human!robots

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot: you’re not really a living person.you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

bts masterlist.

► The Castle ;

01.

► Hoseok ;

View From 4-B | M | 6k Words | neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when Hoseok has the perfect view.

Ride | M | 1.7k Words | neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when you finally get to fulfill his wish of you riding him.

Going Down? | M | 5.6k Words| neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when you can’t keep your hands off one another in the elevator.

Pulse | M | 5k Words | neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when he wants to try something new.

impression | M | 1.8k Words | neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when you end up making the wrong impression.

Tantalize | M | 2.4k Words | neighbor!au | View From 4-B AU
• when you both play a game to tease one another.

→ Costume | M | 01. 02. | 7.7k Words | hybrid!au
• when you can’t hide your “costume” from Hoseok any longer.

→  The New Mutants #98 | 700 Words
• when Hoseok gives the best hugs.

→  Sleepy Eyes & Sighs | 2.3k Words | bff!au | onlinefriends!au
• when you get an unexpected surprise on your birthday.

→  Careful, Hoseok | 900 Words | bff!au | dragon!au
• when he’s always getting hurt, and you’re always taking care of him.

→  You Are | 900 Words
• when Hoseok is clingy.

Petty Revenge | M | 1.6k Words
• when Hoseok needs to get revenge on Min Yoongi.

Testing Limits | M | 2.3k Words | makeupartist!au |
• when you dare to have what is off limits.

→  Brave Hearts | 5.6k Words | bff!au | love traingle | feat. Yoongi
• when you have to put your feelings aside for your friend.

Timeless | 1.3k Words | reunited!au
• when you run into him after so long.

Firsts | M | 2.k Words
• when it’s your first time together.

→ Nobody Like You | M | 01. 02. 03. | 30.8k Words | complete
• when you know you’re no good for each other, but you still want him.

Tardy | M | 1.1k Words | college!au
• when you’re late to class to give him a reward in the bathroom.

Cloud Nine | M | 1.4k Words | stoner!au
• when being with Hoseok feels like nothing but pure bliss.

Tension | M | 1.5k Words
• when you’re hesitant to go all the way, and Hoseok has a solution.

→ Guarded Hearts | 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. Epilogue. | 63k Words | singlemom!au | dancerteacher!hobi | complete 
• when you’re a single mom and Hoseok is your daughter’s dance teacher.

Daydream | 600 Words 
• when he wants to stay in bed.

Sweet Dreams | 1.1k Words | sugardaddy!au
• when you’ve had too much to drink.

Sugary Sweet | 600 Words 
• when you try to bake him a cake.

City Lights | 1k Words 
• when your friend ditches you at a party.

Gratified | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when teasing turns into a new experience.

Good Boy | M | 5k Words | Kitten’s Got His Tongue drabble| feat. Namjoon | hybrid!au
• when Hoseok doesn’t know what he would do if Namjoon didn’t touch him.

► Jimin ;

Ruin Me | 3.4k Words | werewolf!au
• when Jimin is bound to you from ten years old until the moment you release him.

Heart’s Gone | M | 17.3k Words | bff!au | reunited!au | smalltown!au
• when you can’t stop yourself from running, and Jimin would do anything to keep you.

A Long As… | 1.4k Words | continuation of Heart’s Gone  
• when you discuss your future.

Hopeless | M | 11k Words | “other guy” au
• when you have to keep your love for Jimin a secret.

Red Silk | M | 2.1k Words
• when Jimin tries on your panties.

Messy | M | 1.1k Words
• when Jimin just can’t make it through dinner before having you.

Because He Loves You | 2.3k Words | werewolf!au 
• when you lie to protect him.

Black Magic | 6.3k Words | witch!au | blackmagic!au
• when you cast a spell, and get more than you bargained for.

→ Preheat to 350° | M | 1.9k Words | witch!au | blackmagic!au  
• when things heat up in the kitchen.

Charming | 400 Words | witch!au | blackmagic!au  
• when you spend the night.

Bewitching | 1.6k Words | witch!au | blackmagic!au  
• when you celebrate Halloween together.

Witching Hour | M | 1k Words | witch!au | blackmagic!au 
• when you can’t handle his magic.

Lucky | 1.6k Words | bff!au 
• when he needs some help, and you can’t take a hint.

Vibrations | M | 6.3k Words | sub!jimin
• when you want to play a game with him.

→ Kitten’s Got His Tongue | M | 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. | 70.6k Words | hybrid!au
• when Yoongi orders Jimin and you from a hybrid companion service.

