humor-deadpool

Chapters: 11/?
Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, lots of other marvel characters, May Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Thor, Bruce Banner, Blind Al, Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
Additional Tags: Slow Build, Friends to Lovers, college!age peter, slightly!older wade, References galore, wade is hired to kill the guy who’s trying to kill peter, Peter is not impressed, but has to keep his cover, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Spideypool, Canon-Typical Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Self-Esteem Issues, Angst and Humor, Pining
Summary:

Deadpool had half a second to witness the utter shock, quickly followed by the rush of blood to Peter’s usually pale cheeks, creating an adorable blush, before he clapped a hand over his eyes and let out a yell.

“OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!”

Wade glanced down at himself and shrugged, “hey, I’m the one that woke up here, shouldn’t I be asking you that? Perv.“

Like Spideypool? Then you need to read this!!! Hell, you need to read this even if you don’t. By the brilliant cortexikid, it is EPIC :D

Deadpool may seem like it just started, but it’s already halfway through production, according to […]

Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.