Tina:I got that tunnel vision that girls get.
I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts.
I was walking and it felt icky.
I thought there was gonna be chocolate.
I don’t even remember! I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
All I wanna do is have babies! I’m just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just curse someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis! Bitches be crazy.
I’m good at tolerating pain; I’m bad at math, and… I’m stupid.
(Parks and Recreation; Season 2, Episode 10: Hunting Trip)