This is Smut (R-18), so if you don’t like it don’t read it!
Branch x Poppy.
After the movie’s events, Branch marries Poppy and he’s coronated
King of the Trolls in front of his people. The reign is in good hands
now, with a good Queen and good King. But after the cerimony and the
party, the two have to consummate their marriage and… Branch’s
innate nervousness takes over.
The Wedding Night:
new King!” with an happy shout Peppy, the ex-ruler of the Trolls’
kingdom and Poppy’s father, placed a crown made of leaves and wood on
Branch’s head, looking at his jubilant subjects: everyone was happy
for the couple, finally able to marry after a long year. Then Peppy
turned to the blue Troll and said with a low but soft voice:
“Congratulations, my boy. I’m happy to see that my daughter has
found a companion like you, brave and loyal. I know for sure that our
people will be safe under your rule.”.
you, sir. I-…” Branch kindly replied, a little bit tense,
stopping after a few seconds.He looked back at Poppy and smiled. “…
WE’ll do our best for the sake of the kingdom.”.
know you will, you are always so well prepared.” Peppy said,
cheerful and playful, placing a warm hand on the shoulder of his pink
daughter. “And after all, we all wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for
you two. I own you my life and my respect.”.
but if it wasn’t for Poppy I wouldn’t be who I am today, I would
still be the grey, grumpy Troll that I was. Poppy is the one who
saved us all. Who saved me.” Branch said sincerely, never
taking his light blue eyes off his beautiful and excited bride.
moved by his words, took a step forward and grabbed his husband’s
hands. With a warm tone, she proposed: “Would you like to announce
the wedding party with me now?”.
course I would.” he happily agreed, tightening the grip on her
smaller hands and looking at her with anticipation.
let’s get this party started!” she suddenly screamed, almost giving
him an heart attack, taking out her bell and starting to ring it
while singing a song. “Come on everybody, to the dancefloor!”.
laughed silently and just rolled his light blue eyes. “She’ll
the party, that lasted five hours or more, their friends approached
them with big smiles and open arms.
Congratulations and felicitations, buddy!” Cooper jumped in front
of them, smiling and hugging him tightly with his four, cerulean blue
arms. The blue Troll just reciprocated, he got used to their acts of
affection. “Look at you, married with Poppy and King of the Trolls.
They grow up so fast!”.
are happy for you, man! The party was great!” Guy Diamond sang with
his autotune voice, patting his friend’s back. “And I am so, so
proud!” Smidge nodded, with her manly and scary voice.
couldn’t ask for better rulers.” Biggie shyly said, holding his pet
worm (who had an elegant black smoking on), Mr. Dinkles, in his fat
hands. “Look! Mr. Dinkles is excited for you, too!”.
Branch!” the two Fashionistas, Satin and Chenille, echoed, looking
at their new King. “But Branch, listen to us, you should really
upgrade your wardrobe! We’ll make some new clothes for you, ok?”.
not necessary girls, I like my clothes, thanks you very much anywa-”
the blue Troll started, feeling a bit uneasy, but suddenly, Cooper
interrupted them with a shout.
hug, I think it’s time for a Group hug!” the giraffe Troll
demanded, opening his arms. “And I wanna hear a big “Hooray!”
for our Poppy and our Branch! HIP HIP, HOORAY!”.
Thank you so much for being here, guys!” Poppy smiled happily, glad
to have their friends always by their side.
mention it, Poppy! We are just so happy for you two.” Cooper
nodded, than suggested with a yawn: “Anyways, I think it’s time for
us to go now, it’s getting darker out here and I’m really, really
again for coming, guys. We are leaving too, I think that me and Poppy
have a lot to discuss tonight.” Branch smiled, putting an arm on
his wife’s shoulders.
I see, and a lot of things to “do”!” Satin laughed, winking at
her twin and friends; Chenille just punched her and snickered,
saying: “What a pervert, sister.”. Everybody snickered!
do you mean? What’s so funny?” Branch asked, a bit irritated,
tilting his head to the left side.
just replied with smirks and grins: “Oh, you know exactly what we
I don’t get it, I don’t get it at all.” he shook his head, looking
at the pink Queen with anger and suspect. “What’s going on, Poppy?
