hungry-eyeball

i hate that goddamn commercial with the fucking security cameras all over the house. like way to try to masquerade a woman who fucking gets off on spying incessantly on her goddamn family with complete, borderline omniscient power as cute. im sure your family loves knowing theyre being observed 24/7 by your greedy, patrol-hungry eyeballs. good luck with your kids’ budding sexuality cuz knowing big mother is watching is gonna leave em more repressed than the duggar kids