hunk x lance has so much potential if we had flashbacks to their life in the garrison like imagine the two of them sneaking around the kitchen to steal bread rolls or sitting on the roof to look at the stars and talk about their families. and before they know it they’ve become family to each other
Can you do a headcanon for the paladin's wedding? Please and thank you!
I have 0 experience with weddings. If something is weird I’m sorry, I just got off work. -Mikey
-No really, this is going to be the most upbeat wedding in the history of ever.
-You’ll be surrounded by friends, and family, and acquaintances, and maybe the mailman who once said hi to you…
-So, a pretty big wedding. But it’ll be full of love, so. No matter.
-You might not actually get a dance with Lance until later in the night. All of the parents and aunts and uncles and grandparents and cousins are vying for the chance to dance with you and give you their congratulations. Every time your new husband gets within ten feet of you, you’re whisked away by another family member.
-It’s worth it though, since you love your new family.
-But you better believe this sweet boy cried when he first saw you at the altar. Whether you’re male, or female, or other, he thought you were the most beautiful person in the universe.
-And since he was crying, you cried too. You guys are sappy.
- You’re kaput after the festivities end, so your wedding night consists of….a long nap. And sleeping in until noon the next day.
-Your honeymoon though? Oh, that’s another story ;)
-It would be a quiet affair, with your closest friends and the family you’re on good terms with.
-For a while, you considered just eloping and then telling everyone about it afterwards.
-But Keith admitted that even though he’s not a people person, he really did want to have a traditional sort of wedding. Even if it’s tiny.
-You end up inviting about twenty five people.
-And it’s pretty much a guarantee that Shiro is his best man.
-Both of you take your little wedding very seriously, making sure that the food is perfect and the decorations are pristine. “I’m only getting married once, Y/N. We have to get it right on the first try.”
-He’s pretty calm through the whole ordeal, but on your actual wedding day, he’s nervous and filled with irrational anxious thoughts. His friends do a good job of calming him. (”Keith, Y/N isn’t going to leave you at the altar. They love you, remember?)
-All in all, it’s a very pleasant day. The ceremony is short and sweet, the food is great (thanks to Hunk, who oversaw edible preparations), and your first dance together is romantic af
-Keith claims he didn’t cry at all, but you can count three separate moments when you saw his eyes shining with tears.
-Hands down, this is the warmest, homiest, most welcoming wedding ever.
-And the food is fucking fantastic. You spend over an hour just….eating. At one point, Lance had to pull you away from the dinner buffet because it was time for the desserts to come out.
-“Just one more bite of the noodles!”
-”Y/N, you have to give your speech!”
-Throughout the night, you and Hunk are never more than five feet from each other. You spend most of the time dancing with your new husband, or chattering with the guests.
-And you tear up during his speech, about how happy he is to have met you, and how lucky he is to have you in his life. Then he cries because you’re crying, and you dissolve into a mess of giggles and kisses.
-It’s an endearing and memorable event, and everyone has a great time.
-The ceremony itself is very clean-cut, proper, and traditional. He probably wears a very official-looking (and handsome) dress-uniform. (You swoon a little bit, bc damn your soon-to-be husband has nice shoulders)
-The only thing that isn’t traditional are the vows. He wrote his own, and you wrote yours. You both poured your passion and love for each other into your words, and by the time it’s time to say ‘I do’, you’re both tearing up.
-The reception is significantly more relaxed. All the legal stuff is out of the way, and now it’s time to celebrate.
-The music goes all the way from slow and romantic, to fast and upbeat, to those corny group dances that everyone knows and secretly loves.
-And anyone who says Shiro can’t dance is….correct. The man has good rhythm, but his movements are wriggly and loose. (you’d think a guy who can fight so well would be a better dancer than he is).
-But you’re both having fun, so who cares!
-It’s a sweet wedding, and you’re both excited to spend the rest of your life together. and at the end of the day, you’re already talking about adopting a pet.)
-She honestly never though she’d be getting married.
-She’s always been so focused on school, and work, and technology, and saving the universe, that she never entertained thoughts about relationships or romance.
-But now here she is, years later in a Zarkon-free universe, standing at the altar with you.
-She’s the least nervous out of everyone. She’s just excited to finally be here with you.
-Your wedding might be a little bit of a hot mess, but in like, a really sweet way? Like, you got engaged and she was just so excited to get married, that it happened in a matter of weeks.
-So it’s mostly only your close friends and family. Few enough people that you’re able to fit everyone into her backyard.
-And we’ve seen Pidge wear dresses when she was younger, so I think for the actual ceremony, she’d go with a traditional white dress. But during the reception she’d change into something more comfortable, like a semi-formal suit with the sleeves pushed up.
-You think she’s lovely in both.
-During the speeches from the wedding party, you’re both cracking up. Everyone tells funny and adorable stories about you guys, especially Matt (who ends up crying when he gets to the part about how proud he is of his sister and how happy he is for you).
-You guys are just so happy to finally be together.
Summary: “Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.
Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you’d expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)
Uhm I just wrote my first fic and posted it! I'm dying. If you guys would add it to your catalog I legit would cry! It's the Assassin Keith/Fae Lance Fic nobody asked for and it's called When you find me - galratrash on A03.
omg dude, your first fic! that’s so exciting!! - Vallie
Keith is the assassin for his adopted fathers kingdom sent on a mission to kill the last living high fae and finally get his revenge on the creatures who killed his parents and hurt his brother. Until he’s distracted by the most beautifully strange man he’s ever seen and falls in love?
Lance is the only of his kind left in existence, searching for the rumored princess of the Altean Forest god and get her help in destroying the human kingdom and freeing all fae from Zarkons reign, but he’s stopped by a dark haired purpled eyes human he can’t seem to get away from.