human!sandman

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Finally ! I’ve finished it !  I’m so slow, and I hadn’t many time so that take me a while to do it ! So that a set based on “if the guardians had a job in the real world”.

  • Tooth : Secretary in a dentist surgery
  • Jack : Snowboarder
  • Bunnymund : Military man
  • Sandy: Mailman
  • North : Lumberjack
  • Pitch : Photographer

Hope you like it ! (◕‿◕✿)

Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spend my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. ‘The devil made me do it.’ I have never made one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them. And then they die, and they come here (having transgressed against what they believed to be right), and expect us to fulfill their desire for pain and retribution. I don’t make them come here. They talk of me going around and buying souls, like a fishwife come market day, never stopping to ask themselves why. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No. They belong to themselves. They just hate to have to face up to it.
—  Lucifer drops the mic on humanity, Sandman: Season of Mists, by Neil Gaiman