Why are they laughing at me?”.
please, cut it out…” Poppy whispered, trying to make them stop,
reading the blue Troll’s mind. He was getting mad, that wasn’t a good
sign. “It’s nothing Branch, they are just playing around with us
about… uh, about our… you know…”.
on buddy, we are talking about tonight, your first nigh!” Guy
Diamond said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “We
all know what you’re gonna do, so we were kidding… don’t be
her well and don’t hurt her, or I’ll punch you in the nose tomorrow
morning!” Smidge threatened him, cracking her knuckles, but then
she smiled in a disturbing way. “So be careful, my good friend!”.
very gentle.” Biggie suggested, blushing a little and covering Mr.
Dinkles “hears”. “And caring. And sweet. A real gentleman!”.
not too much, or she’ll get bored.” Chenille added, crossing her
arms. “And if the baby will be a girl, I wanna be her godmother.”.
I wanna be her godmother!”.
it’s a boy, can I be his godfather?”.
felt Branch trembling next to her, his face dark and pissed. He was
on the edge of exploding. “That’s none of your buisness, you-!”.
ok everybody, time to go to bed! We are tired, and we are a little
stressed right now, sooo…” she sang happily, grabbing her
husband’s arm and taking him away from them, to their private room.
“Goodnight and sweet dreams, see you tomorrow people!”.
lovebirds! Good luck for tonight, have fun!” they replied with
inappropriate voices. “And go Branch, Branch for the win! Branch,
Branch, Branch, Branch, Branch is our man!”.
gonna kill those nosy-!” he started, embarassed and angry, growling
a little and blushing deeply.
Keep. Walking. Ignore them.” Poppy scolded him, still holding
Branch’s arm with a deadly grip. He was incorrigible. “They are just having fun, leave
them be. We are almost there, by the way.”.
you ok, Branch? You looked tense today. Like, REALLY tense, more than
usual.” Poppy noticed with concern, tilting her head to her left
side. She looked in the boy’s worried eyes, and she got her answer.
“You definitely are, I can see it. What’s wrong?”.
by surprise, Branch studdered a quick and unconvincingly answer. “No,
no, no. I’m totally fine, don’t worry about me.”.
Poppy didn’t fall for it, she knew that something was off with him.
“No, you are not fine, and don’t try to fool me. I know you, better
than you think and please, I want to know what’s-” she suddenly
stopped, realizing what was going on. “Branch… are you… nervous
about this night, am I right? That’s why you got mad with our
Nervous? Pff, no!” he laughed hysterically, showing his true
emotions by doing so. Damn, better admit it then. “I-I mean…
maybe a little bit, ok? But don’t get me wrong, I really want to do
this with you, ‘cause I love you. It’s not a big deal after all, is
it? It’s just reproduction. No, no! I didn’t mean that we are going
to do that JUST for reproduction, but… Ugh, I’m making this
situation more uncomfortable than it should be, am I?”.
yes, you are!” she said, amused by her sweet and shy husband (wow,
it was strange and unusual for her to call him “husband”),
kissing his cheek and trying to calm him down. “It’s ok, I’m
nervous too, but I’m sure we can do it. We’ll start slowly, ok?”.
Branch finally whispered, regaining a bit of his confidence thanks to
her words. “So when… How do we-?”.
just start with a simple kiss, shall we? No worries Branch, not
tonight.” she smiled jokingly, taking a step forward, closing her
bright pink eyes and pressing her lips against his.
boy closed his eyes as well and began returning the kiss, that slowly
became more and more passionate and, after just a few seconds, he
felt Poppy’s tongue pushing kindly against his semi-closed mouth.
With a smile, he parted his lips and obligated, their wet tongues
swirled against each other in a fascinating and heated dance.
on instinct and carried away by the moment, Branch bit gently on the
Queen’s lips and pulled, but she let out a loud yelp mixed with a
surprised moan. The blue Troll pulled away instantly when he heard
the strange sound, concerned. Bad start.
you ok, Poppy? I’m sorry if I hurt you or if I messed up, I was-”
he asked frantically, afraid that he might have ruined the moment,
before being interrupted by the girl.
no, no, you misunderstood! It was a good sound, I liked what you did
back there and that’s why I couldn’t help myself.” she panted,
already excited, looking at her handsome companion with veiled
desire. “Let’s just take off our clothes and take this to the
a moment of silence, he said: “You are really something else,
Poppy. Always full of surprises.”.
chukled and replied at the compliment with a lustful tone: “And
that’s why you fell in love with me and married me, sir.”.
can bet on it.” Branch grinned and winked, enjoying the little
flirt game they were having. Everything felt more normal and natural.
