hyrule warriors spoilers

  • LoZ: Child goes on adventure because he feels like it
  • Adventure of Link: Child gets roped into another adventure because the girl from the first one won't wake up
  • Link to the Past: Pig is the opposite of a furry and pretends to be human to conquer the world. New boy's uncle dies. He isn't having it.
  • Ocarina of Time: Shows how Pig fell from attractive desert man to a furry. Also time travel.
  • Majora's Mask: Someone at Nintendo has issues. Also time travel.
  • Link's Awakening: Boy falls asleep and dreams of protecting his beach waifu.
  • Oracle of Seasons: Boy gets a boner for a goddess incarnate and rescues her from an Iron Knuckle cosplayer
  • Oracle of Ages: Same thing but the goddess is blue and the Iron Knuckle cosplayer is now a hot sorceress. Also time travel again.
  • Wind Waker: Moana without dark skin or a female lead and also like 15 years before Moana.
  • Minish Cap: Nintendo's fetishes get out of hand.
  • Four Swords Adventures: This time there's FOUR BOYS. You did not have enough friends to play this game like it was meant to be played. Nobody did. Switch re-release pls.
  • Twilight Princess: The edgy one. If you were 13 at the time this was your favorite Zelda. You know exactly why. Introduced Edgy Waifu Supreme, who would hold that position for years to come.
  • Phantom Hourglass: Moana again but there's an asshole with you.
  • Spirit Tracks: Choo choo. Girl dies.
  • Skyward Sword: It's the worst one. But it's still great. Also more time travel.
  • Link Between Worlds: Link to the Past again but there's a shadow world where people are hotter and usually evil.
  • Hyrule Warriors: Boob Witch tears the timestream apart because of her boner. This time the time travels to you. A lot of people hated this /Japanese Made Action Game from Koei Tecmo/ for being too anime.
  • Tri-Force Heroes: This time there's THREE BOYS. They ate the purple one for sustenance because Nintendo doesn't feed them anymore. Nobody liked this one. I lied this is the real worst one.
  • Breath of the Wild: Religious dad fucks over the entire world. Amnesiac small boy catches things on fire.

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Also, I’d recommend head/earphones and 720p for maximum enjoyment

Many thanks to my brother and sister-in-law for giving me Hyrule Warriors Legends for Christmas. After 3 years of avoiding (most) spoilers for this game’s story, I finally got to experience it and I love it. A lot more than I thought I was going to actually, and I just had to make a video for it. The gameplay’s repetitive but addicting and so much of it is over the top, but in a great way that any zelda fan would love. I actually love Cia and Lana a lot, and Linkle is my absolute fave. She’s so adorable and OP. I really like Volga too, especially after Cia’s Tale. I just love everything about this game. Except Wizzro. He can go die. Always betraying me in Cia’s Tale.

While looking up other videos for HW I found and really loved this one and felt inspired to make my own, and I just really like this cover of this song.

This is my 140th video on this channel and I’m very proud of how it turned out. I made my very first video way back in 2010 when I had little idea of what to actually do and I was limited to that program that everyone is familiar with: Windows Movie Maker. I’m now 19 years old and going to be turning 20 in a few months. I love how far I’ve come and how I’ve turned a small pass time into a hobby I’m very passionate about. Thanks to all the people who support me and watch my videos, and Happy New Year.

A loooong time ago some anon suggested Cia and Lana fighting over Link, and I just pictured that, being the cutie patootie he is, maybe he’d agree to go on a date with both “just once.” It gets all kinds of complicated and wrong of course! But it’s all for Hyrule’s good isn’t it? Oh, it’s so hard to be a hero~


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Let’s talk about Linkle

So, there was a pretty huge divide when she was revealed. Some people loved her, others hated her. And why is she called Linkle? Well, there’s a lot they didn’t mention when they revealed her that I feel they really should have.

In Hyrule, it’s common for parents to tell their kids that they’re the legendary hero. It’s much in the same of how in real life, parents tell their kids that Santa delivers presents on Christmas.

Linkle still firmly believes that she’s the legendary hero;

So, basically, she’s just a huge dork that still believes she’s the legendary hero and probably still believes in Santa Claus too. She’s not “genderbent” Link from another dimension, and she’s not his sister, or anything like that.

I think they should’ve picked a different name for her, I think she’d be more accepted that way.

On the ligher side of this, Link is now the equivalent of Santa Claus. Enjoy that thought.