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Blizzard

Summary: You and your three-month work crush get stuck in a Target store when a blizzard hits town. Fluff ensues.

Author’s Note: To start off Marvel-ous July, here’s a winter season fanfic, even though it’s the opposite weather right now here in sunny California.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 1,878

Originally posted by buchanstan

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Almond Joy (Suprise Dogsitting)

Summary: You take care of Bucky’s dog and find out who he really is

Word count:1851

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Warnings: none

A/N: Clearly I’m not the best at choosing titles, but I hope that doesn’t deter anyone from reading this! Hope you enjoy :) Oh and there will be multiple parts!

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It had only been a few days into the spring. Spring excited you because it meant a new beginning of life, which comes along with new goals and new experiences. You checked your list of goals for the year. At the top was the typical “get in shape”. 

Since most people’s resolutions were too broad, they usually did not last. So, you listed that you would go for a jog for at least half an hour every morning and substitute unhealthy food for healthier ones, such as eating wheat bread instead of white bread or granola bars instead of chips. This was supposed to start at the beginning of the year, but you had forgotten to and ended up putting it off towards spring time.

You were on spring break, so you did not have to worry about school interfering with your schedule. With the free time that you had, you got up whenever you woke up to exercise. Had it been the school year, you would have jogged 6 am every morning since you had a class that started at 8. You jogged into the city and returned to your apartment afterwards to continue with the rest of your day. It became a routine that you were fond of. Exercise may not be your strongest suit, but the feeling of satisfaction afterwards was well worth it.

You grabbed your running shoes by the door and headed outside. A few steps down your driveway you realized you had not grabbed a water bottle nor locked the door. You returned inside and took a water bottle from the fridge and locked your front door. It was cold outside. Although you hated the cold, the weather was in your favor; it’s a lot better than running when it’s hot out.

The cold air at first brought goosebumps but then your skin started to release sweat a few minutes into your jogging. Music was blasting through your ears and you imagined yourself in a music video, and the scenery around you played a role in it.

Once you reached the end of the sidewalk, you clicked the pedestrian crossing button. The breeze hit against you as you waited for the red hand to change into a walking person sign. You took a swig of your water and gulped it down.

When the light changed, you continued jog. The hardest part about exercising was getting yourself to begin. Once you began, you pushed yourself until you got tired. The nature got nicer as you kept jogging. Your thoughts were clouded with what you’ll be doing for the rest of the day. After you jog and shower, you had nothing planned for the rest of the day. The idea of messaging a friend popped in your head so you mentally noted to do so when you got back home.

You glanced down at your timer. It had been seventeen minutes out of the thirty. Time flew by. Transitioning from a slow jog to a fast walk, you tried to keep your breathing even. It was time for you to head back towards home. In the corner of your eye, you spotted a large brown dog. It was sniffing the ground. The dog had a dog tag on it, so you figured it had escaped from someone’s house.

The music was still playing in your headphones so you paused it. You called it over and it looked at you, but it continued to sniff the sidewalk. Noticing that you were cutting time into your walk, you went back to your exercise.

The path became bumpier as you moved and you slowed down so you wouldn’t fall. Over your headphones, the sound of barking intensified. You gasped and stopped in your tracks. With a swift turn, you faced the dog you saw earlier.

“Oh my gosh doggy, you nearly scared me,” you looked around to see if the dog was truly alone, and it was. There were no homes around for you to take the dog to “Want to come home with me?”

It just stood there, wagging its tail. In order to see if the dog planned on following you, you took a few slow steps. It followed you.

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No Such Thing As Bulletproof

Pairing/Characters: Steve Rogers x Reader
Warnings: fluff, kidnapping, swearing, angst, violence, blood
Summary: You’re captured by Hydra Agents who want revenge on your boyfriend, Captain America. The actions of one agent would make you do something you will never forget.
Word Count: 2k+
A/N: This is for Kate’s Cards Against Humanity Challenge with the card, “My first kill”! HAPPY 1 YEAR AND 2k KATE!!! YOU DESERVE IT SO MUCH!!!!
@emilyevanston

Originally posted by captainamerica1-6

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anonymous asked:

How about the SDR2 guys reacting to their s/o dancing and singing to "candy store" from Heathers? I'm heathers trash rip :')

Anon, that is an excellent song I must say, I totally don’t listen to it like.. All the time along with Meant to be Yours >_>

For those who are not sure what the song is, here you go!

SDR2 Boys reacting to their S/O dancing and singing to Candy Store from Heathers

Hajime Hinata:

- It was just a normal afternoon, he was just lazily sitting on the sofa until you slid into the room

- “Are we gonna have a problem?”

Huh?

- “You got a bone to pick?”

What are you talking about? 

- “You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

What the f-

- “I’d normally slap your face off”

“S/O what are you on ab-”

“And everyone here could watch!”

“S/O we’re alone in here.”

-  You lean towards him

“But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice, listen up biotch!”

You then do that dance move they do in the actual musical and that’s when he notices, you have earphones in

Is this that Goddamn musical again?

You point to him “I like!”

He sighs before pointing back to you and half mutters, half sings “Lookin’ hot, buyin’ stuff they cannot”

Kazuichi Soda:

- He’s in his workshop as usual but you just jump in with a “I like!”

- “Woah! H-”

- “Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card!”

Wait what? This took a sudden turn

“I like!”

Wait again?

