yo yo same anon! what if he pulls a frisk situation and HE ends up breaking up with HER? maybe hes just not cut out for dating humans.. also if he were to break up with her after a while of bonding and getting to know the monster squad would they still want her around?
AW MAN. DAMMIT PAPYRUS EVEN IN HYPOTHETICAL FIC LAND YOU GOTTA FRIENDZONE ME HOW DARE YOU LMAO
aw geez. it’d probably be like:
“UM. HUMAN. I NEED TO CONFESS SOMETHING.”
“Hm, yeah Papy? What is it?”
“WELL YOU SEE. WE’VE HAD SOME MARVELOUS TIMES TOGETHER. EATING SPAGHETTI. WATCHING METTATON’S SHOW. PAINTING ON MY PEARLY WHITE BONES. AND IT’S BEEN FANTASTIC.”
“AHEM. WELL AS YOU KNOW. I AM A SKELETON OF MANY TALENTS. IT. REALLY WAS INEVITABLE THAT YOU WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH ME UPON MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME.”
“AND I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT FINALLY SOMEBODY RECOGNIZED ME FOR MY PLEASANT PERSONALITY AND BODACIOUS BOD. HOWEVER, I MUST SAY HUMAN…THAT I HAVE BEEN DECEIVING YOU.”
“I DIDN’T WANT IT TO END THIS WAY. I TRIED TO LOVE YOU BACK, I REALLY DID. WE DID EVERYTHING THE DATING MANUAL SAID, AND YOU CAN’T SPELL PERFECT BOYFRIEND WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS FROM MY NAME, SO I THOUGHT WE WERE SET.”
You felt worse and worse the longer he rambled. “Uh-huh…”
“BUT, THE TRUTH IS…I JUST AM NOT INTO YOU LIKE THAT. I KNOW. MY REJECTION HURTS LIKE THE PRESSURE OF A THOUSAND BEE STINGS, BUT DO NOT CRY BECAUSE WE ARE NO MORE.”
Easier said than done, Papyrus.
“YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FOND MEMORY.”
“WHY ARE YOUR EYES LEAKING?”
“N-NO! YOU CANNOT CRY. I DON’T DO WELL WITH SAD TEARS. I AM A SYMPATHY CRIER YOU KNOW THIS.”
Sans finds you like 20 minutes later, both of you sobbing in the kitchen. “nope,” he says as he immediately turns around and walks away like nothing happened.
Papyrus would still want you around as a super cool friend, so no worries about leaving the gang.