I know it’s not much, but things are about to heat up in Twelve Willows! The continuing celebration of @peetabreadgirl‘s b-day…because I am incapable of writing oneshots apparently. Also, I will be posting a master post later on with link to all 10 chapters here on tumblr.
“Just tell me you didn’t break any more laws,” Madge says as I stomp up the stairs to her house and smack her car keys into her hand.
“It was a struggle, but I managed,” I say and she smiles. Her bruises are starting to change color and the sight of her slowly unfurling personality is almost enough to distract me from what I need to tell her. “I had a lovely breakfast with my mother while the entire town quietly debated whether or not they’d be able to drag me by my hair to the town center and burn me at the stake. Oh and Peeta stopped by to suggest we try the strawberry pie at Sae’s. Pie, Madge!”
“Katniss Everdeen, I swear if you waste one more second jabber-jawing on the porch and not giving me a hug…”
omg, baby chad is now officially my favorite chad, you have ruined me for the rest of the lax bros xD
I mean, do be aware that Baby Chad has some signs of growing into a real chad. Like, dude did just give away all his teammates money for a single slice of pie. Not much loyalty there, huh, baby chad? Though, to be fair to him, Chad S fucking deserved it because Chad S is the worst…
Honestly, I can’t decide whether I want baby Chad breaking ranks and joining the Hockey Team OR baby Chad turning into a full-fledged Lax Bro Chad.
Gosh, I bet what happens is that Baby Chad isn’t so bad his first two years of college. Like, he is still a fucking Chad who has way too much money and is kinda the fucking worst but he knows he gets no pie if he is too huge a douche (because, dear god, after Tall Giant and Nice Cheekbones leave, this CRAZY FUCKING REDHEAD and Guy who is not Actually that Chill at all and ALSO has Crazy Cheekbones take over and it turns out that Nice Asian Guy will turn into some kind of DEMON if he thinks you are not nice enough to “deserve pie” Baby Chad is smart though. He knows where the line is. He doesn’t cross it).
Then, his junior year, Baby Chad (the goddamn nickname stuck even though, for the record, there are four Chads all younger than him now and really, is there some kind of recruitment quota to the chads on the team? Also, the hockey team was supposed to be the ones with the lameass nicknames) Anyway, sorry, Baby Chad hears word of a Hockey Bake Sale and arrives, hood up, stolen Samwell Men’s Hockey hat firmly pulled over his eyes and sees…
And he realizes that the one that’s missing– Southern Blond Boy who plays fucking terrible music, as he is known in the Lax House– that one must have been the one baking the pies.
And something in baby Chad turns dark. Dark and twists and angry and–
There is no one who hates the Hockey Team more.
Because Baby Chad knows. He knows what it is to have heaven in your mouth and now it has been taken away from him. And he will not forget. He will not forgive.
He will have his revenge.
(PS- don’t take this to too dark a place just like imagine baby chad looking over and seeing that Bitty and Jack are visiting and breaking into the Haus at 4 in the morning and the hockey team just stumbles down to see Baby Chad sitting in front of their open fridge eating pie with his hands like some kind of animal and they are just like wtf are you?? and bitty probably feels so bad that he just herds everyone away and they leave him to his pie. Hush, hush, boys, i’ll make more tomorrow. just– just back away. slowly)
stared at you, shock covering his face; you swallowed nervously. You looked
down, closing your eyes. You hadn’t thought of his reaction. Maybe he didn’t want
the baby, you took the test back with shaky hands and suddenly his large hands
wrapped around your wrists. “You’re sure?” he asked quietly. You shrugged “I haven’t
gone to a doctor yet…I just took the test…Ive missed my period twice now…” He
pulled you into his arms grinning widely. “Thank you” you heard him breathe
out. “Im gonna be a dad” he grinned pulling you into his chest kissing you
deeply. You smiled into the kiss as he pecked your lips repeatedly. “oh my god…this
is…” he grinned pulling away. “DEAN! DEAN!!!” He shouted running out of the
library after ripping the test out of your hands. You laughed tears brimming
your eyes as you stood in the doorway watching him run down the hallway. “DEAN!
