human insides

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idk if u know what this is but is there little space fics that you know of? sexual or nonsexual, doesn't matter.

HI! [sorry for the delay!] ; 

zero gravity, bright lights (and you) - sunsmiles (( 1/1 | T | 8,682 ))  Taehyung is a star trapped inside a human body - alive and burning and beautiful.

near-death experiences are a good way to strengthen relationships - r0bots (( 1/1 | G | 1,305 )) i asked for prompts on twitter and someone asked me to write a “taekook au in which they’re space boys kicking intergalactic butts” and i got a little carried away oops

An Interstellar Anomaly  - PaprikaFetus  (( 13/13 | E | 44,046 ))  They are two heirs that belong to opposite sides of the universe. 

[smut, major character death!!]

Celestial Bodies  - kkumkkatcher (( 31/31 | M | 47,644 ))  Be my sun,
and I’ll be your moon,
and together, we can watch the stars.

Clair de Lune - kstorms (( 1/1 | G | 17,796 ))  If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell him about you.
— Shahrazad al-Khalij

Jeongguk is seven years old when he first starts talking to the moon.

Our Lonely Lunar Views - porridgemilk (( 1/1 | T | 10,991 ))  A story about two boys who love the stars more than they love themselves.

[not really space but its a planetarium??]

Give Me Your Hands (I Will Pick The Stars For You) - mindheist  (( 1/1 | M | 15,519 ))   I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase you until the end of time.

admin nj - enjoy!

PROJECT AU : BEAUTIFUL PRESENT

The world is beautiful in every angles. 

Diving in the bright light of enlighten technology, the conflict adapts its influence in each inhabitants of this universe. No matter what you’re. You’re all soldiers fighting in this war. It’s only, some people, or robot, or cyborg, have better skill at fighting than you

The Resistance under the flag and voice of humanity, they’re seeking to bring down the system which erases their right to be human and reform them inside the shell of machine.

The Ionia Imperial, striving to learning and adapt to every possibilities occurring. They’re here to manage the proud light of technology so it could be burning even brighter. 

But we’re not the only one standing on the peak of progress. We share this present with other lights and beliefs, seeking to shed their influence on us. To them, they’re enlightening us. To us, they’re erasing our existence.

The conflict, in a much larger scale.

Black and white, good and evil, they’re all just a color in the big picture. One day, many of the original colors may collide, blend to each other to create another form of existence. 

So enormous the concept is. So terrifying, when the present offers us a peak into its infinite of possibilities. 

Brain breaking beautiful

This liveliness and unstoppable motions all flow in our veins, in the optic of our sight and in our enhanced brain and limbs. Your essence is vibrating in fear, in excitement, in the drowsy moment of realization.

I adore the present. I adore the diversity of color. 

That’s why in most parts, I dislike the concept of having one and only dominant light. 

Lively present. Let it be. Temporary and uncertain. 

so while I will begrudgingly admit that I enjoyed Cars 3, I also kept getting taken out of it because of how many fucking questions the Cars universe raises

there’s this character that’s a school bus.. like… a normal human school bus… Not a school bus designed to transport other cars, like Mack or the helicopter from the first movie, but like… designed to carry humans inside of her?? she even references the school district she’s from?? if she was from a car school wouldn’t she be designed to carry cars not people?? is the Cars universe a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where sentient cars wiped out the humans or what??

there’s one part where Lightning McQueen fixes something by taping it back together offscreen and I’m like?? how?? you don’t have hands???

Cruz comments that something is high quality and made out of real metal but isn’t that sort of like something being made out of human skin or bones or something

a lot of the movie is about how Lightning feels inferior to the newer younger cars, but… where are they coming from?? do the cars procreate? do they just… build new cars? who is building these new cars?? and if they’re being built why can’t Lightning just get some newer parts to help him compete??

there are child cars, so… how do they get older? are their parents replacing their parts every year? are they somehow growing organically?? does it have to do with whatever horrific event wiped out humanity?

there’s a part where lightning gets all four of his wheels removed and isn’t that sort of gruesome?? aren’t those like, his legs? and wait so every time he gets a pitstop he’s getting his legs ripped off and replaced with new ones?????

why the fuck do touchscreens exist in the Cars universe THEY DON’T HAVE HANDS

why do the cars have tongues and teeth if they run on gas

all the girl cars have car eyeliner ~so you can tell that they’re girls~ but how the hell do they apply it WITH NO HANDS

if there are car billionaires, then there is car money. who is on the car money? are there car presidents? is one of them Gerald Ford? where do cars keep their car money? in their trunks? do they have car wallets? but if they keep their wallets in their trunks isn’t that like keeping your wallet in your buttcrack all the time?

