hummelberryofsky

Kurt: “Dave what are you doing?”

Dave: “Sitting here with my cat and covered in yarn.”

Kurt: “That sounds really gay.”

Kurt: “OOOOW. OOOOW WHAT’S UP MY BUTT?”

Dave: “…uhhhm.”

Kurt: “I got turned on by girl abs last week.”

Dave: “Someones pent up.”

Dave: -whispers- “Pirates.”

Kurt: “What? What did you just whisper at me?”

Dave: “I said PIRATES.”

Kurt: “Oh. I thought… -whispers- Pilates~”