humor arabe

The world is like a cucumber. One day in your hand, and one day in your ass. الدنيا زي الخيارة، يوم في إيدك و يوم فطيزك
—  Egyptian expression; used to the describe the ups and downs of life.
“I flew too close to the sun, then I lost it all to this.”
“The world is like a cucumber; one day in your hand and one day in your ass.”

Smug, greedy well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It’s as simple as that. The CIA doesn’t kill people anymore, they neutralize people, or they depopulate the area. The government doesn’t lie, it engages in disinformation. The pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation in something they call sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists. Contra killers are called freedom fighters. Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part of it to us, do they?  George Carlin, watch vid.