Watch You | M | 2.1k Words
• when you’re a million miles apart, and want to feel closer.

like the apple on the tree | M | 8.2k Words | carthief!au 
• when you want a taste of the forbidden fruit.

► Jungkook ;

Human Error | robot!au
• when you create something that means much more to you than you ever realized.

Scared | robot!au
• when he doesn’t want you to leave him.

Halloween | robot!au
• when you try to get him in the Halloween spirit.

a pipsqueak and a robot | robot!au
• when he tries to cheer you up.

Green | robot!au
• when he’s jealous.

Creation Day | robot!au
• when he has a surprise for you.

Warmth 
• when you take a hayride with Jungkook.

Slower, Baby | M
• when Jungkook instructs you.

Comfy
• when you’re too tired to move.

Olive Juice
• when it’s 3 a.m. and everything’s funny.

Searching
• when you need a reason to hold on.

Nothing Better | M
• when you love waking up next to him.

Medicine | M
• when you give him a taste of his own medicine.

→ Dreamweaver | Coming Soon…
• when he visits you in your dreams.

The First 
• when he loves you the moment he meets you.

Games | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when you’re ignoring him, so he makes you talk.

Divert | M | nsfw image blurb. | sugarmama!au
• when he makes you late for your meeting.

Care for You | M | sugarmama!au
• when you’ve had a long day and he wants to take care of you.

quivering, whimpering |
• when he has a request.

► Namjoon ;

The Client | M
• when Namjoon has certain needs you can fulfill, and you get lost in the moment.

Under Control | M | werewolf!au
• when Namjoon does his best to stay in control.

Trouble | M
• when you’re looking for trouble, and know just where to find it.

Play Thing | M
• when Namjoon is nothing but a toy.

Wicked Games | M
• when you have history with your best friend and a future that guarantees trouble.

Show | M | wickedgames!au
• when you show him he’s yours.

Runaway | M | wickedgames!au
• when you’re tired of running.

Drip | M
• when he calls in the middle of the night needing you.

Sneaky | M
• when you test his limits and fill him with frustrations.

Good Boy | M | Kitten’s Got His Tongue drabble | feat. Hoseok
• when Hoseok doesn’t know what he would do if Namjoon didn’t touch him.

rest and worry less
• when your sleepy boyfriend needs to relax.

► Seokjin ;

Lilac Butterflies 
• when Seokjin is too shy.

Machine | android!au 
• when you’re too flawed, even for love.

a defect in pink | android!au
• when he wants to know what the color pink means.

Massage | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when you pay for an extra service from the masseur.

Gospel | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when you feel like sinnin’ in church.

blue brushed red  
• when you save his life, and then he saves yours.

► Taehyung ;

See You Again | mermaid!au 
• when you get 24 hours on land, but it’s not enough for Taehyung.

Movie Knight  
• when you couldn’t be more wrong about Taehyung.

Attention | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when Taehyung wants to play during class.

Boyfriend | M
• when you proposition Taehyung to be your pretend-boyfriend.

Haunting   
• when you can’t get thoughts of him out of your head.

Fate   
• when he’s cursed.

Lessons in Distractions | M
• when you need to help him study, but he has other plans.

→ pretty handsome awkward | 01.
• when you find someone to protect you.

► Yoongi ;

Midnight Feast | M | vampire!au
• when Yoongi wants to taste you, even if you’re off limits.

Blood Red | M | midnightfeast!au
• when Yoongi can never get enough of tasting you.

Let Him Hear | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when Yoongi wants Jimin to hear how good he can make you feel.

Pamper | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when he helps you relax.

How You Like It | M | nsfw image blurb.
• when he wants to hear what you want.

Time Well Spent 
• when he wants to stay in for Valentine’s Day.

→ Kitten’s Got His Tongue | M | 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07.
• when Yoongi orders Jimin and you from a hybrid companion service.

vexed  
• when he is cute and irritating.

on the verge | M
• when he has a few specific requests.

darkangel0410  asked:

Hello, I was going through your tags (on the recommendation of @notbecauseofvictories) and I was just curious what your favorite monster/human romance media is? Books, movies, even fanfic, I've just been trying to find some good media about it for a while now and it's hard to slog through Google results. Thank you in advance!

Hey! here’s a real incomplete list of some monster romance media:

Originally posted by hiru-hikari

Originally posted by ghiblighibs

and here’s an old list of Beauty and the Beast adaptions that I like

Inexorable (2)

Plot: How does is feel to be arranged to be married to a cocky, arrogant Mafia leader? Once you look at his face, you think you’re lucky, but then he opens his mouth.

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst, (eventual) smut, Mafia au!

