Alright, and I’m finally ready for Operation Lesbisnatch! You don’t know what that is? Well, then, go read all about it, I’ll wait. Done? Good. As you see, that right there is a good cause. I am donating psychotoys!
For every $20 towards you stealing the Dykleration of Independence, you can ask me to make you one of these little felt creatures in whatever colours you like (within reason. Like, glittery felt is hard to get) and I will send it your way!
But that’s not all! See that box of craft stuff and chocolate at the bottom? I have several boxes of various sizes. ALL the stuff in the second to last picture went into the closed-box picture, I am good at packing these things. You want one of these, then the amount you pay for it is negotiable because obviously, the more you donate, the bigger the box. Biggest container available is a glass 500ml coffee jar which is a gift in itself and holy moly, you would not BELIEVE how much goes in there.
Also, you get to pick a theme for your box. The one in the picture is a Karkat box, and to give you an idea of pricing, would set you back a measly $15. If I don’t know your fandom? Don’t worry, I’ll research it for you.
So paypal the cash to firstname.lastname@example.org - we have a dyke in distress to rescue!