humans of hamilton

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I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory,
Is this where it gets me? In space, 60000 feet above the Earth…

Modern AU featuring TJeffs as local human disaster, Jmads as #givemeabreak2k17 and A.Ham as your obedient gremlin

[Someone actually did this]

How I first imagined the opening of "Say No to This"
  • Aaron Burr: There's nothing like summer in the city.
  • Aaron Burr: Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty~
  • Aaron Burr: *straightens his cravat*
  • Aaron Burr: *leans seductively against a lamp post*
  • Aaron Burr: *bats eyelashes*
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My life changed over thanksgiving weekend, and I am talking to you right now from my terrace where I am watching our new puppy. (x)

This (Lin’s last) sad sad conversation was filmed the week Tobillo decided to adopt Lin and Vanessa! This is absolutely adorable, I love seeing Lin with Tobi and talking about Vanessa *heart eyes*. (I know I’m trash. Shh!!!)

Bonus: My favorite comment for this vid!

Reasons Hercules Mulligan was Badass

- He knocked over a statue of King George III with the Sons of Liberty
- His family practically fostered Hamilton for a few years before the revolution
- He had changed Hamilton’s opinion of the war (Hamilton sided with the British before the war) 
- He saved Washington’s Life twice
1) When a British troop came to his shop to fix his uniform and slipped out ‘We’re gonna get that rebel General tonight’ and he warned Washington
2)  In a raid with the Sons of Liberty (ft. Hamilton and Cato), they discovered a spy that was sent to kill Washington and Herc demolished him
- His slave ‘Cato fought beside Herc until the war was over when Hercules was rumored to have released him
- HE HAD BREAKFAST WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON WHEN THE BRITISH FLEED NEW YORK
- one of the founding 19 members of  New York Manumission Society alongside Burr, Hamilton, John Jay and Adams where they established and funded for the African Free School
- Buried in the badass grave site: Sanders tomb Trinity Church (where he met his wife)
- NAMED ONE OF HIS SONS AFTER JOHN LAURENS/JAY/ADAMS
- Never Cheated never beated, happy wife happy life 

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We had a spy on the inside. That’s right.
HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!

Okieriete Onaodowan in rehearsals and in the Tony performance! He’s so freaking incredible!!!

I decided to go through the Sally Hemings tag on ao3. I did it to find out if there was even more that was disrespectful to Sally and what I found what appalling and disgusting:

Do you forgot John Jay owned slaves?

Angelica Church owned slaves.

Thomas Jefferson raped Sally and you all think it is a fun little plot to make their relationship romantic in your garbage Hamilton fics. 

Haha, you didn’t remember James Madison owned slaves?

Hercules Mulligan owned slaves and this is disgusting, this was the “ship” I saw the most in the tags. 

Are you kidding me? 

Yeah, okay, you can choke and die. 

Really, shipping Sally with one of the biggest slave owning families in America at the time?

Of course, and you added her sister just so make Sally a throwaway object in your badly written and stupid fics. 

I found myself rubbing my eyes in disbelief. 

Hm. 

Filthy human being you are. 

This one brought tears to my eyes, how dare you bring her children into this, how dare you, you are a disgusting human being. You are a horrible human being. 

I hope you all choke, how dare you defile her memory in such a way. As I spoke about before but do not need to repeat, putting Sally Hemings into your fics is disrespectful and disgusting. How dare you take Sally and defile her memory in such a way. How, dare, you. 

Weird stuff I’ve heard in school

“Where’s Richard? I NEED TO FUCK RICHARD”

“I’d suck some old man’s dick for Hamilton tickets”

“THIS IS A JUSTIN BIEBER FREE ZONE YOU HEATHENS”

“If two bisexual people date each other, is it considered gay?”

“This school is next to a church but you sinful creatures still exist”

“You are my least disliked teacher here”

“He told me his dick big. It’s obviously a lie because he’s a huge pussy”

“Math may be useless to you right now, but in the future it will help you look like a genius in front of a dumbass”

“I once saw two guys humping each other in the school pool”

“One time I cried because I couldn’t remember the word lettuce”

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Dear Regina, what to say to you?
I’m dedicating every day to you
Domestic life was never quite my style
When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart.

You outshine the morning sun
Pride is not the word I’m looking for
There is so much more inside me now
I’ll be around for you
I’ll do whatever it takes
I’ll make a million mistakes
I’ll make the world safe and sound for you

I love see them as an happy family ;w; ❤