Sally implies that Lightning McQueen is smelly after being a shut-in for months… so… the cars can sweat? they have sweat glands? is there car deodorant or do they just go to car washes? where would they put the car deodorant? are their wheel wells their armpits? how do they put on car deodorant WITHOUT HANDS

there’s a scene where a forklift plays a guitar and I just

WARNING: SERIOUS OVERLOAD OF FEELING OVER A BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY AHEAD!

Today is the birthday of a young man so amazing, so fantastic, the world stops when his name is mentioned (or at least my world)

Today is the birthday of the one and only Min Yoongi also known as Suga or Agust D.

The first time I discovered Suga was a year and a half ago. Indeed, I had just signed up to kpop amino and someone added me to a ‘Suga appreciation chat’. And since i then wanted to fit in I was like ‘yea of course i know him’ while quickly searching for him. And before i Knew it I was trapped. 

Min Yoongi is passionate

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Sexy

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So…. dangerous

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He is so talented. He can rap, dance, compose and write lyrics… and I’m sure there’s so much more that he can do that we don’t know about

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Environmental Hazards

(same group as this post)

In a Dragon Age campaign based during the first blight, we had been in a very large city for quite a while. The Blight caught up with us, and the dark spawn began to assault the city. We met the force head on in the outer sector of the city, only to come face to face with a horde of Hurlocks and the Archdemon itself.

Me, the Qunari Barbarian: (surveying the map our DM had drawn out) Ok, we cant win this - but if we run now we’ll die anyways. We need a diversion. How about this cow? 

Our DM had drawn a small enclosure with a cow inside it.

Human Barbarian: What if you throw the cow.

Me: I attempt to pick up the cow and throw it at the Archdemon.

Me: (Rolls nat 20)

DM: … You somehow lift the cow above your head, and throw it directly at the Archdemon… 80ft away from you.

Necromancer: I CAST SUPERIOR WALKING BOMB ON THE COW.

Everyone pauses to stare at our mage. After a quick check, the spell has a 120ft range. The spell succeeds.

Our DM begins to roll a saving throw for the Archdemon.

DM: (Rolls nat 1)

DM: … Roll for damage.

Necromancer: (Rolls crit, max damage)

DM: (Holding face in hands) The cow explodes, and transfers the spell onto the Archdemon and the nearby Hurlocks, who also explode. The explosions continue and damage the Archdemon until the entire group you were facing are dead, and the Archdemon is a pile of steaming goo. 

DM: This was the main battle I planned for this session. 

DM: I hate you all.

DM: I am never drawing a cow on the map again. 

I need the 'A' in LGBTQIA because:

• People do not understand what it is.
• My sexuality is seen as a disorder.
• I am not accepted because it “doesn’t exist”
• “Are you broken?”
• I am not a plant, I am a human.
• People outside AND inside of the LGBT+ community see it as “attention seeking”
• 1% of the world’s population (~ 70 million) identify as such
• “You’re just lonely & have never had good sex”
• Corrective Rape is not okay
• Corrective Rape is not okay
• Corrective Rape is Not Okay

If you are going to support the LGBT+ community, do not ignore the ‘A’ in LGBTQIA.

Anthony Russo: “The other relationship that’s still exciting to us is, again, Cap and Bucky. The wonderful thing about [‘Infinity War’], which started in 'Winter Soldier,’ is that Cap had a belief in him, that there’s still a human being inside the Winter Soldier that he can save and that he can reach, and he’s gone to incredible lengths now, with incredible faith, that that’s waiting for him if he goes there.”

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SOBS THIS PLANET IS WORTH SAVING AFTER ALL 🌮💖

(also i totally laughed at taco ball, just, an entire ball of taco)

Supernatural Preferences: When You're Pregnant

Sam: As soon as you found out, you began plotting how you were going to tell him. Of course he noticed the slightly different things you did, resulting in him pestering you to see what’s wrong. After you told him the news he began prepping for the baby immediately. Regardless of the fact you two had nine months to get everything ready. Guess excitement overtakes people’s senses.

