hunk lover

VLD Fandom after Season 3 Trailer Dropped
  • Lance fan girls: OMG LANCE HAS SO MUCH SCREENTIME EEEEEE
  • Lotor fans: HOT AF
  • Keith fans: not a single word from the new black paladin smh
  • Shiro fans: WHERE IS MY SON
  • Klance fans: Lance is in the red lion now this obviously means klance will be canon
  • Sheith fans: *dies in a corner*
  • Hunk lovers: my sunshine boy had some screentime yaya
  • Kallura fans: I got nothing but might as well make some headcanons
  • Lancelot: THEY WILL FINALLY
  • MEET *laughter*
  • Pidge fans: Can't wait to see my sassy small child kick ass again >:D
  • Theorists: *cracks knuckles*
  • Fans who are on the verge of a mental breakdown from this fandom: Oh boy...
  • Me: THEY AREN'T COLOR CODED ANYMORE ;n;
  • this is a joke don't hurt me antis

you had me at merlot - ryomakun

Word Count: 17, 333

Summary: “Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you’d expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)

anonymous asked:

Any klance roommate college AUs where they hate each other and slowly fall in love? I checked your tags but couldn't find (also i hope there aren't any so I can write one lol)

ya! check out these ones :D

Roommate Wanted by slendermanhood (1/1 | 8,372 | Mature)

There is absolutely no way Keith and I will ever become friends, Lance thought angrily to himself. He attended Lance’s dream school, the school that harshly rejected him because he wasn’t good enough. And Keith goes there on a scholarship?!

Lance can’t reject him as a roommate, because his rent was due next week. But, he promised to himself, that stuffy douchebag and I will never be friends, I swear it.

Pidge told him before not to make a stupid rivalry out of this, but Lance can’t help it. He was going to make Keith regret he ever crossed paths with Lance Sanchez.

//violence //internalized homophobia 

give me a reason by daggertattoos (3/? | 23,111 | Teen And Up)

“We’re all fighting viciously to buy the old mansion on the hill that’s up for sale for cheap when we realize that everything will be cheaper if we split it X number of ways.”

(background shallura)

Lets Fall In Love by multi_fan_writing (4/? | 4,945 | General)

‘Finally.

Lance had always lived of moving away from his small town to go around the world, but this was good enough.

He was in his junior year of college and he had moved out and away from his hometown, now in Texas after he hopped onto the plane and here he stood in his brand new room after a too long taxi ride and another too long encounter with the people at the office.’

Lance is just a junior in college who moved away from his home town and ends up at a college in Texas with a roommate who he desperately tries to befriend.

anonymous asked:

fwb or enemies to lovers rec list???

yes yes yes enemies (to friends) to lovers is my fav troupe tbh

tropical drink melting in your hand; we’ll be falling in love by jojotxt (1/1 | 11,909 | Teen And Up)

Keith just wanted a summer job to help pay for college. He didn’t expect to be coworkers with a complete asshole who hated his guts.

He didn’t expect to fall for him, either.

you’re so sweet; will you be mine? by jojotxt (1/1 | 10,304 | Teen And Up)

A new bakery pops up right across the street from Lance’s bakery.

In which Lance is an idiot, Keith is an asshole, and Pidge is the next Dr. Phil.

blink if you want me by xShieru (1/1 | 7,401 | Mature)

He wakes up to Pidge’s face hovering above him. “You gotta stop running into him like this.”
“Dude, he fucking shot me.”
“I know. We saw.”

//violence

‘Shiro and Keith’s Kickass Fighting Techniques’ by Lance McClain by skyestiel (1/1 | 11,662 | Teen And Up)

‘And, really, it’s a pretty brilliant idea. Until Shiro’s Kickass Fighting Techniques quickly becomes Shiro and Keith’s Kickass Fighting Techniques.

That’s when things start going downhill.

Because soon enough, the bulleted list consists of more than just fighting techniques.’

To Steam a Latté - shipstiel

Word Count: 4, 870

Summary: Lance works at a coffee shop and he likes his job. That is, until his new coworker arrives: actual human nightmare Keith Kogane.

(And if anyone asks Lance whether he’s attracted to said coworker, well that’s between him and his own fantasies, thank you very much).

OR: Lance and Keith fight constantly and honestly, Lance just really wants to punch Keith. Or make out with him aggressively. Whichever comes first.

hunk/keith + friends to lovers (read on ao3)

It’s not until a couple of weeks after the Weblum incident that Hunk realizes how much time he and Keith have been spending together lately. Or, rather, it’s not really spending time together per se, just that Keith seems to always wind up wherever Hunk is in the evenings, whether he’s cooking up a late night snack in the kitchen or lounging in the common room with a bowl of Altean cracklepops and a movie.

And it’s not like the two of them really talk. Mostly, it’s Keith giving a nod of acknowledgement and hopping onto the counter, content to pass Hunk various cooking implements as needed. Other times, he sprawls out on his favorite corner of the couch. Hunk’s not entirely sure how long Keith’s had a favorite spot on the couch, and he’s doubly uncertain when he started realizing these things about Keith.

As it is, the two of them are comfortable with letting the evenings pass in silence, and Hunk doesn’t see any reason to break the peace. It’s kind of nice, actually. He gets on well enough with Lance and Pidge and Coran, extroverts as they are, but prolonged contact with them is just…exhausting.

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Take Me Away - Kaorusan241

Word Count: 9, 393

Summary: “Sorry about that! Where were we?”

“I still don’t have anything written down for you.” Lance could hear the guy’s irritation through the phone, and felt himself bristle.

“Well well, someone’s testy! Spring has sprung, lighten up buddy.”

“It’s January, you managed to call 5 minutes before the end of my 8-hour shift, and I should have been home half an hour ago. Order something.”

// Takeout AU inspired by one too many 80s films. Lance is an astronomy student with a grudge, Keith works too many hours to deal with this shit.