“Skippin’ gym” You take out a picture of Saionji “Scaring her” You then point to Soda “Screwing him”

Uh? Thanks? Wait why are you singing and dancing?!

- “I like!”

He’s just kind of staring at you really confused

“Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!”

You then do a little kick and he quickly moves out of the way

- “Hey! S/O! St-”

- You point to him again “If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack (woah)”

Wait did you just offend him? What is happening?!

Nagito Komaeda:

- You’re hoovering the room whilst he’s just reading on the sofa

- You suddenly turn to him with the hoover

- “Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke” 

He closes his book and looks at you

- “In my Porsha with the quarterback!”

He instantly knows what you’re singing so he just smiles and sings a “Woah, woah, woah”

He then stands up and the two of you begin to dance together and take turns singing

- “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for?”

- “Welcome to my candy store!”

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore,”

And then together the two of you sing “Then step into my candy store!”

Nekomaru Nidai:

- He’s just at the gym getting some valuable TRAINING when all of a sudden you just stand in front of him and sing to him

- “Guys fall, at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat”

- Cheat? Guys falling?! Checks?! What?!

- “All you, have to do”

- You point to him

- “Say goodbye to Shamoo.”

- Who the hell is Shamoo?! Is that a new nickname for someone?!

- “That freak’s not your friend I can tell in the end”

- Wait what? Who are you talking about?!

- “If she, had your shot, she would leave you to rot!”

- “S/O I AM REALLY CONFUSED WHO IS THIS SHAMOO?! IS IT OWARI OR SOMETHING?!”

Gundham Tanaka:

- He was just feeding his Four Dark Devas when he heard the door unlock

- “Ah, S/O, you’re b-”

- “’Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on! (Woah)” You do a little dance as he watches you

- “Or forget that creep” Are you talking about Soda “And get in my Jeep, let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! (Woah woah woah!)”

- Tear up someone’s lawn?! Are you suggesting vandalism or something?!

- You tug at his scarf and kinda force him to dance/sway with you “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store!”

- Huh? There’s no s-

- “You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore”

- Y-You fiend! You offended him right now didn’t you?!

- You can clearly see he has no idea what is happening so you take out one earphone and put it in his ear instead

- “Then step into my candy store”

- Oh… You were.. Singing… Oh that’s embarrassing… 

- He just pulls his scarf a bit higher up his face

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

- He was busy lately but you managed to spend some time with Peko so of course you made her watch the whole musical

- You even convinced her to do a duet with you!

- Peko: “You can join the team,”

- You: “Or you can bitch and moan”

- Peko: “You can live the dream,”

- You: “Or you could die alone!”

- Peko: “You can fly with eagles or if you prefer,”

- You: “Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

- It is then that the pair of you notice Kuzuryuu standing in the doorway with a shocked but kinda impressed expression

- “What the fuck did I just see.”

- “Um… A musical…”

- “Gotta say that was pretty impressive, you two have nice singing voices”

- He walks off and both you and Peko start blushing

Byakuya Twogami (Imposter):

- He hears muttering from your room so he decides to investigate

- “Veronica look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me!”

- You then step to the right and change your facial expression slightly

- “Colour me stoked”

- You then step to the left and resume your previous expression

- “I’m so happy!”

- You then begin to dance slightly “Woah! Honey whatchu’ waiting for-”

- You then turn towards the door “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

- It’s at that moment you notice Twogami staring at you

- … “How long have y-”

- “If you’re trying to impersonate people, you’re doing an awful job”

- He then shakes his head and leaves

- That’s going to need a bit of explaining…

Teruteru Hanamura:

- He’s just cooking when he sees you happily dancing your way towards him

- “Ah S/O - san!”

- “Step into my candy store!”

- Huh? Candy store? Is that some sort of innuendo?

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore!”

- Huh? Lame ass? Is that directed at him?

- You point to him “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store”

- “It’s my candy stooore!” You then lift your hands above your head like you just did the greatest performance ever, he notices you’re holding your phone

- Oh so you were listening to music, but he’s not going to let this chance slide by

- “Hm~ S/O - san do you still want me to step into your candy store?” ;)

- Hanamura no

muggleborn hogwarts houses when they're back home and the power's out
  • Hufflepuff: *thunder and lightning outside* Oh gosh *gets further under blankets clutching phone* oh gosh oh gosh *power goes out* Just think of Hogwarts, think of Hogwarts, think of Hogwarts
  • AN HOUR LATER
  • Hufflepuff: *playing Temple Run under the covers* If my battery dies, it's okay...I have a puzzle to start! *sweating*
  • Slytherin: *car crashes into a pole nearby* What in the bloody hell was that? *power goes out* GREAT. JUST GREAT. *opens window and rain starts to pour inside* THANKS FOR CRASHING YOUR BLOODY CAR INTO OUR POWER YOU RECKLESS LOT *slams window closed and goes to sit on the couch*
  • Little Slytherin Sister: No power, no telly..
  • Slytherin: GGGGAAAHHHHHHHH *runs back to bedroom*
  • Ravenclaw: *reading a book indoors with the lights off* hmmhmmhmm *turns page* *power goes out*
  • Ravenclaw's little brother: *screams from the bathroom*
  • Ravenclaw: *sets down book to check on brother* What's wrong?
  • Ravenclaw's brother: THE LiGhts arE off in the baThrooM
  • Ravenclaw: ..Oh. Lumos! *leaves wand in bathroom with brother* Hm. *walks back into their room to read more* better not get in trouble for this..
  • Gryffindor: *outside at a 7/11* Just bought some pie! I love me some pie! But..I need a lemonade too- *turns around to see the lights out in the store* Huh. Maybe they're getting robbed! *runs into the store with wand out*
  • Cashier: What the Hell is that? *points at wand*
  • Gryffindor: You're not getting robbed?!
  • Cashier: God no! Just the power!
  • Gryffindor: *runs outside into the storm to get back home*

