hunted-house

Fairytales Never Mentioned Us

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by frecklesandwings

AU in which Dean and Cas work at Disney World as Prince Charming and Prince Eric. When they get stuck in the hunted house after a shift and believe something supernatural is after them, the best idea they can come up with is to hide inside a closet.

Words: 2180, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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House Hunting: Because it’s never too early to start planning how you’re going to spend your future money. (at Georgetown)

Domestic Starters 2.0
  • "Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"
  • "Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."
  • "So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."
  • "I want to move in with you."
  • "I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."
  • "What do you think about children?"
  • "Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."
  • "Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"
  • "You look like you could use a massage."
  • "I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."
  • "I may have broken the dish washer."
  • "There's a spider in the shower!"
  • "I think I might be pregnant."
  • "I want to try for a baby."
  • "I want to adopt a child."
  • "You would make the perfect father/mother."
  • "Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."
  • "I want to marry you."
  • "What do you think about this color wall for our room?"
  • "Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"
  • "Did you eat all my oreos?"
  • "We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
  • "I've got a romantic surprise for you."
  • "Let's just stay in bed."
  • "Get back into bed."
  • "Can you call in sick today?"
  • "I just want to lie here all day with you."
  • "Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."
  • "I'm sick of doing all the chores!"
  • "We can't afford this!"
  • "Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."