<b>People:</b> omg what's with the eye bags? Didn't you sleep?<p/><b>Me:</b> yeah, had some insomnia<p/><b>Inner me:</b> no shit, i was marathoning a 43 chaptered with 645729 words smut fanfic ofc i have eye bags<p/></p>
A and B are flat mates. A has a thing for B but A’s also a notorious fuckboy whilst B is depressingly uninterested/unconvinced of their feelings. A plays around with their flings while they wait for B to come around.
B: *Walks into the flat to see A sucking face with their newest toy* *Stares* *Sits down next to them and clears throat* A, your girlfriend has 5 minutes to leave or I’m not cooking dinner tonight and you can starve.
A: A simple ‘honey I’m home’ would have sufficed.
B: *After girlfriend of the month has been kicked out* Who’s she? Never seen her before
A: No one important, I don’t think I’ll be seeing her again after this.
B: Why not? She was pretty
A: Yeah she’s pretty but she’s no you. *B ignores this* *A sighs* Anyways how was your day?