Originally posted by tchakka

Title: Spider Boy (daughter of Tony! reader x Peter Parker)

Summary: Tony Stark’s teen daughter goes with her father to recruit the infamous Peter Parker, a nervous high schooler who happens to be adorable

Word Count: 1780

A/N *IMPORTANT*: CACW SPOILERY CONTENT. Not major spoilers, the Peter Parker recruitment scene. Not gonna lie, freaking loved this. And Peter Parker is ACTUALLY my boyfriend?? Like; it could totally happen. Also; I’m totally willing to write part two so just lemme know if that’s  a thing you’d like? Okay, ENJOY!!

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hey! i translated a small part of one of the stories in the most recent TG novel “quest”! it’s the part with touka and nishiki in the story called “tension.”

it didn’t seem to me that this had been done already, though i didn’t do a lot of searching. additionally, i’m pretty uncertain about a lot of parts in my translation (esp. dialogue), and, i welcome any corrections or tips. for the most part, i just did this for my own japanese practice/enjoyment and also bc i adore touka, and am just sharing in case anyone is interested :)

hope you all are having a good day~

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Date (Tom Holland)

This is my first one…so I hope it goes okay :)

Warnings: mentions of blood, drinking and alcohol. Bits of fluff.

Ship: Tom Holland x Sis!Osterfield

Requested: nope

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Tom lounged on the couch with his best mate Harrison. They were unpacking the last of Harrison’s items, he had just moved in with Tom.

Good luck to them.

As Harrison’s favourite sister, Charlotte was at school, he made you tag along.

You were in the other room unpacking Harrison’s clothes into his room just the way your mother would at home that you didn’t even realised the boys had stopped.

Harrison clinked his beer bottle with Tom and he sat on the couch.

Harrison flicked on the TV to a soccer/football game.

“Oh come on. Where’s the defence!” Harrison groaned the the television. Y/N walked back into the room. During half time Harrison turned to Tom.

“So, how busy is your schedule these days?”
“Well, we’re heading to china soon dude, you know that.” Tom chucked.

“Yeah, but do you have any down time?”

“Just the weekends when I start filming Chaos Walking.”

“True.” Harrison said and Tom got up and went to open the cupboard to pulled out a packet of chips.

“Where’s your sister? Is she still unpacking?” Tom asked suddenly realising that your presence wasn’t in the room.

“I think in the bedroom.” Harrison shrugged. “Yo Y/N, where you at?” Harrison shouted, you suddenly appeared from the bathroom.

“I’m here.” You pop out.

“Oh and I suggest getting some more toilet paper and some scents for your bathroom. Oh, and maybe some coat hangers for your bedroom Harrison.”

Harrison rolled his eyes.

“Mom told you to pack some.” You roll your eyes at your brother.

“They’re like, $2 at IKEA. I’ll get some tomorrow.” Harrison shrugged and you noticed another box on the bench. It was labeled ‘kitchen’.

Tom went back to his spot of the couch near Harrison.

“Hey, don’t you have the agency meeting next week?” Harrison asked.

“Oh shit. I completely forgot about that.” Tom said slapping his forehead with his palm.

“I’m meant to bring a date too.” Harrison pointed to himself with a 'Duh, I’ll come’ expression written on his face.

Tom shook his head. “Has to be female.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah.” Tom frowned munching on some chips.

“You could take Z or Laura. Or someone like that? What about that lass you went on the date with last week? Or that cute chick at the supermarket you were gonna ask out. Or the receptionist downstairs.”

“Nah.” Tom shook his head. “I wanna bring someone I already know. You know, someone I can talk to when it gets boring.”

“"What about that girl at the cafe you always talk to? You two get along well.”

“Or the chic from the bodega who seems hella interested in you at the moment. Maybe because your movie just came out.”

“What about that girl you took to our prom?” Harrison began to interrogate Tom.

“I haven’t seen her in years.”

“What about Charlotte?”

“Dude she’s your sister.”

“What about Y/N?” Tom went silent. Was he actually considering it.

You had accidentally let slip one night during movie night with your brother that you had a small (massive, who are we kidding here-have you seen his biceps?) crush on Tom.

Thankfully you were putting a way bowls at the time and you were bent down so he couldn’t see your blushing face.

You moved the bowl in the wrong direction and you ended up dropping it onto the ground. It had broken into quarters.

“Oh shit.” You muttered it cut your hand as it fell. It was only a small cut, but a small amount of blood began to rise to the surface of your skin.

“Hey Tom. Where are you bandages?” You ask pooping your head up.

“Uhh bathroom I’m pretty sure.” He says putting his beer bottle down and rushing over to you.

“Come with me.” He smiled taking your other hand and taking you to the bathroom. You couldn’t help but notice that his hand fit perfectly in yours. It sent a tingle up your arm.

“Harrison, clean up the mess.” He motioned to your older brother and you giggled. Tom sat you on the closed toilet seat and grabbed a bandage and some toilet paper and wet it.

“Does it hurt?” Tom asked, turning to you and carefully dabbing the wet towel on your hand. You shook your head. Surprisingly it actually didn’t.

