*Throws a jar of bees at a dragon* Aesthetic
Secretly a fangirl. DON'T tell varric
100% grey warden, the greyest of all wardens. In peace, vigilance. In war, victory. *looks at smudged writing on hand* in dying, sacrificial
No longer complete with noodle curls. Bless you, andraste, bless you
Sweet angel (until she's not.) Still waiting on that marble bath though
I am a mysterious spy, nothing ca- *hundreds of photos of schmooples the nug fall from her robes* CRAP NO I WAS JUST
Heheheh I'm back bitches, demon child in tow. Remember? From the scene that scarred all the Alistair romancers back in origins? YEEEEE BOI.
I'M BACK TOO AND VIRTUALLY IRRELEVANT TO THE PLOT!
Oh wait, no one knows where the HELL HE IS RIGHT NOW
My hand freaking glows. I have the power to literally punch the fade AND corpheoheouhus in the dick, simultaneously. But, y'know what I still don't have enough of? ELFROOT. Let's go do that first!
I have an abdominal and lower torso workout that most people at the #gym would call psychotic and self abusive at best. After all the snow I have been shovelling this year this is the third time in a row I have been extra psycho on the routine and feel absolutely nothing. I call that a win! #health #hulksmash