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  • beyonders: a man is brutally stabbed by a thing made of tooth enamel
  • fablehaven: a woman nearly melts to death from acid
  • fablehaven: a dragon eats an evil teenager whole
  • beyonders: begins a series with a torture scene
  • beyonders: people literally go on a suicide mission to stop the villain
  • fablehaven: an immortal guy keeps trying to commit suicide
  • fablehaven: woman explodes
  • fablehaven: kid fights a fear zombie
  • fablehaven: briefly mentions periods
  • five kingdoms: the main characters are sold into slavery
  • fablehaven: buffalo is ripped apart by a giant
  • fablehaven: goblin disguises itself as a baby in order to get into a kids bedroom