creating an AU where (If) Zim agrees to go to the dance with Dib, that drinking the punch will result in something similar to a love potion (Note that it must act alchoholic) And the request is, if you can upload these pages to DV, there's some people who would like it a lot (BTW) Hope that this comic has a good and funny ending to it! You keep workin' sweetie!

Thanks! Glad you like my stuff! :D

Ok, first off, drunken Zim is a fabulous idea and I may have to steal that. Especially if he starts cursing out the background kids. 


“Hey, ffffflip you, Keef, with your… ssstuTUPID FACE. i HATE you soOO much, but like NOT EVEN IN A SEXUAL WAY, not even… itz not, itz not evemn sexy the way i hate u.”

“whaWHAT U… u fruggin… U GOT SOMETHIN TO FRIGGIN SAY, JESSICA??? I WILL LITERALLY…. LITERALLY… DISEMBOWEL YOU”

“and YOU!! I DON’T… i, i don’t really   rememberwho u are but, I’M PERTTY SURE I HATE YOU”


Gold. Love it. Want it. Need it. >:)  

Secondly, what’s DV? Is that short for deviant art? I posted a couple of pages on my account there, but I decided that the website didn’t work very well for what I wanted to do with this comic. Like those really long photoset things I do sometimes? They work alright on tumblr, but they’re a bit of a pain in the tush on da.

If you want though, you guys can feel free to repost my stuff wherever you want. Heck, if you want to, you can save the pages on your computer and Photoshop them so that Zim is Gilbert Gottfried and Dib has the face of Totty from Osomatsu-san, then repost it all on a blog titled “Gilbert Tottfried”! As long as you put a link to the original blog, I give you permission to do whatever you want. :)

…In fact, someone please make Gilbert Tottfried a thing, I will laugh very hard and love you forever

anonymous asked:

Any fics where one of them is SUPER protective over the other but not in a unhealthy controlling way but just ensuring their safety and comfort. Ya feel?

i found these -Madi

Abused by stavalive (7/? | 5382 | Not Rated)

Tyler’s parents were always abusive, always have been, probably always will be. Until he meets Josh and his parents, who are he swears the nicest people he’s ever met, Tyler never thought life would get any better for him.

Getting Used To It by semi_automatic (1/1 | 822 | Teen and Up)

“Can we please go home now?”

“Of course, baby boy. I’ll make tea, too. We’ll stay in the rest of the night. Want to watch a movie?”

Keep Your Enemies Closer Then friends by yukiisama3 (1/1 | 5096 | Mature)

“I hate you! I never want to see your face ever again!” Is what Tyler said, two year to his ex-best friend Josh. The year a change of direction makes them not be able to get away from each other, “damn it Patrick, you got me stuck with Josh!”

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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

  • Lin-Manuel Miranda, sitting on a giant pile of cash, safe in the knowledge that his show is sold out for a year, a person who has always been able to access theatre shows: Stop The Bootlegs I Don't Like Them
  • Poor People: [stare into the camera like they're in the office]

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