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what I’ve learned so far playing FFXV:

Noctis: demisexual introvert, prefers animals to people, babytalks a stray cat he goes out of his way to feed but turns into Sullen Emo Child when forced to interact with adult humans. lowkey aware that Dino is hitting on him but has a -103 buff on flirting and a -50 buff on having his shit together in general. was probably Squall Leonhart in a former life, but has Rinoa’s dog. gay.

Prompto: confused bisexual puppy, why is everyone so pretty he cannot handle??? consistently distracted in battle because Gladio refuses to wear people shirts. will develop a crush on anyone if they stand still long enough. a Tidus/Zidane hybrid minus the tail and daddy issues. smol.

Ignis: highkey a Tired Gay, has no fucks left to give. why are his friends like this. runs on a potent mixture of snark, caffeine and exasperation. daydreams about putting Prompto in a child safety harness. talk shit get hit. doesn’t mind a few dings in his car, but touch his music presets and you’re a dead man. looks like Balthier, acts like Auron.

Gladio: aggressively pansexual but chivalrous as fuck. dedicated InstaGay. secret romance addict. instigator of bad puns, terrible car games and poor decisions made under the influence of alcohol. looks like Auron, acts like Balthier, and probably fucks like the Iron Bull minus the horns.     

Conclusion: this game is ridiculous garbage, and I love it.     

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Dinotopia is a fictional utopia created by author and illustrator James Gurney.  It is the setting for the book series (1992) with which it shares its name. Dinotopia is an isolated island inhabited by shipwrecked humans and sentient dinosaurs who have learned to coexist peacefully as a single symbiotic society. 

Gurney’s assignments for National Geographic magazine required him to work with archaeologists to envision and paint ancient cities that no one alive today has ever seen. This inspired him to imagine his own.

The feral cat that lives in my neighborhood had kittens!

  • Me before Jurassic World: *stoked out of mind* DINOSAURS AND GENETICS AND BLOOD AND CHRIS PRATT
  • Me after Jurassic World: *blinded by the overpowering whiteness of main cast* yo a raptor gave me more feels than the female lead
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Demigod!Seventeen au [5/6]

Demigods, or half-bloods, are a race of beings who are half-mortal, half-god. They possess mortal souls and are vulnerable to old age and death; however, their godly blood endows them with special abilities that allow them to achieve feats not usually possible by humans.

Jun and Dino as the sons of Dionysus and Hebe

Dionysus is the god of the grape harvest, wine making and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in Greek mythology.

Hebe is the Greek goddess of youth. She is the daughter of Zeus and Hera, as well as the former cup bearer of the gods (along with Ganymede), and the wife of Hercules.

Jurassic World AU where all the dinosaurs are humans spliced with dino DNA to give them enhanced strength, senses, and killer instinct to be perfect soldiers for some evil government. Owen Grady rescued four girls bred by this program and raised them as his daughters, teaching them to resist their hyper-aggressive urges. But when the world is threatened the girls, tired of being repressed and eager to explore the limits of their enhanced bodies, jump at the request to go on a dangerous mission, despite their father’s concerns about their safety. The girls, nicknamed The Raptor Squad, become highly successful agents, at least when it comes to missions where casualties aren’t a concern. But the more missions they go on, the more their bloodlust grows. Owen has to double-down on measures to teach the girls restraint when they end up killing a target they were supposed to keep alive for interrogation, but it’s not the targets Owen’s most concerned about. His greatest fear is that the girls will completely succumb to their predatory instincts and never be able to integrate with human society, and may even become so dangerous that he won’t be able to care for them anymore. As much as the girls enjoy violence and carnage, they also love their father and want to be able to live among humans and do normal human things like go to shopping or go to school or visit a theme park without ripping out throats and scaring away any potential new friends they might make. So they do make an effort to learn to meditate and study philosophy, developing a moral code to guide them toward more ethical conduct and away from their beastly instincts. Fortunately, their high intelligence craves knowledge and the more they feed their brains the easier it is for them to think like humans instead of predators.