“Now, where were we?”.
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bed placed in the middle of the lavish bedroom was comfortable and
wide; in fact, Branch though he never slept in a better bed than that
one. It was green, pink and blue, made with the softest leaves, wool
and bright fabric.
couple laid down on it, and the girl kissed her husband’s lips again,
with the same passion as before. But this time, Branch knew exactly
what to do: with trembling arms, he slowly lifted Poppy’s blue dress,
and his hands started to roam on her slim body, exploring it with
curiosity and interest. He traced and kissed the curve of her hips,
the lenght of her legs and her neck, until he found his way to her
round and compact built breasts. She let out a content and silent
sigh, relaxing under his unfamiliar but reassuring touch. “Don’t
stop, go on, it’s okay.”.
wasn’t going to stop, anyway. He gave them a little squeeze, then he
used his thumbs to stimulate her erect nipples with circular
movements, sometimes giving them a suck. Her sweet sounds encouraged
him a lot, so he added more pressure on her glands.
the always-happy pink Troll moaned, closing her eyes and breathing
heavily as she laid her head on the soft pillow, to fully enjoy the
moment. “T-that feels good…” she admitted with a trembling
voice, shooting a glance at her kinda smug partner.
to hear that you’re having a good time.” Branch replied, keeping up
the work with his thumbs while gently lowering his head to her
private area, still hidden by her white underwear. “But I’d like to
turn that “good” into a “great”, now.” he grinned, removing
her slip with a fast movement and starting to stimulate her already
wet nudity with his tongue. “I hope this works.” he
and it did. Poppy’s smaller body shook with great joy as pleasure
shot up her spine, making her moan very loudly and grasp the sheets.
The Queen let out a particularly excited sound when her husband found
her clit and gave it an enthusiastic lick, while using two fingers to
penetrate her tight and warm canal, in and out, in and out.
a-ahh… it feels so, so amazing, don’t s-stop! A-ahh, I’m gonna-!”
Poppy cried out, feeling very close to an orgasm, her first one with
someone. His mouth on her sensitive nub, his fingers moving inside
her, his kisses, his licks, his breath: she just couldn’t hold it in
any longer. “A-Ahh, Branch!” she finally screamed, her whole body
shook with ecstasy as she came.
That was kinda fast. One-nil, I could say.” Branch joked, proud of
himself, sitting on the bed and looking at his tired but satisfied
wife, who was still panting to get her breath back, naked, legs
spread and red, freckled cheeks. “Is everything ok? Did you like
didn’t answer immediately; she just huffed, got up and approached
Branch, then she smirked at him and declared with husky voice: “Oh,
Idid. Your turn to have fun and my turn to score points,
are you doi-? A-ah no, w-wait!” he whined helplessly on his knees,
feeling Poppy’s right hand suddenly grab the base of his light blue,
half-fully erect manhood. She snickered, and after a brief moment she
started to energetically pump it, taking his trousers and pants off
with her other hand. “I-I… u-uhh…”.
ex Princess analyzed the length in her grip for a moment: it was warm
to the touch, hard, smooth except where some visible veins were and
the tip was a bit darker than the base.
Branch’s previous actions, Poppy bent down and kissed the head of the
hard organ in front of her, then she gave it a firm lick, from the
bottom to the top, listening to his quiet moans and grunts. He needed
more. After a moment of hesitation, the pink Queen took the dick into
her mouth and bobbed her head, licking and sucking the tip with
increasing force, until…
Branch shouted, thrusting his pelvis back and forth as he came inside
her mouth, without warning. When he slowly came back from his climax,
he realized what he did and gave her a mortified look. “Uh. I’m
very, very sorry… I should probably warn you, next time.”.
ok, I don’t mind. And anyway… look who’s fast now. One each.” she
winked, swallowing the rest of the semen still inside her mouth,
tasting and teasing him. “And I’m glad you enjoyed it, because I
panted and laughed nervously, rubbing his blue neck with an hand,
then he asked: “So… what happens now?”.
