Ryan’s Face When He Unsheathed The Sword On This Week’s AHWU Like I’ve Never Seen Anyone Embody The “Kid On Christmas Morning” Look More Perfectly
The Sheer Joy In His Voice When He Announced “These Are Deadpool Swords!!” Is Something I Never Thought I Would Experience
Also Him Casually Like “It’s Been A Long Time Since I’ve Worked With Nunchucks” “You Worked With Nunchucks?” “Briefly” As If It Should Surprise Anyone At This Point That Ryan Has Used Every Weapon Under The Sun
And Then Him Struggling To Get The Sword Out From The Holster On His Back For Ages
Ryan Killed Me Like 7 Times In This One Video What A Start To The Week
Imagine... trying to prove yourself to Dean’s father
Summary: A case pops up nearby while Sam and Dean are away, leaving you the only one available to track down the monsters. But Dean insists you have help, and sends along a surprising partner: his father. The two of you have never met, and you’re anxious to prove yourself to the seasoned hunter.
Pairing: Dean x Reader (tiny tiny minuscule amounts of John x reader)
Word Count: 3,700
Warnings: typical spn violence, injuries, blood, language
A/N: This is for @trexrambling‘s hunter celebration! Congratulations on the followers, Jess, and thank you for coming up with such a fun and unique challenge!
My hunting partner was John, the weapon was a paintball gun, and we’re hunting vampires…
Headcanon that Ryan tries to get around being arrested sometimes by using his prop guns. When the police finally corner him he holds up his weapon to show a “prop” sticker on the bottom of his very dangerous, very real AP pistol. “It’s just a prop,” he argues as he pulls the trigger and shoots two cops through the chest. “Stop being so dramatic,” he says as they lie on the ground, choked screams coming from their lips. The rest of the crew recognize it as some form of his sick humor. Other times, he really does just have a prop weapon, a plastic one that won’t shoot or kill anything, but when the Vagabond is robbing your store you don’t care what he’s holding, you’re not going to argue with him to find out how he’ll kill you.
Facing off against this super strong opponent, everyone’s all tense and battle ready when there’s a sudden bang and the guy drops dead. Everyone turns to Killua, who’s holding a sniper rifle. Realizing he’s being stared at he shrugs.