friends : *talking ‘bout sex* 

me : *starts talking ‘bout what i know*

friends : how da fuck do you know these kind of things??

me : there’s this thing called smut, go read them and you’ll learn more bout sex from fans rather than our teacher

bc fans are seriously kinky af, no kidding. 

Baekhyun & Chanyeol Going Out In Hawaii
  • Baek: hey chanyeol go ask the lady where the restaurant is
Chanyeol: I dont speak Hawaiian
Baek: They speak English