Hey, when did Tom cut his hair? It looks good. Why have I only noticed it now. It looks really nice under this bathroom lighting.

“All done.” He cheered has he taped the bandage to your skin.

“Thanks Dutchy.” You smiled and he nods.

“Yeah, uhh, n-no worries.” He stutters once more. Tom stood up and went to wash his hands as you walked out blushing.

Harrison winked at you once he put the broken bowl in the bin.

“You guys hungry? I’m going to get some food. What do you feel like?” You ask pulling out the fast food app requested by Harrison.

“Um, can you get me some extra onion rings as well?” Tom asked as he sat back down with Harrison.

“Sure thing.” You say typing in your order so you could pick it up.

“I may as well get your toilet paper and air scents whilst I’m out. Do you boys need anything else?” You kindly asked.

Both the boys shook their heads.

“No thanks.” Harrison spoke and you grabbed the spare key and left. The second you walked out the door Harrison turned to Tom.

“You didn’t answer my question.” He said as Tom sipped on his beer.

“What question?”

“Take Y/N to your agency meeting. She’s willing to put up with you rambling. Take her. It’ll be like taking me but in a woman form.”

“S-she’s y-your sister.” Tom stuttered.

“Dude, my sister is gorgeous. I would probably date her if we weren’t siblings.”

“Gross!”

“You calling her ugly?” Harrison said defending you instantly.

“God no. Her smile can literally light up a room. Have you noticed that she had a dark green line around her pupils? I only realised that beforehand.

Also, did you know that she’s wants to study (your study choice), yeah she is as telling me all about it before.”

“I know. I was there with you.” Harrison rolled his eyes.

“Ohmygod.” Tom gasped as realisation hit him.

“I should take (Y/N). I mean, we have a lot in common in ready.”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to say. It could be like your first date. I ship it by the way.”

“I d-don’t think she sees me like that d-dude.”

“Are you serious? I didn’t even ask Y/N to come over and help us unpack. She volunteered cause she wanted to see you.”

“S-see me? Oh wow.”

“Tom. I’m not an idiot. I can see through your little head.” Harrison chuckled.

“You were so devastated that she couldn’t come to the Homecoming premiere because she had a college assessment the next day and she was yet to complete it.” Tom hung his head down.

“And I’m not stupid that you sent her flowers on Valentine’s Day because her ex-boyfriend broke up with her a week beforehand and you felt 'sorry’ for her.”

Harrison said saying 'sorry’ in quotation marks. “Oh and don’t even get me started on-”

“Shut up Harrison!” Tom crossed his arms and slid down the couch a little bit. “She’s just a nice girl!”

“Just a nice girl! Hmm, if she’s just a nice girl, why did you buy her a bracelet worth a $1000 for her birthday, hmm?” Harrison rolled his eyes.

“Dude that make me look stupid when all I got her was a card and a voucher to a make up store she likes going to-”

“Sephora.”

“Huh.”

“The make up store. It’s Sephora.” Tom muttered blushing like a maniac. Harrison raised his eyebrow and smirked.

“Dude, I’m not against you two going out. Just ask her out, seriously. She won’t take offence if the night doesn’t work out anyways.” Harrison suggested then continued.

“You’ve still got cafe girl, receptionist girl-” Harrison giving them nicknames and listing them off with his fingers.

“Fine. But like how?”

“Verbally I hope.” Harrison laughed and got up to set up the water and some cups on the small coffee table by the couches.

“D-do you think she’d like it though? Like, I don’t want to make her uncomfortable.” Tom pleaded follow his best friend around the kitchen, dining room and living room.

Before Harrison could answer, you began to unlock the door. Tom rushed to the door to open it.

“Here, let me take something.” Tom gushed taking all of your bags.

“Tom, let me carry something…” you sigh but he said already brought the take away food bags to the coffee table and thrown the rolls of toilet paper down the hall.

You sigh and smile. God he is so strong. How are his gym sessions going? I should really ask him about that. Is he working out for for Chaos Walking? When does he start filming that?

You end up sitting in between Harrison, who was on the couch next to you, and Tom who was on the lounge chair to your left. You began to pick at your food when Tessa ran over.

“Hey girl. Do you want some of this?” You asked tearing some of your food away from your plate and feeding it to her. “Whoa. You’re hungry. Doesn’t Tom feed you enough?” You joke and Tom frowns.

“I do so. I feed her lots of dog food. I’m a good dog food giver.” You giggled at his sentence.

During the night Harrison had crashed on his bed, Tom was taking a shower and you were lying on the couch, under the fan, about to close your eyes when Tom walked out of the bathroom in only some trousers.

That man works out like a beast. Holy shit.

“Y/N. Jesus. I didn’t realise you were still up.” Tom asked surprised grabbing a class from the cupboard and placing it under the tap and turning it on to get some fresh water.

“I was just about to fall asleep actually.” You say sitting up and he walks over to you with a full glass of water for you as well and passing it to you.

“I was just about to fall asleep actually.” You say sitting up and he walks over to you with a full glass of water for you as well and passing it to you.

“D-did I wake you up? Sorry.”

“Don’t be. It’s this weather.” You smile tucking your knees closer to your chest, you weren’t exactly wearing bar and your thin lace nightie wasn’t very helpful in a time like this.

Although it’s not like Tom hasn’t seen you in anything too revealing before.

Tom sat across from you and sipped on his water.

