hundred bucks

The Great Wall is a big dumb fantasy movie, kind of like Bryan Singer’s Jack and the Beanstalk, but Zhang Yimou hasn’t forgotten what color is and it’s cool to see Chinese-inspired fantasy stuff on the big screen with over a hundred million bucks in budget so I liked it. 

I was hunting down this spy who nobody could track down because she was a cosplay wizard and when I finally got to her lair I thought it was going to be full of money but really there was just like a hundred bucks and like twenty five cosplay wigs and some really cool costumes and makeup. Upon interrogation she told me the rest of her money was hidden elsewhere, and i told her she could keep it if I got to keep the costumes

The Orgy Starter Kit

Step 1. Nudes so we can tell if you’re hot or not. Have to be in a binder that is passed around the room. Step 2. Bring a blanket in case things get messy, we gotta clean up. Also, doubles as a great cuddle blanket for after the orgy when we commence the cuddle pile. Step 3. Bring a couple hundred bucks each so we can find a bed big enough for all of us. And that’s it! You are now ready for the orgy.

Nailed it. Done. Let the orgy commence.


It is now time for a yarn haul!
Here are a few of the things I picked up over the past few months.
Over Thanksgiving week I purchased some majorly discounted Madeline Tosh yarn. I was super psyched about that because I have been dying to try out her yarn, just never willing to shell out the cash.
I got 7 skeins in total for around a hundred bucks.
2 of Euro Sock, one in Light Bright and one in Comfort.
2 of of DK Twist in Comfort.
3 of 80/10 Fingering in Havana/Optic
I currently have no idea what I am going to make, but whatever it is it will be pretty!

I also did a little bit of shopping at a local yarn store in my home town. I picked up three huge hanks of Cascades Eco Wool for a fisherman cabled sweater I plan on starting. It was also on sale at the time, and huge plus is I didn’t have to pay shipping for it since I forced my husband to carry it in his backpack on our return trip 😆

And that is all for now! I will hopefully have a current project update next week, and will let you know where all this yarn is going to go.

  • Olivia Caliban : So, wait... Beatrice's your ex? And you're okay with Bertrand going out with her? I'd be PISSED if one of my exes started dating one of my friends. I don't believe in altruism. There's gotta be some angle you're workin'.
  • Lemony Snicket : The "angle" is "I like seeing my friends happy".
  • Olivia Caliban : In that case, it'd make me really happy if you gave me a hundred bucks.
  • Lemony Snicket : Who says we're friends?
For Beginners.

Like all beginners out there to most things, you’re gonna wanna go cheap with your first pistol more than likely, and honestly, you probably won’t splurge for a higher end handgun or anything of that sort. You’ll probably look through them, find something for less or around two hundred bucks and go “Hey, I like that one. Fuck it. I’m getting it.” Chances are, that’ll be a High Point.

High Point firearms are vilified, and they honestly shouldn’t be. Yes, they’re cheap, they’re ugly, they’re not very ergonomic or fun. They work though, you won’t have many, if any, failure to feeds if you clean and maintain it, and if it somehow fails? Well, the company that makes that brick will actually send you a brand new one if you send yours in. They have a lifetime warranty that actually works, no shit.

Still, it’s a junk handgun, but it’s the king of the junk handguns.

For Three Hundred bucks? You can get a much better firearm, in my opinion, and your options are much better, but for 150-200? Your options may be limited. That’s okay, there’s no shame in that. Get what you can afford, because any gun is better than no gun. Whatever you get though? Learn how to use it, learn how to use it well.

Welcome to the gun community. We’ll rag you for the mistakes you make because we’ve all fucking made them. We’ll tease you, we’ll taunt you, but we’ll love you all the same, so long as you’re not a xenophobic, hateful, cunt that makes the rest of us look like you by association. Still, we have our toxic members like any other community but… Regardless of your shitty political stances, we welcome you.

Love Potion

Day One

8:24 AM

This is so not worth the hundred bucks I’m getting paid to do this. I hate you Gus. I fucking hate you. Now for the serious part of this ‘scientific’ journal.

My name is Brian Vance. I’m seventeen years old and a junior in high school. I’m a virgin (is this really necessary Gus) and I’ve never been on a date in my life. The closest I got to a date was to asking my eighth grade crush on a date. She said yes, but stood me up. Who’s surprised?

