So amongst the like 4 new medications I’m on, Xanax is one of them. I’ve never done or even been around Xanax before so I didn’t know what the dosage range looked like and so I was kinda surprised to see it was only .25 of a mg like it’s just a lil baby Xanax. Xanax for ants
top 25 supernatural dynamics (as voted by my followers) #14. bobby and rufus “he always used to pull the old “can’t work on the sabbath” card whenever we had to bury a body. you know, i was just a job. i was joe mechanic. then my wife got possessed […] next thing i knew, this guy comes busting in, soaks her with holy water, and sends that demon straight to hell so fast. i’d have gone away for killing her. but… rufus cleaned up everything. taught me a thing or two about…what’s really out there. pretty soon, we were riding together. worked like that for years, kind of like you two knuckleheads.”
If you really wanted your Overwatch fanfiction to be true to the source material, you’d use a random number generator to determine which hero to insert into each role, then work backwards to devise any required narrative justifications.
“Okay, so it’s a meet-cute coffee shop AU. *rolls dice* D.Va is chatting up *clatter* McCree, when her bitter ex *roll roll* Zarya shows up. The ensuing drama is sorted out by long-suffering barista *clatter* Doomfist.”