“Hey, I was just wondering. Whatcha doing next Friday?”

“Uhm, I think Harrison was going to suggest a movie night here with Charlotte and your brothers. You know, like we always used to do.”

You smile to him as you place your class of water down, trying not to get distracted my his perfectly sculpted abs that belong in a museum not on him.

“Oh yeah. He did suggest that.” Tom crossed his arms across his body.

Shit, did he notice that I was checking him out? Oh god. That’s embarrassing. Now he’s probably going to tell Harrison. Good one Y/N. He probably thinks your weird.

“If you want me to leave, just tell me.” He said and you shook your head.

“It’s your house.” You smile at him as he turned the TV on once more. Re-runs of The Office and SVU were playing. He turned the volume down so Harrison could sleep.

“Actually, I was wondering if you wanted to come to an agency party my manger is throwing. It’s just a small thing in town. Little bit of dinner, bit of live music. Would you like to come with me?”

“What about Harrison.” You question him confused. “Why can’t he come?”

“Uhh, because I kinda, you know, want you to come with me instead…?” He trailed off sounding more like a question rather than a statement.

“Is it fancy?” You asked him.

“Little bit.”

“What time?”

“It starts at 8. Which is ridiculous because I know that you guys usually eat dinner at like, 6-6:30.”

“Yeah. I’ll come. It should be fun.” You smile reassuring him leaning against the back of the couch.

“R-really?”

“Of course. Where else am I supposed to wear that ridiculously expensive bracelet you got me. It’s worth like, a two weeks pay for me. Yes, I did research how much it costs.”

You slap his arm playfully before he could ask you how you found out the price.

Did Harrison tell you? Somehow during this your bodies inched closer together.

“W-who else is gonna be at this event you’re forcing me to go to?” You sarcastically ask.
“You know, just some A-lost celebrities.”

“Like who?”

“This guy called Tom Holland. I hear he’s extremely attractive.”

“Whoa. No way. Tom Holland? I would let him fuck me into infinity and beyond.” You gasped as the words left your mouth.

I made it awkward again.

“Really? Let’s get through this date first. And then I’ll consider it.” Thank god. A whole weight have been lifted off your shoulders once he said that.

Hang on. Did he say date? Smooth.

“Anyways, you’ll have to kiss him before that.” Tom said grazing your cheek gently and tucking a stand piece of hand behind your ear.

“R-really?” You say softly as a lump begins to form in your throat.

“Really.” Tom said as you both inched closer. Tom made the first move, which you were so freaking happy about, but my god. It was like you had struck gold with this one.

Your lips were a perfect fit against his. You stayed in that position for a good minute or two before he pulled away.

“That was-” Tom stopped before being hit with something. “Ow. What the fuck was that?” Tom groaned rubbing the side of his head as you giggled.

“Hey, that’s not funny. It really hurts.” Tom cried.

“Next time you wanna make out, maybe make sure the lights are off.” Harrison said as Tom picked up Harrison’s shoe that had hit him in the face.

“But you said you were okay with it?”

“Not at two am when I’m trying to sleep!” Harrison groaned as he slammed the door to his bedroom shut.

Mini Drama ~
Murasakibara & Himuro
Mini Drama ~

Translation :

[in the Yousen locker room]

Murasakibara: [eating potato chips] Yum! Nothing tastes better after chocolate than some salty potato chips.

[door opens]

Himuro: Atsushi! You’re still here?

Murasakibara: Oh, Murochin. Wait a sec. Did you stay behind to do extra practice again?

Himuro: [opens his locker] Yeah.

Murasakibara: You just can’t get enough, can you, Murochin?

Himuro: Atsushi, have you been eating snacks ever since practice ended?

Murasakibara: Yep. Moving around makes me really hungry. I wish I could eat during practice, too, but Masakochin would get angry.

Himuro: Heh. I’m sure Coach wouldn’t be the only one.

Murasakibara: Hey, don’t you think practice has been super intense lately? Everybody’s way too fired up.

Himuro: That goes to show just how committed they are to winning the Winter Cup.

Murasakibara: Same for you, Murochin?

Himuro: Yeah, pretty much. I didn’t make it back in time for the Inter-High, so I’m thrilled about finally being able to compete. Besides, there’s a guy I absolutely do not want to lose to.

Murasakibara: Hmmm? Oh! My potato chips are all gone.

Himuro: Alright, then why don’t we head home?

Murasakibara: I wanna buy more snacks, so I’m gonna stop by the convenience store.

Himuro: Haha! I’ll go with you.

– –

[leaving the convenience store]

Himuro: You practically cleaned them out again this time.

Murasakibara: [munching] I’ll be done with these before you know it. What’d you buy, Murochin?

Himuro: Just a drink and a magazine.

Murasakibara: Hey, Murochin, when you said there was a guy you absolutely didn’t want to lose to, were you talking about the guy we met at the streetball tournament this summer? The stifling one with the split eyebrows.

Himuro: That’s a pretty harsh description. But yeah, he’s the one.

Murasakibara: Okay, but didn’t you say you guys were like brothers or something?

Himuro: Exactly. An older brother can’t lose to his younger brother, now can he?

Murasakibara: Hmm?

Himuro: There’s a very good chance that we’ll get to play against Seirin, Taiga’s school, at the Winter Cup.

Murasakibara: Only if they manage to win their way through the tournament, though. Well, I hate that guy, so if we end up playing them, he’s all yours, Murochin.

Himuro: Yeah. We’re going to settle this once and for all. Speaking of which, Seirin has another really intriguing player, don’t they? He played in the streetball game, too.

Murasakibara: Oh, you mean Kurochin?

Himuro: Yeah. And there was one more—I think his name was Kiyoshi?

Murasakibara: Kiyoshi Teppei.

Himuro: It seems like he’s also really looking forward to playing against you, Atsushi.

Murasakibara: Like I care. I hate him, too. He’s so stifling and overbearing.

Himuro: Hm?

Murasakibara: Even though we destroyed them back in middle school, he’s still playing basketball or whatever. I don’t get it at all. He really pisses me off. Makes me wanna crush him.

Himuro: That makes this easy, then. If we end up facing Seirin, I’ll crush Taiga, so all you need to do is crush Kiyoshi.

Murasakibara: Huh? Says who? If you wanna crush Mr. Eyebrows, then you’re more than welcome to, Murochin. It’s got nothing to do with me.

Himuro: That’s not true. Even if I manage to beat Taiga on my own, it won’t mean anything if we lose the game.

Murasakibara: What’s that supposed to mean? There’s no way we’d lose to a team like Seirin! So what if they’ve got Kiyoshi and Kurochin? I can crush them both with one hand.

Himuro: Yeah? Then that means I can focus everything I have on my matchup with Taiga.

Murasakibara: Murochin, you’ve always got this calm look on your face, but you’re annoyingly hot-blooded on the inside.

Himuro: I wonder about that. All I want is to beat Taiga in a no-holds-barred matchup.

Murasakibara: [sighs] I’ve heard enough. So long as we win the game, I couldn’t care less. Give it your best shot, Murochin.

Himuro: Of course. I’ll defeat all of our opponents, Taiga included. For the sake of Yousen’s victory.

Murasakibara: Mmhmm. Hm? [rifling through the convenience store bag] Huh? I’m all out of snacks!

Himuro: What?! All the ones you just bought?!

Murasakibara: Yeah. I’m still hungry, so I’m gonna make another trip to the convenience store.

Himuro: Hey! Atsushi! … If only he could apply the same passion he has for snacks to our games, too… Heh.

[ Credits to Grimmfeather ]

2

(x)

Dean met you at the door, as if he had been waiting by it while you were gone. Knowing him, he probably had been.

“So? Where is it?”

You struggled to hold the door open for Sam as you guys lugged in the groceries. “Where is what?”

“Quit playing around. You know what I mean.”

Sam squeezed in between you and the door frame. “Thanks for lending a hand with these, Dean.”

Dean snatched a bag out of Sam’s hand and ran over to the counter. He dug through its contents after setting the bag down. “Where’s my pie?”

You nearly dropped everything you were carrying. “Oh my god.”

Both Sam and Dean looked at you. The truth dawned on Sam’s face when he saw the color in yours drain out.

Dean switched his gaze between you two. “What? Did you leave it in the car?”
You scurried over to the mini fridge, avoiding eye contact with Dean. “Uh. I left it at the store.”

“Huh?”

Sam muttered, “It means we forgot it, Dean.”

You didn’t have to look up to know the look of indignation that Dean was aiming towards you. “You what?”

“I’m really sorry, Dean.”

If you hadn’t heard the keys flying through the air, you wouldn’t have caught them inches from your face. You glanced at Dean. His crossed arms and jutted jaw told you all you needed to know.

You sighed, standing, “I’ll be back in ten.”

As you closed the door behind you, you whispered, “Next time, you can get your own damn pie." 

Idiot (Peter Parker x Sister!Reader)

Originally posted by teamunderoos

(CACW) Peter Parker x Sister!Reader

could you do a one-shot with Peter Parker, where you’re his fraternal/dizygotic twin, and when Tony comes to visit him, you’re there before Peter comes home from school and you’re jsut really sassy and funny and stuff and when he comes back you follow him and tony to his room (Because you already know he’s spider-man) and he’s all nervous and stuttery because of Tony and your just standing there like “Dude, this is THE Tony Stark, stop being an idiot” and Tony takes a liking to you because you’re so sassy

I’m so sorry, this took so long and I’m sorry for making you wait. But I found this request really interesting. Hope you guys enjoy!

“Brother!” you yelled, running loudly through the hallway. “Where are you?” The pictures hanging on the walls rattled from your loud voice. You thumped your feet loudly down the stairs, knowing that that would piss off your brother. You hopped off the last three steps, crashing noisily on your feet. You huffed, crossing your arms. Your science paper was due in three days, and you needed your nerdy twin to ‘help’ you out. Meaning, making Peter write most of your essay for you.

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A Matter Of Time

Mob visits an old friend to help him get a gift for Teru, and the rest of the group goes to his play.

Read it on Ao3

“Niiname-sai” Is supposed to be “Thanksgiving labor day” which is celebrated on the 23rd. But saying Thanksgiving labor day is too much, so I hope Niiname-sai is the word for it.

White jasmines mean “sweet love” 83c

Sorry for the long wait, been feeling really bad about my writing recently. So for this next few weeks im going to re-write the first few chapters and fix some mistakes that people have pointed out to me.Thanks for the feedback so far, I’m still set on finishing this! Theres only a few more chapters left, hope you’re ready for the next one whenever it comes out, hehe..

Chp 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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The Gift

Originally posted by chanmanthe2nd

He looked at you smiling.

“An early present for me? Alright, spill. What did you do?” Henry teased.