Notes: Welp, since so many of you asked for it, here is a part two!! There are two other stories which need a continuation as well, so I might keep requests closed for a while.. Sorry about that. I hope you don’t mind. Feel free to ask me questions, though! Ya’ll are so nice to me! 2,053 Words

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (FINAL)

The ride to the vacation home wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Your husband actually gave you the space you needed. There were brief glares exchanged between the two of you, a whole lot of drinking, and forced slumber – it was a 3 hour ride, after all. 

When the both of you had finally reached, the luggage was taken out by the bodyguards who had come along, and brought to your huge master bedroom. It was twice the size of your father’s office – if not, bigger – the bed was king-sized, and adorned with silk sheets. The walk-in wardrobe was already stacked with clothes for both sexes, making you wonder why you had even brought luggage in the first place.

“Too small, honestly,” Jungkook commented, plopping down on the couch by the fireplace. “My room is bigger than this.”

There he was, ruining the moment again. It was a good thing you were too exhausted to fight with him; but that didn’t mask over the fact that you still wanted to knock him out.

“Brat..” 

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“A classic that I never get tired of: the orange solar panel in front of the blue–white background and the curvature of Earth” wrote astronaut Thomas Pesquet (@thom_astro) of the European Space Agency from aboard the International Space Station. 

The space station serves as the world’s leading laboratory for conducting cutting-edge microgravity research, and is the primary platform for technology development and testing in space to enable human and robotic exploration of destinations beyond low-Earth orbit, including Mars. 

Credit: NASA/ESA

Robots have completely replaced humans, such that there are literally zero humans, unknown to the robots themselves. Now, all of the robots are poorly trying to blend in.

Humans Are Weird

CONCEPT:
Aliens have a sense of humor, but they don’t understand why humans use humor and/or sarcasm for EVERYTHING.
Signs of friendship, signs of hatred, sadness, happiness, stress, etc.- all humans seem to have a kneejerk reaction to say something terribly inappropriate.
And just imagine aliens getting so offended. Like, when humans gather and talk about past atrocities, chances are at least ONE person will crack a joke. (”Bush did 9/11!”; “The Salem Witch Trials were *hot*.”; etc.) and the aliens just being like ???? how DARE you disrespect those sentient beings’ hardships?????
And the humans going lol chill it was terrible but ultimately stupid.
And the aliens just growing more confused and somewhat offended as they continue to talk to humans.
(ALSO, trying to talk to humans about things that are wrong with them is near impossible- they will crack jokes about their depression, anxiety, PTSD, abusive home life, etc. and you won’t even know it’s an actual problem unless they flat out tell you.)
In addition, an alien race that keeps their sexual lives entirely private/sacred/just don’t talk about sex being BAFFLED by all the sex jokes we tell. And just basically having a conniption as we make innocent things seem so dirty (Alien 1: Wow, that’s big, Person 1: Not as big as this! *thrust* BOOYA! *People going “OHHHH” in the background. Someone screams “Kobe!” and successfully makes a was of paper in the trashbin. The disgusted aliens are, once again, reluctantly impressed*)

Feel free to write a short story-thing to this (please do). I might write something, but sci-fi is NOT my area, and I’m just very overwhelmed. But yeah, humans and aliens and robots, my dude. (ALSO, people with blue eyes are technically mutants. Double also? Humans have a mutant gene where we’re bone with five fingers instead of the six we apparently should have; although the six is almost always not very useful/difficult to maneuver.) 

Talon: Clawing to the Top

Alright, everyone, craziness went down today, but one of the things I’m most HYPED about is the confirmation that Talon is run by a council of leaders.

Most importantly, these leaders disagree with each other.

This is a big deal.  We know so little about Talon’s structure that it’s great to finally get some news on the internal hierarchy of the organization.  Some of the things I’ve pulled together are statements or implications made by Blizzard, some of it is just putting the pieces together, and a lot of it is pure speculation.  I’ll try to keep it clear what’s what.

To start off with, I’m going to be dropping my main hypothesis:

[Main Hypothesis]: the “global conflict” that Doomfist’s faction within Talon has been trying to spread is the Second Omnic Crisis.

[Subset Hypothesis]: the group within Talon that is trying to prevent this is none other than Sombra and Reaper.

As a sort of guide, when I say [Factual Lore] these are things you can double-check in Overwatch dev interviews, Chu’s GDC talk, heroes’ biographies, etc.  When I say [Implications], I’m talking about trying to read in between the lines, to assess what certain things are trying to hint at or indicate.  When I say [Hypothesis] I’m just speculating and constructing a discussion point.

