hulk & clint

How The Avenger’s Ask You Out

Tony Stark (Iron Man)-

Tony shows up to your place of work and insists that you take time to have a conversation with him. It’s a bit embarrassing since all of your coworkers and your boss are staring at the two of you. However, because this is Tony Stark your boss makes quick movements to usher you towards Tony. Tony goes on a long winded speech about how you have some how stuck around longer than he thought and about how he thinks the two of you should go out on a date and see how it goes. The speech catches you so off guard that you can’t respond right away so Tony continues to talk about how great the date will be. The amount of uncertainty in his voice might have been heartbreaking if you were able to focus on it. Instead you quickly accept the proposition. 

Bruce Banner (The Hulk)-

Bruce is incredibly nervous when he asks you out on a date. He sees you as this perfect human being that someone makes him both calm and excited at the same time. So when he finally decides to ask you out, he is terrified of something going wrong. He stutters his way through the question and a conversation that should have taken 30 seconds ends up taking over three minutes. You patiently wait through the whole thing and eventually say yes. As if there was ever any other answer to the question. Once it’s all over Bruce goes back to his work and secretly thinks over every single word he said and he kind of hates himself for how much he stuttered. But you said yes! and that’s all that matters to him. 

Steve Rogers (Captain America)-

Steve’s question comes out as more of a suggestion than an actual question. The two of you haven’t known each other for a very long time and you’re more acquaintances than actual friends. But after having a few conversations with you he finds himself wanting to get to know you better and eventually decides to ask you on a date. So the next time he runs into you he heavily suggests that the two of you go out for lunch some time. He doesn’t want to pressure you or make you feel uncomfortable so he offers a bunch of ways you could get out of it and continuously reminds you that you don’t have to take the offer. You take it anyway of course. 

Clint Barton (Hawkeye)-

Clint is one of the cheesiest people that you have met, and he is not ashamed of that. He asks you out on your first date by tying a letter to one of his arrows and firing it into the side of your house near your door. You hear the impact from inside the house and go to investigate. After reading the note you look around playfully annoyed with the new hole in the side of your building. Clint is standing nearby with his bow still in his hands and when he sees you read the note he walks up to you to get your answer. You roll your eyes at him, but there really isn’t any question. You accept. 

Natasha Romanov (Black Widow)-

Natasha is very forward when she asks you out on a date. She struggles for a very long time about whether or not she wants to ask you out in the first place. Her job is so dangerous she’s terrified that the instant she admits she has feelings for you someone is going to take you away from her. But eventually she decides to do it and she walks up to you and very clearly asks. “Do you want to go on a date with me?” She hasn’t even decided where she wants to take you yet all she cares about is getting an answer for you.

Thor Odinson-

Thor goes all out in his courtship of you. He recognizes that a lot of people simply ask the person they’re interested in, but Thor wants to court his crush in the same way he would court someone on Asgard. So he buys flowers, and candies and shows up at your house at all times of the days with compliments and other random gifts. It’s overwhelming to be sure, but after the embarrassment passes, the gifts are nice and normally the ideas for them come from small details that Thor remembers about you. And after a while of the spoiling he finally asks if you’ll honor him with a date to a nice restaurant that someone recommended for him. 

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)- 

Bucky doesn’t know everything about his past, but some of the things he does remember are his flirting abilities. He’s not as suave anymore but he knows how to make someone feel good and he uses that leading up to asking you out on a date. He makes sure that his intentions are clear when he’s interacting with you. He doesn’t want you to wonder if he’s actually flirting with you or if he’s just messing around so he makes sure you know that he’s flirting for real. He doesn’t want to rush anything and he wants to know if you’re interested in him back so he spends a while flirting and gathering your reactions. Finally when he actually asks you out it’s very straight forward. He talks about how much he likes you and enjoys your company and then asks if you would go out to dinner with him. He even offers to take you to a movie afterwards as if he needed to offer anything else to get you to say yes. 

T’Challa (Black Panther)-

T’Challa is another straight forward person who pretty much comes forward and asks you out on a date without much fan fare. However, he does bring along a bouquet of beautiful flowers to accompany his question. After you answer yes he goes into the details of the perfect night that he has planned for the both of you. Even he doesn’t know if he’s trying to impress you or if he’s just excited about the thought of taking you out on a date. 

Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)-

Wanda hints at asking you out on a date for weeks before she ever actually asks you out on a date. She needs to be absolutely certain that you will answer yes before she actually asks. So for a while she jokes around with you about what dating would be like and if you seem receptive and not horrified by the idea she starts making her plans. She has to create mental barriers for herself so that if she’s met by rejection she won’t be affected by it. Or at least that’s the idea. And even though she could pry into your mind and figure out for certain if you’re interested in her, she doesn’t let herself. Because she doesn’t want a relationship to start with the invasion of your privacy. 

