hulkling x wiccan


Have you heard of him? Probably not, but I’m gonna give you fuckers a crash course on this sexy ass motherfucker real quick.

David was always pretty damn smart as a kid (like you probably when you were reading on a college level in elementary school or some shit), but when his mutation got kick started, HE GOT SMART AS HELL. AS IN HE WAS ABSORBING PEOPLE’S KNOWLEDGE RIGHT OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEADS. HE GOT TO THE X INSTITUTE AND THEY GAVE HIM THE CODE NAME PRODIGY BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING BAMF.

SO, instead of being all cocky and douchey like I’m pretty sure I would be if I had just become a human search engine, HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS KNOWLEDGE IS LEGIT AND BECOMES A GENIUS IN HIS OWN RIGHT.

Flash forward and he’s been a member of the The New X-Men, the New Mutants, AND THE FUCKING YOUNG AVENGERS. He even got depowered by the Scarlet Witch on M-Day and still managed to be a fucking bad ass because realized that he could keep all the knowledge that he had absorbed and has a fucking SUPER BRAIN like PROFESSOR X AND THE BEAST.

Oh yeah, did I forget? HE’S OPENLY BISEXUAL. THAT’S RIGHT. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, FOLKS, AN OPENLY BISEXUAL BLACK MUTANT (he did kiss Hulking, though, scandalous)!

IN CONCLUSION, if you want a sexy, smart, bisexual, genius mutant to follow in Marvel comics, LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE THIS GUY IS ALL YOU NEED.


THIS page encapsulates all the insanity about Wanda and Vision and their kids.

Understand this, EVERYTHING mentioned here actually HAPPENED.

Yes, they had a double-wedding with a tree spirit animating a dead corpse and some Vietnamese superhero.

Yes, Billy is the (maybe)-reincarnation of their original son (who was conceived with demon magic because Vision in the comics is sterile).

Also Billy has a twin brother called Tommy who got forgotten but yeah, TWO spirit-sons.

Yes their spirit-son is gay and engaged to be married to an alien space-prince.

Everything I’ve written above is actual Marvel comics canon. Look it up.

And people are shocked that Wanda and Vision are a couple to begin with in the MCU?

Friends, if even a fraction of their history gets translated to the big screen, it’s gonna be a wild ride.


One comic book a day challenge - day 7

Young Avengers: The Children’s Crusade / Iron Lad One-shot (2011)

I accidentally skipped it while reading CC. Has a lot of Teddy x Billy cuteness and not so young Young Avengers.