human pals

things sherlock holmes has canonically done:

  • scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers
  • put on a hat that was too big for him 
  • giggled
  • cried because lestrade was nice to him
  • got all sappy and romantic by smelling a rose
  • let a puppy lead him on adventures
  • “impish mood”
  • lit his pipe with an ember from the fireplace because he thought it looked cool

feel free to add to this

“I have no desire to go and conquer other people. I’m quite happy to just try and sort out who I am first. [My] idea of how to have fun with a dragon would be to have a big enough place where you could just keep your dragon pal in the garden. And then I could tell your human pals, ‘Hey, do you want to come see my dragon?’ That’s what I’d do. Frisk around with it in the garden for a while.”

you know what’s really interesting to see in a sci-fi setting? Pop culture. What is the alien equivalent of Spongebob, something anyone can reference and everyone else will get the joke. What icons are there, real or fictional? Is there an alien equivalent of Harry Potter? do aliens have the equivalent of Comic-cons and/or anime cons?

Also humans and aliens sharing culture stuff. Humans and aliens celebrating their native holidays together so they feel less homesick. Aliens and humans showing their pals famous movies from their home planet.


“Yeah I got a few humans I hang around, Noah Duchamp and Will Pérez work for me. Noah’s sister, Cage is around occasionally but I usually hangout more with her fiance Anne. And uh Shay just came and decided we where her friends, which is whatever I guess.”

“Got to be honest- not sure what you mean by the second question? But I guess but I guess I’m the ‘designated driver’ when we go out since I don’t drink… and they love to drink.”

ID #10852

Name: Angel
Age: 19
Country: USA

Alright so, honestly can’t believe I’m doing this. It’s a huge step in my life, yeah something so simple like this haha. I lost all my friends in 9th grade of high school. It’s been about ¾ years since I’ve had a real friend. So I guess I’m looking for a “Forever friend” :)

A little about me, I’m an introvert but with the right person by my side I’m legit down for anything and everything. I have the craziest ideas, and I’ll always have your back.

I love reading, my current goal is reading a book a day for a whole year. So far so great!

I like to write as well, I swear I’m not as basic as I sound lol

In my secret free time, I prefer to venture out in the world. Whether that be to explore abandoned buildings or go find a new ice cream place to visit.

But for real, venturing to all these buildings is great and all. It just gets a bit lonely without someone to share the experiences with you know?

I support LGBT, POC, human rights! And ofcourse I’m all for saving animals.

So if this seems somewhat similar to your interests or your actually interested then I’d love to talk :)

And if your in Illinois, that’s a huge plus!

Preferences: Someone into people being who they are, doesn’t judge. And loves animals, or adventure , preferably someone within the Chicago area. Thanks X

anonymous asked:

I wanna start watching ancient magnum bride but what te heck is it about??????

The OVAs we have so far (two parts out of four three) are a companion story to the manga and don’t really follow the main plot (there may be a full anime series coming this fall though?? Unsure). 

The manga is about Chise, a gal with some special abilities bought by this fella Elias, a non-human magus/mage, who intends to teach Chise magic, keep her alive (people with her abilities tend to burn out and die young!), and eventually make her his bride.

This mighty be throwing up all kinds of Wow Unhealthy red flags for you. But the writing is handled fantastically and this odd situation that could have easily turned into one of your standard Weird Gross Anime IPs is instead something super cool and awesome. First off, Elias not being human and not understanding how humans work is a HUGE part of his character and development. Secondly, all Elias’ human pals are immediately like Elias What The Fuck You Can’t Buy People Because We Said You Need An Apprentice Chise Here Is My Number If You Need Help Don’t Hesitate To Call. And thirdly, Chise seems cool with all of this and agrees to teach Elias How To Human better while he teaches her magic and the whole bride thing is like almost never mentioned again.

Over time, the manga delves into things like “Why the fuck does Chise seem cool with this?”, “Chise why are you doing that stop?”, “Both of y’all have an unhealthy attachment to each other please get out of the house sometimes”, “Elias why are you acting like a pouting baby?”, “Elias, no you can’t control everything all the time.”, “By the way, what the fuck are you?” Also this one dude is trying to fuck everything up and there’s all these other ppl who want Chise for shit.

In short (lil too late for short lol), its about two emotionally stunted, lost, and confused people living on the outskirts of their respective societies, slowly realizing things about themselves and working past their flaws and figuring themselves out. And as they grow as people, they grow together as closer companions. Though framed as a romance, that’s really not the focus of it. The focus is more about them becoming healthy and good people. The growth feels natural and appropriate, and I love that. 

Also LOTS OF COOL MYTHOLOGY SHIT HELL YEAH. YAMAZAKI KORE DID HER DAMNED RESEARCH OK. If NONE of what i just said grabs you then you could read for the mythological shit alone. It’s great. 
I think that’s it. Other fans feel free to add to this,,,

You can read it here (which has a nice description itself)
And the OVA bits are on crunchyroll

Hope you check it out! 

sooooo i got to chatting with @whatisthisnonsense yesterday about the lifespan of toons (or rather, trying not to think about it lol) and how they will probably outlive their human pals, (after seeing some new art by @doodledrawsthings​, because she’s good at that sweet ol’fashioned angst, even if it’s just implied) and how that’s a huge bummer 

but i remember one of my VERY FIRST thoughts upon seeing bendy’s design was “wow he’s gonna have terrible crow’s feet when he’s old”, like, just jokingly. and that thought really charmed me. and so… i was like… “well why not?”

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ID #43164

Name: Sean
Age: 22
Country: USA

Hello! I’m a college student in Chicago, nearly graduated and going into a human resources to help make the workplace better. I speak only English, but I am trying to learn Italian, sadly I’m not taking any classes and likely won’t until I’ve graduated and can take some community college classes.

Preferences: ages: 17-25

Hello frindes, it me, Doctor Elly: Cat Docutor. Welcmom to my ofic, ples make yuself comfortbbable. 

Wow. It am discurouging time to be humn bein, huh?? Im sory human pal. Very scarey. Very strseful. Boy Im do Not Envy Yu!! Luckly I have brain sligtly slmaller than Shot Glass n don known anything or have any concpt of futur which is ver Nice. But like yu, I oftn find myself in situatin i don’t chuse, and, do not want neither. feel helpless 2 get out of situuantion. For expample, I am dont like Hugs. 

This not exact parallol to yu situatin watching apparnt rise of global fascism. But not NOT like! 

Here is what I think yu must rember. Many of yu, human bing, arm not used to constant low-level despair of feelin like yu liv in hostile worl, hostil society. but Many of yu brothers & sisters have been fleing this way longnn long lnngong and bad time. did not start in novemnmbr. will not go away if dondald Tormp not president. 

And those ppl are & have been fight. They use claws and teth and loud yelling to say LET ME OUT THIS HUG!!!!! even when it seem like nobdodyy listening.

They are not pretend it okay. They r not pretend not to be tired. they accpept this anger, sad, tired, and use for energy when they can. and when they cannt – in between claws and teth and yelling time – they also just liv. do dishes, make art, lauf at Nitflax show, eat a cheez treat. hug…….i gues. if yu like that kind of thing.

yu can fight best as person you ar. cannot fight as person pretend 2 be unscared all time, or as person who doesnt need break, or person who not tired. 

fact that yu can say “I am Tired now,” “I am hopeless now:” this is STRENGTH. does not feel like it, but is. let these things, sensntatins of hoplesns, have yu for a litle whyle. give them the time they want, & they will lose power to take ALL yu time.

also i give yu assignment if yu fel able, not if yu don’t. Assignment im suggest is go out tomorrow and engage with physiclal world. dont care how. bird watchin? dance clas? go to dog park or craft store? dont care. but take in information not thru Twit and Tumbll. Take in info not verblaly. Take in world with yu blurry eyes and ears & pointless nose & long creepy paws. And when yu get scare, remember me elly am alwyas here siting next to yu very warm and soft.

tiny purr. tiny tiny purr.


The Gulabi Gang is an extraordinary women’s movement formed in 2006 by Sampat Pal Devi in the Banda District of Uttar Pradesh in Northern India. This region is one of the poorest districts in the country and is marked by a deeply patriarchal culture, rigid caste divisions, female illiteracy, domestic violence, child labour, child marraiges and dowry demands. The women’s group is popularly known as Gulabi or ‘Pink’ Gang because the members wear bright pink saris and wield bamboo sticks. Sampat says, “We are not a gang in the usual sense of the term, we are a gang for justice.”

The Gulabi Gang was initially intended to punish oppressive husbands, fathers and brothers, and combat domestic violence and desertion. The members of the gang would accost male offenders and prevail upon them to see reason. The more serious offenders were publicly shamed when they refused to listen or relent. Sometimes the women resorted to their lathis, if the men resorted to use of force.

Today, the Gulabi Gang has tens of thousands of women members, several male supporters and many successful interventions to their credit. Whether it is ensuring proper public distibution of food-grains to people below the poverty line, or disbursement of pension to elderly widows who have no birth certificate to prove their age, or preventing abuse of women and children, the Pink sisterhood is in the forefront, bringing about system changes by adopting the simplest of methods - direct action and confrontation.

Although the group’s interventions are mostly on behalf of women, they are increasingly called upon by men to challenge not only male authority over women, but all human rights abuses inflicted on the weak.



Hello y'all u/

Well, this must be my thousandth submission here but still my brain panics whenever I have to give people a first impression of me haha, so I’ll just introduce myself in a normal way this time and hope you won’t find me a weirdo (ow well, at least not a bad kind of weirdo). 

I am Matheus (you can go with Matt in case Matheus is too difficult to pronounce), a 17 year old, 5ft.6in. tall, male ape descendant who knows  what I’m doing with my life as much as a tea-leaf knows the history of the East India Company. And well, I live in a mostly harmless country called Brazil, down here in South America.  

One fun fact about me is that I hate starting paragraphs with a word I already used to start a paragraph before, so I had to add this unnecessary sentence just to satisfy my weird self, yay. Right so, I have an infinite amount of interests - from stupid memes to financial economics-, so just start talking about anything you want with me and I promise I’ll hold a conversation 🙃 Some stuff I really reaaally like though are: 

  • Cinema. I LOVE HORROR & DRAMA, but will watch anything, really. I also have a passion for movie post-production & dream of producing my own movie one day *cough* any movie producer companies over here? *cough*
  •  Music. I mostly listen to alternative bands such as Radiohead (Faust Arp is my alarm 😆), Keane, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, Arctic Monkeys, The Who, The Strokes, etc. & also I play the drums since I was 12 hehe
  • Writing. Not necessarily creative writing, just creating text out of anything. So hey, if you want someone to do your homework you can contact me too (neh jk, stop procrastinating on tumblr and go do your own homework ~ JKJK AGAIN, PROCRASTINATE JUST FOR A LITTLE LONGER AND GO EMAIL ME).
  • Reading. My favorite books are classic ones, specially Russian literature. But I read normal stuff too, like Percy Jackson, The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, The Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter and such haha

Perfect pen pal: human being (actually not necessarily… aliens you can hmu too). I’m opened to snail mail (never did it but sounds REALLY awesome) or just exchanging long emails (my emails are INSANELY long, almost a novel, so don’t get scared), it’s all up to you, fellow :) 

Contact me via electronic mail:


Have a nice life, keep safe & don’t drink and drive (you can drink and email me though, that would be fun).


P.S.: Couldn’t find a good picture, so I’ll just upload a random one from my instagram.

anonymous asked:

Okay so you know how you have those friends that can speak another language and you ask them to teach you 'hello', and they teach you a swear instead? Which mtmte bots would do that to their poor human pal who just wants to learn cybertronian?

Who teaches you curse words and tells you it’s something else: Whirl, Rodimus, Swerve, Brainstorm, Rewind

Who teaches you curse words and tells you they’re curse words: Ratchet (you more-so just pick them up) Trailcutter, Tailgate, Chromedome, Riptide 

Who just straight up teaches you Cybertronian: Megatron, Drift, Ravage, Cyclonus, Perceptor, Rung, Nautica, Ultra Magnus

anonymous asked:

I wanna draw your human!tamatoa but I can't draw his head! why is so hard?!

why I feel everybody have always problem with his head the most??? you are actually not teh first person in telling me, I wonder why tho

but hey, you are trying to draw my crab boy so, I gonna help you on it pal!