Originally posted by cheerfulsammy


Dean: The minute-no the second you told Dean, he began to treat you as though you were going to explode. Taking junk food from you because “it could hurt the baby”. Not letting you lift anything. Barley even a book or glass of water. Once you started to show more and more he refused to hug you…or even sleep in the same bed with you once you further progressed because “what if I roll over onto you?”, even though he never had before. Luckily for you, once the baby was born he directed all that paranoid attention to the munchkin.

Originally posted by heytheredeann


Castiel: It’s no surprise that he found out before you did. He was in a state of complete shock and awe from the second he heard a second heartbeat lingering inside of you. At first you thought it was cool or adorable how he could check in on you. That was until he was doing it every other hour to make sure nothing was wrong. It only got worse when the little being inside of you grew to be bigger. Any movement you made, or small noise at the feeling of a kick in your ribs, Cas had to give you the full examination. Sooner or later he realized that everything was going to be fine and he could stop worrying so much. That didn’t happen until a week before your due date.

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Crowley: From the moment you told The Boy King about your little gift, he had a certain change in him. Whether he saw this as father redemption or was just filled with happiness, you couldn’t tell. The most overprotective he got during your pregnancy was not letting you leave Hell without him. Which was understandable, so you didn’t really put up a fight. Carrying the King of Hell’s child had its perks. Like food whenever you wanted it, and whatever you wanted. Anything you asked for, demons would scramble about trying to get it as quickly as possible. It was really something funny, watching them trip over their fear of not being fast enough. Of course your new little munchkins first outfit had “The prince/princess of Hell” labeled on it. That one you didn’t really have a say on.

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Lucifer: It all started when he sat straight up in bed and just looked at you with furrowed eyebrows. Just when you thought your life couldn’t change anymore, it did. On so many levels. Honestly it was really weird knowing that all of Heaven and Hell knew you were with child before you even had a clue. The fact that you had Angels hell bent on killing you, but mainly the baby, didn’t really help with the whole pregnancy stress level chart. As if it wasn’t stressful enough having a human growing inside of you. But Luce was by your side 24/7. Always keeping the Angels or anything that meant to harm you far away. Somewhere between all the baby assassins and pregnancy hormones, the two of you still had time to have a somewhat normal upcoming. Anytime a kick or a movement was going to happen he knew. And he’d be right there to witness it.

Originally posted by devoiddean


Gabriel: Never had you thought that Gabe and his trickster tendencies would be something you would appreciate. That was until it came handy to have to help hide you from those who meant to cause your unborn child harm. Most of your pregnancy wasn’t spent fighting some war against those who intended to harm you. It was spent fighting another war over what the babies name would be. First idea Gabriel had was “Little Ass Kicker” because for some god awful reason that made sense. Obviously you weren’t about to call any child of yours that, but he was persistent. “What about Lak?” He would ask while you were just about to drift off to sleep. “Lak? The hell kind of name is-…it stands for Little Ass Kicker doesn’t it?” There was no way around it. He’d go to pretty lengthy extents trying to get you to say yes just once so it’d be official. Like rubbing your back for an hour. Or getting you a shit ton of the food you were craving. Long story short…you gave birth to a Little Ass Kicker…

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Okay, but imagine Autistic Mermaids/Mermen/Merpeople

-Who stim by flapping their tails. 

-Who stim by singing. 

-Who can’t understand merpeople social skills, but know how to talk to humans. 

-Who hide inside of large oysters when they’re overwhelmed because the pressure calms them down.

-Who have special interests in coral or humans or fish or empathy.

-Who hate ships because the noises they make are too loud. 

-Who stim by sending waves and white horses towards the shore. 

-Who cut their hair because the feeling of it in their face is overwhelming. 

-Who stim by clicking shells together. 

-Who talk to little children who come by the docks because they can relate to them better. 

-Who get overwhelmed by singing in front of too many or too few people. 

-Who arrive very early or very late to concerts. 

-Who have a particular sea creature they hang out with almost constantly. 

-Who don’t know how to flirt with merpeople, but charm humans easily. 

-Who like particular types of sea flora in their hair, and abhor the feelings of any other sea flora because it feels terrible. 

That’s all I can think of right now.

Little Things

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A/N: This is my very bad attempt at something cute, but you know… Fluff isn’t my best. Also a bit different from what I’ve done in the past, so feedback would be great. I messed up the months, I’m aware. 

Word count: 3,365

Pickering, Canada
April 2024

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