You pretended to look shocked “What?! Nothing. I just saw it in the store and I thought you might like it, that’s all.”

“The store huh?” Henry took the box. “Hmm, looks too big to be cufflinks. A tie?”. He shook the box, trying to figure out the contents.

“Open it!” you urged him excitedly.

Henry chuckled, “Alright, alright”. He can clearly see the excitement is killing you.

Henry slowly untangled the ribbon. He opened up the box and was surprised to see what’s inside.

“Sweetheart, I think you bought the wrong size.” Henry lifted up the kid sized Superman onesie. “No need to mock me on my tight suit.”

You cocked an eyebrow, willing him to understand the significance.

His face transformed from bewilderment to pure joy when he finally understood the meaning of it.

“Hen- ry… Can’t. Breathe.” you choked out as he hugged you tight.

“Oh God, the baby!” he exclaimed.

You suppressed your laughter. The baby was too tiny to feel anything but he didn’t need to know that now.

Henry gave you a long deep lingering kiss on the lips, pouring all his love into it. “I love you so much sweetheart. Thank you.”

His lips trembling as he bent down, whispering to his unborn child. “I can’t wait to see you bub. Be good to your Mum now.”

Owari no Seraph Drama CD Shitsuji no Seraph (Part 2)

As requested by many anons and fellow bloggers (again), Hyaka has finished translating the Butler Cafe Drama CD! This is part 2 and the final part of the CD.

Disclaimer: This is a fan-made translation from the drama CD! Please go easy and enlighten us on any mistakes or deviations. All credit goes to the original blogger ( @namanari), the relevant seiyuus etc etc. - Hyaka and Kuro Shion

Link for the audio: https://soundcloud.com/namanari/shitsuji-no-seraph-butler-of-the-end/s-db7R0

Link to Part 1

Title: Shitsuji no Seraph

Part 2 (11.30-End)

Guren: Listen up you guys! The customer who is coming soon is extremely rich. In other words, a customer of the highest status. Whatever the customer desires, we must provide. Prepare yourselves!

*Door opens*

Guren: *Gasp*

Yuu: Ah? What’s with this short girl? Did she get separated from her mom? Ojou-chan, can you say your name?

Guren: Crap!

Shinya: This is bad!

Krul: Your head is held too high, human. Do you not know who I am?

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@nqrse: 実は今日の髪色にするために朝からハイブリーチを必死で探してました(コンビニ15件くらい)今コンビニにはハイブリーチ置いてないんだね・・。10時開店の薬局の店長さんに頭下げたら9時くらいなのにお店開けてくれて本当にびっくりしたよ。そのせいもあってかヘトヘトだ・・・爆睡しよう・・・。

nqrse: Actually to style my hair today I had to search desperately for high bleach (for about 15 convenience stores). Now they don’t sell high bleach in stores anymore huh… I was surprised that after bowing my head to the drugstore owner, they agreed to open the store early at 9 AM for me instead of the normal 10 AM opening time. Because of that now I’m all exhausted… gonna sleep….

@nqrse: 15時間程寝ました(๑°⌓°๑)  あ〜〜〜〜〜昨日楽しかった!!!!!!

nqrse: I’ve slept 15 hours  (๑°⌓°๑) Ah~~~~~ Yesterday was so fun !!!!!!

@nqrse: わりときれいにいろはいったんじゃないでしょうかなるせです

nqrse: Didn’t I say my hair was in a pretty color? Yo it’s Naruse
(with picture above)

@kanzentaicell: なんかFFのキャラにいそう(^。^)

Kanseru: You look sorta like a FF character (^。^)

@nqrse: なんとなくわかります お揃いにしますか?

nqrse: I kind of understand. Would you like to match?

@kanzentaicell: もう遅い(/ _ ; )

Kanseru: Too late (/ _ ; )

@nqrse: オシャレのオーラを纏ってる・・・でも一歩間違えればクローズに出てくる怖い人だ・・・

nqrse: You’re clothed in the aura of stylishness… but one step wrong and you’ll look like someone scary stepping out from CROWS…

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A Kid In A Candy Store (Devin Sola Imagine)

