My Humphrey friend, Moon River and me (Moon River - Breakfast at Tiffany’s) / Gentlemen prefer doe-eyed brunettes (Diamonds are a girl’s best friend - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes) / That dreck puts the “ick” in esoteric (Wind up doll - Scorpio Rising) / Even you couldn’t kill that much comedy (Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday theme) / I’m in Brooklyn, talking about it to Dan Humphrey (Somewhere over the rainbow - The Philadelphia Story) / You do often seem cursed (Rosemary’s Baby main theme) / You’re really good at choreographing reasons for us to kiss (Try a little tenderness - Pretty in Pink) / You’re the star of Dan’s book (I could write a book - When Harry Met Sally) / I already copied your queue (Let me love you - The Landlord) / Everytime I see you, you happen to me all over again (Madame Olenska - The Age of Innocence) / She wipes when she watches Nights of Cabiria (L'illusionista - Nights of Cabiria) / Do you really wanna spend the whole summer with me, in Rome? (Goodbye scene - Roman Holiday)
Dan Humphrey: As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property i am disgusted at how much you have copied me! do you not have any respect for originality? you’re a laughing stock. it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. i personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious.