human paraquat

THE BIG LEBOWSKI sentence starters

❛     i had a rough night and i hate the fucking eagles, man    ❜   

❛     shut the fuck up, _____     ❜  

❛     _____, you’re out of your element     ❜  

❛     yeah well, that’s just like.. you’re opinion, man     ❜  

❛     am i the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!     ❜   

❛     you’re entering a world of pain     ❜  

❛     hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here     ❜  

❛     no you’re not wrong _____, you’re just an asshole     ❜  

❛     yeah man, it really tied the room together     ❜   

❛     this aggression will not stand, man     ❜  

❛     has the whole world gone crazy?!     ❜  

❛     you want a toe? i can get you a toe, believe me.     ❜  

❛     hell, i can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.. with nail polish      ❜  

❛     calmer than you are..     ❜  

❛     goodnight, sweet prince     ❜  

❛     at least i’m housebroken     ❜  

❛     we want the money, _____     ❜  

❛     my only hope is that _____  kills me before _____  can cut my dick off      ❜ 

❛     you human paraquat!     ❜  

❛     sooner or later you’re going to have to face the fact that you’re a moron    ❜ 

❛     i don’t need your sympathy, i need my johnson     ❜    

❛     what do you need that for, _____?     ❜  

❛     i am the walrus     ❜  

❛     we fucked it up!     ❜  

❛     you got that right, no-one fucks with the jesus     ❜  

❛     this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass     ❜  

❛     we dropped off the money     ❜  

❛     she kidnapped herself     ❜  

❛     fuck it, _____.. let’s go bowling    ❜  

❛     mark it as zero     ❜  

❛     they’re gonna kill that poor woman, man!     ❜  

❛     obviously you’re not a golfer     ❜  

❛     i’m sorry, i wasn’t listening     ❜  

❛     _____ just wanted his rug back..     ❜  

❛     i’m _____, so that’s what you call me     ❜