Can you do a Devin Sola one were your like really girlie and wear flower crowns and is innocent as anything and you two have a day out at a theme park and he’s really sweet and you take lots of pics and videos for insta and soo much fluff. Sorry it’s too long love the blog<3A/N; AND DON’T FUCKING TELL ME “OH MOTIONLESS IN WHITE ISN’T METALCORE”, I LOOKED IT THE FUCK UP.. YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING OK, GET A LOAD OF IT. “You ready to go, love?” I heard a voice on the other side of the door ask. I smiled looking down at my dress. I adjusted my flower crown and slipped on a pair of Vans and walked out. “Yeah, lets go!” I said, smiling at my partner. To be honest, I’m surprised we even started dating. Devin was in a metalcore band, which I had no clue about the genre, called Motionless in White. While he was playing bass and rocking out on stage, I was sitting at home crying over “The Notebook.”  Devin wore nothing but dark clothing, I wore nothing but bright pastel colours. I sported flower crowns everyday while he wore black nail polish. Today, Devin and I decided to walk along The Garden. The Garden was extremely close to our house, a 15 minute walk, 10 minute drive. We set out on foot, hand in hand. The Gardenr was just what it was. A giant gardenr. It had a few rides on it, mostly for younger kids, but ever since we moved, I begged Devin to take me. “Smile, babe!” He said, pulling out his phone and taking a picture.  I smiled as he snapped the picture of us and put it on instagram. “Come find me and @y/insta/n at the garden in y/city/n!” He wrote down before posting the picture. Instantly the picture was flooded with comments, mostly people commenting on how cute we were.  “What does that one say, Dev?” I asked him, pointing to a specific comment. “I’m gonna be there at noon, we should all meet up at some point!” He read out to me as we crossed the street. “You wanna do it?” I asked him. He smiled to me as he typed out a response to the person. The responded back instantly, mostly freaking out over how Devin responded, but also to say that they would meet us at the Starbucks across the street. We finally got to the garden and we stood above, the wind blowing my dress and hair. “So, noon, huh? That gives us plenty of time to screw around.” Devin said to me. “Well, what do you wanna do first?” I asked him. “Whatever you want to do!” He smiled, kissing me on the cheek. “Devin! Oh my god, they have a maze. Oh my gosh, we need to go!” I exclaimed, pulling him towards it. “Calm down, Y/N. God, you’re adorable. Ok, let’s go.” He said as I dragged him to it. We paid the feel to get in as we were surrounded by the light green hedges. I walked through it, dropping Devin’s hand as I tried to find my way. After about fifteen minutes of going in circles, I became frustrated. “Dang. Didn’t we just pass this hedge?” I asked him. “We passed it a while ago, baby.” He stated.  “Well, dammit, Sola. How am I supposed to know where were going?” I said, my temper breaking. “Hey now, don’t get mad. I’m sure were close to an exit somewhere. We just have to plan out where we’re going. See, have we gone that way?” He asked, pointing to another path. I shook my head no. “Well, let’s try it.” He said, taking my hand and gently guiding me. After a matter of minutes, we were out of the maze and standing outside of the exit. “See, we made it! I guess we weren’t looking hard enough.” Devin smiled. I smiled back, pecking his cheek as I pulled out my phone to see a new notification.  “@lonesomeghost1937 has taken a photo of you.” I smiled as I unlocked my phone and looked at the photo, a picture of me not looking and my hair blowing in the wind. “Well of course we weren’t looking hard enough when you were too busy taking pictures of me.” I giggled to him. He smiled, wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling me closer into a hug. He kissed the top of my head as I giggled again, pulling away. “Don'tttt, you’ll give me cootieessss.” I cooed, trying to pull away from him. “Well of course, my love. You probably already have cooties from all the time you spend with me.” He said, kissing me on the nose. I wrinkled my nose and stuck my tongue out at him as he blew a kiss at me. “You love me.” He stated. “I do. But only because you love me.” I said, crossing my arms, walking along the path to the rose garden. “I could’ve sword it was you who said ‘I love you first’ but whatever floats your boat, princess.” He said, picking a flower from the garden. He picked off a few thorns before passing it to me, wrapping an arm around my waist and pulling me in for a kiss. “That was unexpected.” I said in between his kisses. “You love unexpected.” He said, lightly touching my butt. “Hey! Not in public, silly butt.” I said, pushing him away slightly. He tried leaning in to kiss me again but I covered his mouth with my hands. “I think this is instagram worthy.” I said, pulling out my phone. Devin smiled to me as I put on the video. He stayed paused for a moment, smiling at my phone. “Ghost, it’s a video.” I cooed to him. He burst out laughing, burying his face in my shoulder. “Now I feel like an idiot, Y/N!” He laughed to me. “Yeah, but you’re my idiot.” I smiled ending the video. I uploaded it, tagging him and the rose emoji. “I love you.” He said, kissing my earlobe. “I love you too. Should we go meet those girls now?” I asked him, spinning around to wrap my arms around his neck. “Of course. Can’t keep 'em waiting can we?” He asked. After walking to the Starbucks and ordering, we sat down with our drinks. Two girsl in Motionless in White shirts opened the door and walked in, making a beeline for us. “Hi.. Um, we’re from instagram?” The girl with the blonde hair said. “We’re huge fans of your band, Devin!” The black haired one gushed. “Really? I never would’ve guessed by your shirts.” He said sarcastically. They gave each other a weird look as I tapped Devin’s hand, just to let him know he was being rude. “I’m sorry, he has a very dark sense of humour. What’s your guy’s names?” I asked them. “I’m Pepper and this is Mandy.” The blonde one said, introducing us. “Nice to meet you too. Would you like a picture with Devin?” I asked them, Devin looking at me. I gave him a look that said, “Yes I’m making decisions for you, be quiet and deal with it. "Yes! But we want you in it too, you’re amazing and you and Devin are sooo cute together!” Mandy gushed, but quickly became red faced. “Sorry, this is our first time meeting famous people.” Pepper said quickly. “Oh, don’t worry. I’m not famous, I’m just Devin’s girlfriend.” I smiled. “And you’re an amazing one at that.” He smiled, picking up my hand and kissing my knuckles. After getting a picture together with the girls and talking for a bit, me and Devin decided to call it quits and go home. “I had fun today.” I said, laying in bed next to Devin. “I did too. I may look like a giant goth guy and look like I want to sacrifice baby animals most of the time, but I swear, you bring out a side of me that makes me feel like a little kid again.” He said, pulling me closer to him. “Like what?” I asked him. “Like a kid in a candy store. I can’t help but feel all happy inside when I’m with you.” He said, kissing behind my ear. “A kid in the candy store, huh?” I mumbled, before drifting off into sleep.