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the signs being rich
  • Aries: "im going to every concert ever. i bought all of itunes. no one can stop me"
  • Taurus: saves most of money but throws huge fuckin parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj
  • Gemini: "what if i bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat"
  • Cancer: "I've bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the worlds population of cats"
  • Leo: buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever
  • Virgo: "i made a blog to update people on my rich life. i just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party"
  • Libra: millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "im gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously
  • Scorpio: finally subscribes to hulu plus
  • Sagittarius: wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases
  • Capricorn: buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet
  • Aquarius: "im going to buy the five oceans. i am Poseidon"
  • Pisces: "i filled my pool with champagne and now i don't know what to do"
being an ambivert (intro/extrovert at the same time)...

1. I love the idea of being in social settings, meeting new people but sometimes small introductory conversations are not my cup of tea.. I end up stuttering & saying dumb shit like “I really like the shape of your head, really nice, defined..” So I’ve just given up seeking out new friendships. 


2. I’ll dead ass wake up in the morning feeling like “hummm.. this is a good day to hibernate & not to see humans, imma sleep in, pamper myself, read a book, cook, smoke myself up tonight, etc.” but by 12pm, my soul is craving a party, a  kickback or something of the sort.. 


3. I can go from binge watching Netflix for 2 days straight with an introverted friend to hitting that milly and shaking my ass at the club with a bunch of extroverts and have just about the same amount of fun with both. 


4. I can easily read people, put myself in others’ shoes and understand multiple points of views. 


5. I can do some wild, versatile shit like chop off all my hair, or dye it blue, have bodacious makeup on, dress a little out of the ordinary, perform in front of 100s of people etc. but standard conversation with strangers makes me extremely nervous/uncomfortable. 


6.I’m  Indecisive as fuck! 


7. I’m the person that will make plans with you, be hella excited to finally step out, hit the town and just have a great time but if you happen to cancel? Better believe I’mma enjoy this bed of mine just as much. I got Netflix && Hulu plus, faack you mean? 


8. I’ve questioned wether or not I’m bipolar several times. 

After I binge watch Hulu instead of doing my report