My mind was wondering and I imagined having this conversation with my wife:
Wife: Do you have any celebrity crushes?
Me: Well, there are many very attractive female celebs, but I’m really not obsessed with any except the One Direction lads. Yeah, I guess I do have a crush on Harry Styles.
Wife: One Direction, of course, but a crush on Harry Styles? What the hell. Is there something you need to tell me about?
Me: No, no, no. I don’t want to kiss him or touch his junk or anything - that’s not my thing. I’d just love to take him out to lunch now and then and really get to know him. I mean, I’d love to give him a big, warm hug. Hopefully his hair would be down, so I could smell it and feel it against my cheek……
Wife: You are so weird. Why don’t you obsess over pro athletes like most guys.