hysterically sobbing in the distance

Guess who’s watching Brooklyn 99 instead of studying for her exam on Saturday???

(hysterical laughter slowly turning into sobs in the distance)

Today in Free!

  • Jaw? So like

  • Jaw or

  • ????

  • Nagisa, what are you talking about? I don’t see any-

  • oh

  • The Reigisa is strong in this one

  • The quality here is too damn high. Am I even watching anime anymore

  • Kyoani, I am so onto you right now

  • Momo you cutie

  • YOU MAKE ME HAPPY

  • Rin-senpai, does your anaconda want these buns?

  • Nagisa are you just reading off the menu

  • It’s called Australian swag, mate

  • NAGISA YOU CUTIE

  • Who said this was okay. WHO IN KYOANI APPROVED OF THIS. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND I’M CRYING AND THANKS A LOT KYOANI

  • So is that season three of Free! confirmed or

  • …I’ll take that as a yes

  • ok i know this isn’t relevant, but i’ve been staring at this picture for the last ten minutes and boy, what is that red thing on your shoulder for

  • are you haru number 2

  • are you haru’s long-lost parents?

  • Nagisa’s riding on an orca
  • Makoto is an orca
  • Nagisa’s riding on a Makoto
  • …so all this time, the only true ship was Makogisa

  • Wait. Golden butterflies? I’ve seen these before…

  • …oh
  • ok haru. If you don’t want to see your long-lost-finally-found-parents to die again and again before your eyes, be trapped on an island by mysterious forces, and be forced to lick the shoe of a hundred year old creepy lady, I advise you not to chase after those butterflies. Seriously. You might meet Beatrice, the thousand year old witch. Or worse. You’ll find Maria. 

  • ///////hysterical sobbing in the distance

  • Rin you monster
  • But hey, at least now I know they were talking about Jaws the movie.

  • must suppress…urge to make….immature joke

  • You can’t, Coach Sasabe! One of us drew a dong, and we don’t want you to know who

  • All these hot bishies and Haru’s just chilling in the corner. Ok, Haru. You go do your thing, I guess…

  • OMG

  • OMG

  • So since there are five, they obviously represent Haru, Mako, Rin, Nagisa, and Rei. But considering Nagisa and Rei are the only ones still actually together, they should be the two birds connected together 
  • …so does this make Reigisa canon now?

  • omg these ads

  • OMG THESE ADS. “FOOT SHOES” I AM DONE

  • Well this is it. It’s the end. Guess my life’s over now. Well, it was nice knowing you guys
  • Seriously Kyoani, I signed up for hot swimming boys and instead, I get a heart-wrenching, tear-jerking story on friendship and dreams
  • REALLY KYOANI, WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY

So in our last session we all made the collective mistake of splitting the party, and sent out our chunky barbarian and young mage off to scout out the area around us where they ran to a bunch of deadly-looking hounds made of mist.

We were all freaking out in a pretty bad way, because these hounds were clearly fast and deadly, and the rest of us, with our actually-useful-in-that-sort-of-situation ranged weapons, were about 20 minutes away. The two of them ran off into a nearby empty building and closed all the doors and windows, but the hounds just phased through the walls easily.

So now we’re freaking out even more, prepared to lose almost half the party in one go, when the barbarian decides to throw the mage out of the window for a heroic last stand, taking a swig of a really powerful potion our alchemist spent a week making which would make him really powerful for the combat.

Only thing was, that used up his turn, so then the mage got up to her feet, peered through the window and threw all of her remaining spell points at the hounds. This wiped them out instantly.

Not only was the barbarian’s face an absolute picture when she did that (in and out of character), the potion had the sizeable side-effect of frequent mood-swings for the remainder of the day. He spent the rest of the session going from screaming “You stole my glory! I hate you!” to quietly sobbing, then laughing hysterically while we all kept our distance.