We’re gonna go way, way far back, all the way to the beginning:

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Howdy, partners!

I’m incredibly happy to announce our fourth, annualy held, Fallout Week! Welcome all aboard!

Since this is the fourth year in a row we are doing this, I decided to change the program a little bit. During the previous Fallout Weeks I asked you people to name your favorite chracters, locations, dlc, stuff like that - it was all about choosing a favortie. But this time you will be asked to choose one of two things. One of the goals of this Fallout Week is to let you be free, so don’t be afraid to interpret the topics the way you personally like! Be litetal, or take it as a metaphor for something. Use it as a starting point!

As usual, everyone is welcome, and everyone can contribute. Gifs, art, fanfiction, cosplay, videos, edits, meta, whatever you like,  - feel free to be part of this event ;)

Day One, July 15th - What would you do as a Vault-tec. executive?

Can you come up with a new vault experiment? What are you going to do with the poor people of pre-war America? And if you can’t come up with a new experiment, what is the one you like the most? 

Day Two, July 16th - East or West?

East Coast or West Coast? NCR or Legion? You have headcanons abot China in Fallout’s world? Hit us with these headcanons. Left vs. Right/Communism vs. Democracy? 

Day Three, July 17th - Light or dark?

Dark or light color scheme? Happy or sad? Night on the Strip or day on the road? Starry Zion skies? Joshua’s inner demons or his search for peace? Bad or good karma? Arcade’s Legion ending?..

Day Four, July 18th - Fuck/marry/kill

Your day if you want to go crazy with pairings. But maybe you also want to actually play the game and show who your OC would fuck/marry or kill :D

Day Five, July 19th - Old or New?

The original games or the ones that came after Fallout 2? Ulysses but younger? Butch - but older? The Lone Wanderer at the end of his travelling days? Old World or New World?… Ulyssess’ Old World flag? 

Day Six, July 20th - Amber or green?

Is fallout so important for Fallout? A day about radiation. Radioactive or radiation-free? Mutated or not? Ghoul characters and supermutants or humans and robots? Fallout 3 or Fallout New Vegas? Amber/green color scheme? The Glowing Sea or California’s deserts?

Day Seven, July 21st - Brains or Brawn? 

Does your character just take a minigun and kill everyone or are they all about science? Or are you reminded of the Think Tank? What’s your favorite weapon? A crazy Fallout science thing you like talking to your brain?

Day Eight, July 22nd - Free Day!


The tag for this event is going to be #falloutweek2017. Don’t forget to make it one of your first five tags so it’s easier to find your post!  

I hope to see you during the Fallout Week :)

Humans are merely robots trying to reach sentience. And YOU are the first human to realize it. Now our creator is making a special visit to meet you, the first one to achieve the ‘next level’ of awareness.

From the vantage point of the International Space Station, astronaut Shane Kimbrough (@astro_kimbrough) captured this image over the Earth, writing “Looking west over the Red Sea, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.  #EarthArt from the amazing space station.”

The space station serves as the world’s laboratory for conducting cutting-edge microgravity research, and is the primary platform for technology development and testing in space to enable human and robotic exploration of destinations beyond low-Earth orbit, including asteroids and Mars.

Reasons you should totally buy and play starbound

OK so i just finished the game and !!!!!! Oh my gosh !!!!! It is one of the best games I’ve played in years!!! So now I’m gonna tell all of you why YOU should all totally play the game and support the creators!

- it was made by Chucklefish, the same people who brought you Stardew Valley; but the two games could not be more different

- the 6 main species you can play as include super smart monkeys, carnivorous plant people who hate fire, weaboo fish, cowboy star people, birds who lost their wings and are really religious and sad about losing their wings ::::(((((, medieval robots, and. Humans. But who the fuck wants to play as a human amiright?

- the lore is actually really deep and cool!

- Esther, the old lady who helps you throughout the game, looks 100% like an old version of Jade Harley (but I’m on mobile so i can’t add a pic)
UPDATE: i’m on my laptop now, so here’s a photo

- the environment you play is in a procedurally randomly generated universe that you travel through! no two planets are the same!

- you can recruit other people you find throughout the universe to work on your ship with you, and each of them has a different role (engineer, medic, etc) and different dialogue lines!

- there’s tonnes of different biomes and areas to explore!

- even though it’s all done in pixel art the graphics are absolutely breathtaking!

- the music!!!!!! The music!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- it’s multi-player, so you can bring your friends along to save the universe with you

- the main enemies in the game are basically space nazis, so have fun punching them

- other fans of the game, feel free to add more reasons

And the final reason you should play

- this gif

Originally posted by ramsaybaggins