huon shepard

“See, this ain’t so bad, right? Nice way to spend some time off.”
“Yeah, because you’re not the one being sat on. If I break my wrist because of–”
Oh come on, I’m not putting any of my weight on you!“
Don’t think I haven’t forgotten about my hat, either. You better give that back after we’re done, ma'am.”
“After we’re done…?”

“Uh-huh, that’s what I thought. Come here.”

Commission of Huon Shepard and Joker for sspectre! You can also blame her for me shipping Shoker now ;w;