hysterical blog

I am still cackling over someone referring to Junkrat as a sex symbol like are we talking about the same character here??? Like don’t get me wrong, I love the trash man and am so fucking here for nsfw shit of him and Roadhog but?? This man. Who probably only bathes like. Three times a year. If that. He is disgusting and dirty and that is why I love him. This fucking freak is the furthest thing from a sex symbol holy sh i T

anonymous asked:

So I found your blog because of a tumblr post I on Pinterest and I checked out the URL to see if this user existed and I was so glad I found you! Honestly this blog is hysterical and I'm sure that you're an amazing teacher who's in tune with her students with a blog like this.

Aww thanks! 😊 I’m always shocked when people can make any sense of this disorganized blog. I basically just post things I’m interested in, believe is important, or just find funny.

Why the Larries still don’t realize someone is trying really fucking hard to make them at least discuss about Ziam ? They literaly push all the Larries’ buttons ! It’s almost copy-paste but 100x more obvious at this point !!!

- Larry friends despite the narrative –> Ziam friends despite the narrative (Liam’s sadness during Cardiff, “for the time being”, “brothers”…)

- Louis shading Eleanor –> Liam shading Sophia (”we’re so over”, the man’s voice in the shower video, ignoring her in pics…) and just… whatever you think about Ziam, I think we can all agree on Perrie being fake as fuck (Zayn was unable to put a fucking fake smile when talking about his engagement to her, the quoting marks when saying “girlfriend”) and just… we heard about all these relationships, sold as private or not, and they all finished in 2015 ?? Isn’t it obvious enough ?

- RBB –> RED sticker on a BARBER chair THE VERY NEXT DAY THE PRESS REPORTED ON SOPHIAM’s BREAK-UP !!!!

- Louis’ hand on Harry’s IG –> Zayn’s hand on Liam’s IG ! Their WHOLE Ig game actually : they’re going so much harder, I don’t understand how people can overlook that ??? I mean the selfies, “good morning”/“hey angel”, Zayn’s family and their love (obsession) with Liam/Ziam ?? Liam’s sister about Zayn still not being able to be himself in interviews ????

- @Louis being homophobic but not in reality –> @Liam being homophobic but not in reality (Attitude/100% not gay VS “loving these beautiful colors”, lighting up to a sign with rainbow chevrons, Justin Timberlake making him starstruck that way, would like to kiss Drake, simulating BJs with Harry, “you’re a good guy” ??? I mean ??)

- Larry’s matching/complementary tattoos –> Ziam’s fucking matching tattoos (wolf+feathers/I figured it out+feather, getting tattooed a month apart, XF numbers, we are the quiet ones, blank banners and roses for his own birthday and then roses again for Zayn’s !!!!, on opposite arms !!, both have hands tattoos !)

- Harry’s hints (I think about the blue bandana for example) –> Liam’s hints (wearing a ring on his wedding finger before denying engagement’ rumors with Sophia and wearing a Cartier Love bracelet when he’s been officially “dating” Cheryl for 3 months, his delighted face when interviewers joke about adopting kids or going inZayn)

- Harry “dating” famous beards (Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner…) –> Zayn “dating” a famous beard (that a lot of people thought was about to fake-date Harry : Gigi who just is pulling a copy-paste of her relationship with Joe Jonas with Zayn and fuck, did you see Liam’s reaction when he had to hug her at the VMAs ????) and now even LIAM with CHERYL !!!! BOTH BEING CALLED OUT AS BEING STUNTS ???

- press suddenly talking about Larry : late 2014 just linking their names and then around babygate soft outing them –> press suddenly talking about Ziam : mid 2015 just linking their names but NOW fucking TMZ just name-dropped ZIAM FOR NO FUCKING REASON !!!

I mean, at this point, if they were going harder, they would out themselves !! Just because Larries are stuck on Zayn leaving on his own will and terms and being genuinely himself now…

aomochii  asked:

I wanted to tell you me and my friend [mein-wurst] spent a good hour or two going through your blog laughing hysterically. Like pleASE BE OUR FRIEND ITS ALL SO GREAT. Like neVER STOP DOING WHAT UR DOING. You are my art goals i s2g. Alright alright since this is an ask i must ask a question... A little birdie told me kageyama keeps volleyballs nestled upon his buttcheeks is this truE?? Like if someone was like "shoot i really wanna spike some vOLLEYBALLS" and kageyams is all like "i got u." iM-

(aHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KIND WORDS ASDKJASDLKDJA OF COURSE WE’RE FRIENDS THE MORE FRIENDS THE MEME-RIER 
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WAIT SO HIS BUTTCHEEKS ARE THE VOLLEYBALLS OR???

(PSA: No Volleyballs were harmed in the making of these doodles, metaphorical or otherwise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))