Gus Katsoros is the 'scientist’ who concocted the 'Love Potion’. It comes in a cologne and drinkable form, supposedly helps you secrete natural pheromones to attract the opposite sex. I am one of three guys using both the cologne and the drink. I will be using the cologne and drinking one ounce of the Love Potion before I go to school, and at night will be drinking another ounce of the Love Potion before I go to bed. I’ll be doing that, now.

Ugh! Gus. If you’re going to label something a 'Love Potion’, don’t make it taste like mud. For the final product, for the love of god, add some honey or sugar. Hell, high fructose corn syrup, whatever gets the job done! Just don’t. Make it taste like dirt. The cologne ain’t so bad though. Smells like it tastes, which it makes a much better scent than taste. Off to school.

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anonymous asked:

Do you think Ian deserves Mickey?

as of right now… no but i would if he would have a serious sit down conversation with mickey and own up to his mistakes and say thank you at least once for literally keeping him alive during his mania and would just tell mickey that he appreciates everything he did for him cos i’ve yet to see that. one “i’m sorry” and a few hundred bucks isn’t good enough for me tbh!!!

  • Speirs: Phase one of our new plan: you get in the backseat of this cab and we hardcore make out for fifteen minutes.
  • Lipton: I would love to do that. I'm just not sure if the driver would be okay with it.
  • Driver: For another hundred bucks you can do whatever you want.
  • Lipton: Let's do it.
Neil handling the after game press a week after their relationship was outed in public

Interviewer: does being on the same team affect your relationship at all?

Neil: not really. i mean, he is a keeper




Camera man:



Interviewer: did you just-

Nicky: *shipping intensifies*

Dan: *proud of his son*

Allison: *wins a few hundred bucks from Matt for something idek*

Kevin: technically, he is a goal keeper i dont know what all this is about

Aaron: someone shoot me 

Andrew: *tries his hardest not to smack neil with his racquet* 

Renee: *tries her hardest to keep Andrew from hitting Neil with his racuet

Wymack: im not paid enough to handle this 


Here, I blew this. She [Amanda Tapping] actually sank all four balls on that, and I shot it bad. I didn’t set the camera up high enough, and the shot that was supposed to show us [Sam’s shot] didn’t. But you have to know that Amanda actually … on the rehearsal for that [scene], I bet her a hundred dollars, that she couldn’t sink it. And she did it in the rehearsal. And I rolled camera, and I bet her another hundred bucks that she couldn’t do it again. And she sank it again.  Martin Wood, Upgrades audio commentary

runespoor7  asked:

Is it a spoiler to ask what was Phichit's reaction to Yuuri's weeklong love-nest, I mean, staying at Viktor's? At that point in time, I mean, obvs not including whatever his reaction will be to Yuuri spending hundreds of bucks and two days on a plane to Europeans and back just to see Viktor skate.

Since Phichit is appearing next chapter I can’t really say much about it, but this will all come up then!

Link is the Fresh Hero of Hyrule.

First comic I drew with my new laptop! :D Yay! I’m still a couple of hundred bucks from making back the money I spent on my laptop, though.

I hope the quality of this comic came out ok. The resolution on this new laptop is pretty damn high, so I keep seeing moire no matter how small I shrunk the image.

My art style is pretty generic anime but I hope the line art is nice enough to make it look somewhat unique.

Sharon Tate’s work in Dolls is its most intelligent, and searching, acting. Her woodenness in the early sections of the film is quite transparently a presentation of Jennifer’s forcing herself to please the men who constantly drool all over her décolletage. Look at the way she stands there and takes it at a costume fitting when some wise guy cracks, “Six hundred bucks for a headdress and not a soul will see it.” Her last scene in the film, in which she comes to terrible final terms with the reality that a woman’s physical appearance is her currency, is a beautiful, unaffected bit of physical acting, unfortunately marred by the laying in of flashbacks in dissolves. In scenes such as this one, and in the stray line of dialogue here and there—as when Neely observes, “When a man says he won’t do a lousy scene, that’s called integrity. When a woman says it, she’s temperamental”—Dolls shows an unselfconscious inkling of feminist consciousness that’s genuinely bracing.

Valley of the Dolls: This Merry-Go-Round