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)-

Pietro asks you out on a date very suddenly. He hypes himself up all day long and when he finally decides to ask you, he zips in front of you, asks very quickly and then runs away immediately. He doesn’t even wait for you to answer. In fact, he actively avoids you for the rest of the day, because he’s terrified of your answer. He loves to pretend he’s untouchable, but when it comes to things close to his heart, he is very protective. It takes you the rest of the day to finally catch up with him and corner him so that he has to talk to you. When you say yes he let’s out a huge sigh of relief and tries to dismiss his actions and act confident again. 

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The first time he sees you in lingerie - Male Avengers Headcanon

This wasn’t requested but idc, @scarlettsoldier and I were talking about plus size models lmao

Originally posted by little--batman

Bucky: 

He’d be so taken aback, but in the good way. He’d look you up and down, drinking you in. He’d bite his lip as he would make his way over to you, absolutely lost in the scraps of lace and bare skin, then he’d look into your eyes before mumbling that you’re so beautiful, before kissing you so passionately with his fingers tangled in your hair. “You’re gonna kill me, darlin’” 

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Steve:

Steve would be so flustered, having never seen a woman in lingerie in the flesh. He would be rooted to to the spot once he walked into your shared bedroom. His facial expression would make you nervous, “Steve…Do- Do you like it?” “Oh G-God yes I do, doll, you look marvelous” It would be you that’d have to make the first move, you would take his large hands in yours and place them on your silk covered hips. He felt like a virgin again, but Jesus H. Christ, he was going to try and not ruin those skimpy piece of fabric the moment he got a hold on himself.

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid

Sam:

You’d be looking in the vanity mirror in your bedroom, catching a glance of the handsome man at the door in the reflection before smirking at him. You’d bought the undergarments as his birthday present. You blushed as his slender fingers made their way along your shoulders to move your hair out of the way. He would press kisses to your neck and mumble “happy birthday to me” whilst smiling as his hands wandered…

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Tony: 

You’d walk into his lab wearing a black trench coat over the top, of course. His head didn’t turn until he heard your voice say “FRIDAY, lock the doors please.” He’d cock a brow up at your dolled up form, his eyes would travel down your legs and then his brows would raise when he saw them bare, his jaw would fall slack but would quickly pick back with a sly smirk. As you would unbutton the trench coat, letting it slide to the floor (whilst keeping eye contact and also biting your lip) you’d hear the words “Oh, my beautiful baby girl, come to daddy…”

Originally posted by theplacewheredreamsgo

Thor:

You had definitely remembered to pack your black corset number in your bag before Thor took you to Asgard for the first time. You wanted this trip to be memorable as possible. When he first sees you in it, you’re both in his bedchamber, you’re coming out of the en suite bathroom and his mighty facade drops completely and he chokes on his mead, he’s completely awestruck, for he had never seen such undergarments, ever. He would gently pull you between his open legs, trailing his large hands across the rigid bones of the black corset, to the silk panties below, all the way down to the lace tops of your stockings. “Do you like it, my love?” “I love it, My Queen.”

Originally posted by luvn-loki

Loki: (slightly AU)

Loki had been down the past couple of weeks, trying to adjust to being an avenger and the people around him. You wanted to cheer him up with something new, you knew behind his hard facade there was a troubled man. So you rummaged through your drawers and found the one thing you needed, the unused white lace panties and bra. You hastily slipped them on before throwing a t-shirt and shorts on over the top, before calling Loki through FRIDAY. As he opened the door to your room, he would give you a small smile before laying down next to you. “I have a present for you, darling” you would say, “and what would that be, my love?” “me, now I want you to take me out of my packaging” As he would peel your shirt up, his eyes would widen at the unusual underwear you were wearing, his hands would come to cup your breasts but at the same time, admire the fine lacework, he would let out a soft groan as he saw your panties..

Originally posted by justawkwardgirl

Bruce:

Oh god, the GIF says it all. He’d be quietly reading in his room, when you’d just saunter in casually in your pyjamas. You both usually slept in underwear, or naked *wink wink*, so as you padded towards the bed, you began to remove your clothing, as Bruce caught a glimpse of purple from beneath his lashes, he looked at you like so, and put his book down. He would murmur ‘oh god, oh god, oh god’ under his breath as you crawled your way towards him, straddling him. You would grab his hands and place them just below your breasts where the purple lace finished, urging him into touching you. His touches would be delicate and curious at first, “You like it, Bruce?” “Uh- Uh yes, baby it’s beautiful, but not as much as you” he would proceed to grasp your hip tighter as his other hand brought your chest down flush onto his, he would moan heavily into your kiss at the feeling of the lace scratching against his skin

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Clint:

As soon as he would see you, his mouth would go completely dry, and if you were in a cartoon his eyes would pop out of his head. He’d mumble, “Oh fuck, YES!”  before making grabby hands at you, begging you to come and sit on his lap (I mean seriously, look at them thighs!) He’d become bold and immediately kiss your breasts over the velvet fabric as his hands would ping the elastic of your stockings. He’d tell you how sexy you’d look on top of him in such attire whilst his hand would come to softly grasp your throat…

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Pietro:

You would be getting ready for a party- you didn’t intend for him to see you in your lacy undergarments until after the party! It was supposed to be a surprise! But as Pietro would come through your door he would make said face, giving you a once over, (ogling at your behind, obviously) whilst having a devilish grin on his face whilst saying “Ah, princezná, all for me?” making you whip around in shock. 

a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.

you know that one show about saving the world?

the one with a team of unlikely heroes?

who’s leader is a man with an eye patch?

