hystericpinocchio

ccousland asked:

ASHLEY WILLIAMS.

  • Things I like about them

Like with my Femshep… I love everything about Ash :3 

  • Things I don’t like about them

THE FACT THAT SHE IS NOT A FEMSHEP LI

  • Favorite episode/scene/issue

I don’t really have a favourite tbh, anything with Ash is great ;)

  • Favorite line

"Saren’s looking for the Conduit… think fast Miss Prothean Expert!" & " Were you at Shanxi? If not then SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!" xD

  • OTP

Hmmm… I kind of ship her a little with Kaidan and Vega. But she should really be with one of my Femsheps -_-

  • Non-romantic OTP

Ashley/Vega

  • A Head Canon

Since the ending of ME3, yes everyone lived in my head so ha, Ash, Shep, Garrus and Vega regularly have drinking competitions… Garrus always wins somehow. 

  • An Unpopular opinion

I think loving Ash is a bit of an unpopular opinion in itself. A lot of people say she’s a racist/xenophobe. But she isn’t, okay she was a little in the beginning of ME1 but she had good reasons for it (her family’s past). But being on the Normandy changed that. I also hate how people hate on Ashley for being a xenophobe, and completely forget about Pressley who is an even bigger one!!!!!!!!! 

  • A wish

For her to just get it on with one of my femsheps… why won’t you love me ;_;

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

CHANGE. NEVER CHANGE ASH. YOU ARE PERFECT.

  • 5 words to best describe them

Funny, beautiful, strong, stubborn, trustworthy

  • My nickname for them

Ash. I don’t really have nicknames for characters tbh lol

hystericpinocchio replied to your post: aw FUCKING HELL I ACCIDENTLY IMPORTED A NON-LIARA…

the real question is WHY DOES SUCH A PLAYTHROUGH EVEN EXIST

I had to be absolutely sure where specific scenes were so my extremely religious mother wouldn’t see any of them and give her a reason to try and forbid me to play the series because ~girlxgirl~

also the not-technically-female argument falls on deaf ears and do you know hard it is to resist liara

ccousland asked:

Mass Effect :>>

  1. Dr Chakwas <- LOL
  2. Wrex
  3. Tali /hides
  4. Ashley Williams, I know not everyone hates her but she does get a fair bit of hate from a part of the fandom :/
  5. Still love/hate them all the same ^^
  6. Liara, Miri and Ashley! Maybe Vega too!
  7. Shepard, who wouldn’t want to be a badass?
  8. Udina or the Turian Councillor
  9. FemshepxLiara
  10. None really :)

hystericpinocchio replied to your post: hystericpinocchio replied to your post:…

yes. I think that actually for me is the worst part of it all. well. besides the eating from the floor of course. exactly how low are they planning to sink? I don’t understand the reasoning behind this bs ryan is pulling right now @_@

but didn’t you know that brittany is incredibly dumb though

/sarcasm

hystericpinocchio replied to your post: hystericpinocchio replied to your post:…

Let’s be honest, that is probably what actually happens. She’s some kind of.. supernatural creature. SHE CRASHED A PLANE AND LEXIE IS DEAD AND EVERYTHING HURTS ;___; also for arizona fans the episode is actually just THE WORST EVER OH GOD MY BBY ;_;

I SAW ONE GIF OF HER LEG AND BURST INTO TEARS

HO BOY THIS EPISODE DO I NEED A BUCKET FOR MY CREYS

hystericpinocchio replied to your post: hystericpinocchio replied to your post:…

SHONDA DID HORRIBLE THINGS AND SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF. Don’t get your hopes up for the episode at any point in time. Always expect the worst to happen. IT WAS THE WORST EVER ;____;;;;;;;

I can almost imagine her sitting in front of her computer and cackling madly as she feeds off the screams and tears of the fans
and I was almost going to say “how bad can it be?” BUT SHE CRASHED A PLANE AND OH GOD LEXIE AND ARIZONA AND MARK AND ;A;