I think the funniest Beatle quote I ever heard was when George and John were vacationing in Tahiti. They chartered a boat and became regular sea dogs.
Only John forgot to wear his glasses, so this one day he was peering over the boat’s railing when he shouted to George: ‘Hurry, George, I see a dirty big fish and he’s wearing sun glasses.’
Being a good friend, George dutifully rushed over and looked down at the water. 'John, me lad,’ George said seriously, 'that ugly fish is you.’
Yeah, well it was too. John can’t see much without his glasses (he suffers from 'Dear Susan’s affliction) and that 'dirty big fish’ was indeed John’s own reflection.
“A Touch of Traffic - A Bit Of Cold” by Tammy Hitchcock, KRLA Beat, 19 February 1966