And on the team there’s that dark haired asshole who wears a suit?

Also, the genius with anger issues?

And the badass ninja lady who can kick everyone’s ass?

You know, the one with Hawkeye?

And the precious blond cinnamon roll with armor symbolism?

The show with the immortal blonde guy with the beard?

Who is somehow connected to the villain?

Who has an inhuman army at his command?

Remember? It had that guy who died and everyone was really sad about it?

And who could forget the primary-colored stone of unimaginable power which they are all fighting over!

When he gets jealous (Avengers preference)

Pairings: Avengers x reader
Author notes:

  • It’s my first time writing preferences, sorry if this sucks.
  • Gifs are not mine


Steve Rogers: Well, Steve is such a gentleman and rarely loses his temper, but whenever a guy flirts, or basically talks to you he can’t help being furiously jealous. He never leaves your side and holds your waist with his strong arms, staring at his poor victim until he decides to leave.


Bruce Banner:
Bruce is really a quiet person, he always tries to contol his emotions since he absolutely doesn’t want to turn green, so even if he is jealous, he simply hides it at that very moment and waits for you two to be alone so that he can talk to you.


Thor: He’s Thor, he is worthy and everyone else just isn’t, so whenever a guy tries to flirt with you, he doesn’t lose his temper introducing himself as your boyfriend, and gladly watches the guy’s self-esteem going to pieces.


Clint Barton:
He’s a bastard, and this is one of the reasons why you love him, so when a guy goes too far with you he shoots an arrow right above his head, pretending it was a mistake and says things like “You should go away, next time you might not be this lucky." 


Tony Stark:
Tony is a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, pretty jealous man you would add. When he gets jealous there’s no way to stop his sarcasm, he practically destroys with words the guy in question and does it keeping his usual smirk on his face.


James "Bucky” Barnes:
Bucky is quite insecure, he thinks you deserve the best in life and he doesn’t know if he’ll be able to give it to you. For this reason, whenever a guy flirts with you, he becomes quiet and withdrawn, so you immediately notice something’s wrong with him and forget about the other boy, going straight to him to make sure he knows how much you love him. 


Pietro Maximoff:
Pietro is quite possessive when it comes to you, he doesn’t want anyone to look or talk to you in a non-proper way, so whenever another guy flirts with you, he runs straight to you and threatens him using some strange Russian words that you yourself don’t understand, but they do sound pretty intimidating.


Wanda Maximoff: Wanda always knows if someone is having malicious thoughts about you, so she wastes no time and walks up to you, wrapping her arms around you in order to make it clear that  you’re taken.

Natasha Romanoff: Natasha is, well, Natasha. She can’t help telling things the way they are, so whenever someone  flirts with you, she just tells him/her not to bother you and when you two are left alone she hungrily kisses you, whispering things like “Remember that you’re mine” 


Loki: Loki becomes dangerous whenever a guy flirts with you, he uses his magic tricks to make the boy drop in his own feet or to set his clothes on fire; obviously he never means to kill, he only means to maim, or seriously injure*.

*This is sort of a quote from Harry Potter, I do love Dobby!

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Natalia Peggy Rogers, you are named after the two bravest, strongest, independent women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Tony Clint Bruce Thor Rogers, I am so sorry your uncles got hold of your birth certificate before me.

Idiot Jar- Avengers x Reader

Request: Thank you Anon! Hope this is what you were thinking of!

“Hi! Would you consider doing #50 with a mix of all the avengers? Maybe especially Bucky?”

Prompt: 50. “I’m starting and idiot jar. Anytime you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it -more depending on how stupid the thing you said or did was.”

Notes/Warnings: None. (If I am forgetting anything please feel free to let me know and I’ll add it)

Originally posted by corneillee

Originally posted by temptatiolicious

  “I’m just saying, If I were able to time travel, that’s the first place I’d go.” Tony finished as he and Steve walked into the kitchen. You grabbed a towel and dried your hands from washing dishes.

 You looked at them with a curious raised eye brow. “I’m intrigued, Tony.” You started. “Where is it you would go?”

 Tony blushed and shook his head. “Nowhere. It’s nothing.”

 “No,” You pressed and crossed your arms. “I wanna hear this.”

 Steve grinned and ducked his head, trying to hide just how hilarious this was to him. “Go on, Tony, tell her where you’d go.”

 You looked at him expectantly and waited stubbornly for an answer. Tony shifted his weight and rubbed the back of his neck.

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