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Urnatur, Sweden. “The wood hermitage is a place for relaxation and reflection. Here in the forest you can enjoy the luxury of simplicity, living in unique hand-crafted cottages, or in a tree house, without electricity. Sit down by the fireplace and savour the moment. The soft light of the kerosene lamp and the scent of boiled coffee readily guide you to intimate conversations, far from everyday pressures.”

Luke telling Han what happened when he was blinded by carbonite
  • luke:and then jabba put leia in a bikini with a chain around her neck, but later she killed him, so...
  • han (excited):really?
  • luke:yeah.
  • han:what did it look like?
  • luke:erm, the bikini was red and gold and-
  • han:no. when she killed jabba. what was it like?
  • luke:she strangled him with the chain.
  • han:how did her biceps look? i bet she was really flexed.
  • han:*sighs* *stares off into the distance* i bet she got that really gorgeous look of murderous rage when she's about to do something heroic for democracy and freedom...