DUDE! IM GONNA BE A DAD!” you heard him shout in Deans room. Suddenly two large
Winchester boys were racing toward you in the library. “YOURE PREGNANT! IM
GONNA BE AN UNCLE! OH MY GOD!” Dean shouted hugging you tightly. You laughed
hugging him back. “Yeah, you are, I just cant believe it. Im nervous” you said
looking up at Sam.
contain his smile as he kissed your head. “You’ll be a fantastic mom you know
that?” Dean clapped “We gotta celebrate!!” he said rushing toward the kitchen.
Suddenly there was a flap behind you causing you to turn and smile at Castiel.
He looked at Sam and then you and smiled some. “Whats all the shouting about?”
he asked. “Y/N’s Pregnant!” Sam said grinning as his arms wrapped around you. “well,
since preggers here cant drink, you get some water and we all get whiskey!”
Dean said grinning. “Wow, that is unexpected. Congratulations you guys” he
smiled at you as you grinned and sipped on your water.
Dean spent the rest of the day chatting happily about having a baby around the
bunker. You on the other hand had let your mind drift to different things, like
Demons, Lucifer and others. You feared the worst for your baby, youd excused
yourself from the boys as they chatted in the library. You lied in your bed,
snuggled into the blankets, your mind drifting to thoughts of the future. You
smiled your eyes shutting and picturing it.
Sam grinned down at the small boy standing in
front him, his brown shaggy hair and hazel eyes stared back at him. He couldn’t
believe they’d had a son, he scooped him up in his arms as he walked into the
kitchen, a fresh pie sitting on the counter. You were sitting in the living
room, your belly sticking out a little. “hi honey” you heard and saw Sam
standing there with your son in his arms. “Daddy came home from work!” he said
clapping. You grinned and stood walking over to them both, kissing their
cheeks. “mommy missed you today. Did you win daddy!” he asked excitedly. Sam
chuckled and sat down in his chair. “I did, and daddy took the next week off so
we can all spend time together” he said hugging him again. You smiled watching
them, your hand running over the bump, that housed your little girl.
“Y/N? Honey wake up”
alittle looking at the clock, its electric blue lights flashed 9:15 pm. You groaned
and rolled over to see Sam grinning down at you. “Well, look what we have here…shes
already sleeping the days away” You heard Dean say behind him with a mouth full
of pie. “oh hush, I was tired, I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night” you
horsed voice said as Sam blushed a tad and chuckled. “I know, me either” dean
grumbled toward Sam. “I told you man, ear plugs.” Sam looked at you and sat
down on the bed. “We need to talk about something” he said taking your hands in
his. “Im out” Dean said leaving and shutting the door quickly. “Now, this isn’t
how I planned it and that’s alright plans change, but theres something you need
to know…” he stared at your hands. You knew it. This was it, he was breaking up
with you. “I understand…having a baby is a big responsibility and I don’t want
to pressure you into anything you don’t want. Ill pack in the morning” you said
softly. His head shot up and looked at you, “what are you talking about? Honey,
no. Im thrilled were having a baby! That’s-oh god, did you think I was breaking
up with you???!! No! I was actually doing the opposite! I was going to ask you
to marry me” he said grinning at your hands.
gasped at him, pulling him into a tight hug. “Yes! Of course ill marry you!!”
you said grinning. “I didn’t know you wanted to get married!” you said smiling
into his neck. He chuckled and kissed your head. “I don’t have a ring yet or
anything…but I know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you and this
baby. And all the other babies we have. Tons, like dozens” he said grinning. You
laughed as Dean and Cas barged in. “Your getting married too?!” Cas said
grinning. Suddenly he threw some colored paper in the air “Its confetti! Lets
have a party!” causing you to laugh with your perfect family.