I saw JessicaNJpa get asked this question and I'd like to hear your thoughts: do you think the cullens have any running jokes or little familial nuances they bring up that happened like fifty years ago?
I think there are countless running jokes. Although, the joke headcanons I have are more from recent events than from what happened fifty years ago.
Emmett is going to tease Edward (with Bella within earshot) about “dating an older woman” for the rest of their existence. He will also give Bella a cake with “Happy 19th Birthday” each year because of how insistent she was about still being technically 18 in BD.
If Edward ever encounters another blood-singer, there will be countless jokes about how he found another soulmate, and whether he plans on inviting them over for dinner too. Plus, someone may accidentally bring up that whole MS conversation where Rosalie and Jasper wanted to kill Bella. Awkward.
There has to be a running tally of whether Edward or Rosalie is more extraTM. Edward is now winning with his phone crushing and sparkling Italian adventures.
After Emmett and Jasper watched “Dexter,” they started calling Edward “Dex” because of his “rebellion.”
Anytime something goes moderately wrong, everyone (mostly Emmett and Jasper) blames Bella, claiming her danger magnetic quality was strengthened in immortality.
With alternative medicine becoming more popular, Emmett tells Carlisle that he should start offering vampirism as a “natural” treatment option. Carlisle is not amused.
Plus, Emmett probably designed a few a bunch of those custom Cards Against Humanity Cards, and gets really excited when the opportunity to use them presents itself.
Examples Under the Cut (to avoid making this post too long):
“I, uh… I can carry bags too. Bring me bag- I mean back - and I’ll uh… give bags to the rich. Too long have the wealthy been over-taxed for their bags. Let’s give back to them in the form of tote, hand, and messengers.”
Another week another sketch with extra sparkles LIGHTNING
Though I have bad news Kiddos: my cscanner is on the Fritz and until I figure something else out there won’t be any more Final Fanfic crossovers (or Em+Kim Webcomic pages) D:
I drew Emily as Edward Elric from FMA last Friday, so it’s all done, and Saturday I was upgrading my desktop computer to a better OS and when I tried to reupload the scanner drivers it wouldn’t take… so I had to brute force the drivers manually uninstalling them in safemode and forcing a reinstall in the device manager and finally, when the poxy drivers took control and I could finally open the scanner GUI the scanning arm wouldn’t produce light so all my scans turn up black. Save for taking a photo of the inks (which seriously kills the quality) I dynno what else to do with this scanner. I don’t have a backup scanner either. *sigh*