humor demi

If singers had a group chat together

Demi: We’re cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I’m so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What’s wrong with being confident?
Justin: I’ll show you
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it’s half past 5

Things Ravenclaws Say #43
  • Ravenclaw: Me and my partner aren't really one gender
  • Ravenclaw: I'm fluid, which is fun but sometimes I'm not sure what I want to be called
  • Ravenclaw: And my partner, well she's a they too.
  • Demi-girl partner: Yeah, but like, I'm sorta a girl
  • Ravenclaw: Anyways, we do experiments together
  • Demi-girl: Yeah, my datemate's pretty smart.