the-indeed-that-never-was asked:

A Sorcerer drops a musky note that smells of wild animals in his lap, "You've been doing a good job Xigbar~ Keep it up~ " PS: Watch out before they try and kill you. PPS: Being a lion means I get to piss on everything including other people. My life has been made.

Before they kill me?
I’d like to see um try.

[/waves note, trying to ignore the smell.] Oi bugger. Tell the boss, “I’ll make a round out there soon to check in on ‘im. Hope he’s havin’ a ball lion around.”