humanity as plague


im so bad at thiiisss it is a curse

H..,,,human overlord design belongs to dero,,,,

  • <p> <b>Kevin:</b> *to Veronica* If Satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on earth, and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Cheryl Blossom would fuck him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died.<p/><b>Veronica:</b> *scoffs * Yeah, right.<p/><b>Veronica:</b> *turns to the rest of the gang*<p/><b>Betty, Jughead, & Archie:</b> *nod furiously*<p/></p>

Reverse Attack on Titan! Humanity has been plagued / rather annoyed by tiny humanoids flying around with swords. You’re about to have your first encounter with them



Cave of the Crystals or Giant Crystal Cave (Spanish: Cueva de los Cristales) is a cave connected to the Naica Mine 300 metres (980 ft) below the surface of Naica in , Chihuahua, Mexico.  Now completely submerged water flooding them never to be seen again.  Naica lies on an ancient fault above an underground magma chamber below the cave it was so damn hot in there they had to design special protective suits resembling a hazmat or NASA suit. Giant Crystal Cave was discovered in 2000 by miners excavating a new tunnel for the Industrias Peñoles mining company located in Naica, Mexico,  while drilling through the Naica fault, which they were concerned would flood the mine. The mining complex in Naica contains substantial deposits of silver, zinc and lead. They could not be more right that’s exactly what happened and boy did it flood it flooded so much scientist say it’s gone forever! 

I find it to be a lesson from an ancient type of curse modern humans are plagued with. That being we shouldn’t poke around in undiscovered places like this cause all people want to do is somehow expose it and broadcast  just to cash in on it and make MONEY. Then there’s the truly pathetic people who are on ebay having crystals from some cheap made in China place yet claiming they are from here!

 These caves might have had healing powers or something but  because of technology it will just get ravaged and probed and prodded like they did here this is a perfect example the cave has been here for God knows how long yet a few years after people find it … It somehow just committed suicide and said fuck you guys we were just fine and here you come with all this bullshit equipment and people building quarters for the researchers right in and on this spot atop the cave

Neo-Assyrian Carnelian Apotropaic Pazuzu Amulet, 8th-7th Century BC

In Assyrian and Babylonian mythology, Pazuzu was the king of the demons of the wind, brother of Humbaba and son of the god Hanbi. He also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms and drought. Pazuzu was invoked in apotropaic amulets, which combat the powers of his rival, the malicious goddess/demon Lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. Although Pazuzu is, himself, considered to be an evil spirit, he drives and frightens away other evil spirits, therefore protecting humans against plagues and misfortunes.

Pazuzu is often depicted as a combination of diverse animal and human parts. He has the body of a man, the head of a lion or dog, talons of an eagle, two pairs of wings, a scorpion’s tail, and a serpentine penis.

The Mind-Brain Problem as Represented by Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

So this was my project, the intro basically explains the context so I’ll leave you guys to it. Unfortunately, tumblr wouldn’t let me upload my figures to go along with it, but they were just screenshots to help someone who doesn’t know the show understand my descriptions better! Speaking of which, some of my explanations for the story/characters are very basic since the original audience was a professor who knows nothing about it, so please keep that in mind! Feel free to ask me any questions. Hope you guys enjoy it!

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What if in the Undertale universe the concept of sleeping with a stuffed animal originated from back when monsters and humans co-existed and when human children got sick, monster healers would be invited to the home and be able to take care of the child through the night without the risk of getting infected because monsters don’t get sick because their magic bodies?

Like imagine a human child with a fever cuddling up to their monster friend for warmth.

Even adult humans suffering from plague and disease would have only found willing help from monsters…

Shall I tell you what sociology teaches us about the human race? I’ll give it to you in a nutshell. Show me a man or woman alone and I’ll show you a saint. Give me two and they’ll fall in love. Give me three and they’ll invent the charming thing we call “society”. Give me four and they’ll build a pyramid. Give me five and they’ll make one an outcast. Give me six and they’ll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they’ll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.
—  Glen Bateman in The Stand by Stephen King