i am iron stark

Imagine if Tony somehow understands Groot? Like Groot says “I am groot” and Tony responds back nonchalantly and it goes silent and everyone else is just starring at him and he’s just like “….what?” And Quill’s like, “you can understand him?” And Tony’s just like “You can’t?” And Rocket’s all jealous, Gamora is mildly impressed, Drax is happy for his friend and Quill is just confused and kinda frustrated because he’s been trying to understand Groot for ages and Groot is just so happy that he has another friend that can understand what he’s saying and sometimes they’ll gossip about the rest of the team specifically how big of a crush Peter has on Tony idk where I’m going with this but it’s just a cute thought

• Unfriendly reminder that Wanda Maximoff MANIPULATED a man suffering from SEVERE PTSD into doing something horrible which HE was blamed for while NO ONE on his “team” defended him.
• Unfriendly reminder that Steve Rogers knew about the MURDER of Tony Stark’s parents and withheld the information.
• Unfriendly reminder that Steve did this and had the nerve to chastise Tony about KEEPING FUCKING SECRETS.
• Unfriendly reminder that Steve thought he knew better than 117 COUNTRIES, and decided to do what the fuck he wanted.
• Unfriendly reminder that Tony tried to COMPROMISE with Steve and he couldn’t meet him in the middle.
• Unfriendly reminder that his “team” couldn’t trust him even after he had literally risked his life for them TWICE.
• Unfriendly reminder that Natasha BETRAYED Tony even after she called in the Black Panther whom she knew would attack Bucky whereas Tony only called for backup that he knew wouldn’t react violently unless it was needed.
• Unfriendly reminder that people say that Tony (again, a man who suffers from SEVERE PTSD) overreacted after watching the man standing next to him (who is absolutely a victim, but his hands still committed those crimes) MURDER his parents in cold blood, and a man that he considered his friend KNEW about it to protect HIMSELF and his friend.
• Unfriendly reminder that all Tony got after the War was a SHIT TON of problems with the government and a CONDESCENDING letter from the same man who hurt him incredibly both physically and emotionally basically telling him “i’m sorry that you don’t understand that I was right”.
• Unfriendly reminder that Tony was BLAMED for the paralysis his BEST FRIEND now suffers by a man whom Tony had done A LOT for.
• Unfriendly reminded that Tony fucking Stark is treated so horribly in this fandom and he doesn’t deserve it.

  • Peter: I'm going out heroing!
  • Tony: Wait a second.
  • Tony: *hands him a bike helmet and safety pads*
  • Tony: Put these on.
  • Tony: *hands him a sweater* And this, it's chilly out.
  • Tony: Do you have your cell phone?
  • Peter: *groans* Yes, Mr. Stark.
  • Tony: Good! Text me when you get there. I want you going to the crime scene and straight back home afterwards, okay? And no staying out past 10:30, it's a school night.
  • Peter: Yes, sir...
  • Tony: *pats him on the back* Good, now knock 'em dead!

I love how in the first Avengers, Steve basically asks Tony what would he be without ‘suit’. Tony’s response is, of course, “Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist.”

Essentially, under the armor, he had more armor. Things to hide behind long before he was ever trapped in a cave with a box of scraps. He hid behind his intellect, his money, his intimacy issues, and his need to be useful to hide that broken little boy from the big bad world. 

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I participated in the @stonytrumpshate auction this year and the winning bid went to @armsplutonic who asked for Steve and Tony being happy and loving, preferably with sunset colours. Best. Request. Ever.

I had an absolute blast working on this picture and couldn’t help making a zoomed in version too, for your viewing pleasure <3

I’m such a sucker for Tony falling asleep in the lab. And the bots trying to “tuck him in”–putting a blanket on him, all of that.

Of course, their fumbling and bumping around immediately wakes him up but he pretends to still be asleep because it makes them so happy, and eventually he genuinely does fall back asleep, so calm and relaxed in his lab, surrounded by his robots.

the scene in captain america civil war where Natasha and black panther are talking about finding Barnes and t’challa asks “you know where they are” and Natasha replies i know someone who does” shes referring to Sharon carter cause the next cut is her meeting cap and conveniently having all their gear ( meaning shield has given to her and has placed trackers on it) then later at the airport they just conveniently meet up NO Sharon carter betrayed cap.