of all, you’ll take off that nice shirt of yours.” the Queen
quickly responded, smiling to hide her increasing anxiety. She was
very nervous, too: after all, that was their first time together.
blue Troll nodded and obligated, slowly and shyly removing the
elegant fabric from his quite chubby body. They were fully naked in
front of each other now, and Branch couldn’t help but blush when he
looked at her beautiful face, her slim body, her bright eyes, her
cute smile, her curved hips, her round breast and her… vital
regions. “You are the most beautiful Troll I’ve ever laid my eyes
on, Poppy.” he admitted, fascinated and enchanted. “I can’t say
how much you mean to me.”.
pink girl got close and hugged him tightly, touched, and whispered in
his pointy hears: “You too Branch, but I think that I might
show you how much I love you. In fact…” she started, grabbing him
by the shoulders and laying him down, above her, between her legs.
“… I wanna make love to you right now. And I can see that he’s
ready, too.” she purred, pointing at his hard and dripping cock.
gulped. “Sure you want this? Totally sure?” he asked for the last
time, supporting his weight with his elbows. When he got a “I’m
entirely sure.”, he took hold of his thick organ and rubbed it
against her wet opening, loving the sensation. “S-so, can I…?”.
I can’t wait any longer!” she nodded feverishly, spreading her legs
a bit more to show him that she was more than ready.
that moment, after taking a deep breath, Branch started to lovingly
push himself inside her warm and welcoming body.
blue Troll’s hard rod easily passed her first ring of muscles, but
when he tried to go just a little deeper he met a bit of resistance
and heard a tiny and uncomfortable wail from his companion. He
stopped and asked: “Does it hurt so bad, Poppy!? D-do you want me
to pull out? I can do that, I suppose, if you just ask-”.
wait, wait, no! It hurts, but just a little, not that much.” she
quickly replied, trembling in his arms and trying to relax her
smaller body. It didn’t hurt that bad at all, it was just strange to
be stretched like that, and she was a little scared. But his familiar
smell, his comforting weight on her and his caring (and worried as
usual) voice helped the Queen a lot. “It’s not your fault, and you
are the one who should calm down!” she chuckled.
I suppose I am…” he cooed, nuzzling the pink Troll’s face and
kissing her neck, cheeks and lips lightly. She sighed, closing her
eyes, and caressed his back to show her appreciation. “Then I’m…
I’m gonna push again when you’re ready, ok?”. She simply nodded and
waited for him.
the boy felt her muscles slowly loosening, he took courage and
thrusted his hips forward (earning another soft whimper followed by a
yelp), sinking into her body; now he was completely inside of her.
“That’s i-it. How is it?” he eagerly asked, panting and feeling
his own heart beating faster and faster inside his ribcage: being
inside her was amazing, she was soft, warm and scented, and he felt
closer to her than ever. He could even feel her fast heartbeat
through her inner walls.
still feels strange.” she admitted, re-opening her pink eyes to
take a look at his concerned face. He was going to say something, but
she “read his mind” and interrupted: “And yes, I’m sure, yes, I
can handle this, and yes again, you can start moving now.” she
sang. “I mean, you’ve been here, fixed inside of me, for ten
minutes or more!”.
ok, no need to remind me this! Ugh… ok Poppy, you won. But tell me
if I hurt you too much, and don’t try to hold back.” Branch
requested, huffing a little and blushing a lot. But after a few
seconds, his face softened: “I know you very well, too.”.
I know you do, smartie.” she smirked, fooling around while shifting
between the sheets to get more comfortable. When she found a good
position, she nodded: “I’m ready now.”.
blue Troll nodded and gave a first, experimental thrust, then another
one. Her inner walls were wet and so tight, they squeezed Branch’s
thick lenght in a pleasurable and intimate grip. He started to pant
softly against her neck, keeping up the movements of his chubby hips,
that became a little faster and harder.
she moaned, starting to feel pleasure as well. Her husband’s manhood
hit a particular spot hidden inside her, a spot she didn’t know
existed. “That feels s-so good! Right there, hit me there again
he groaned in response, angled his thrusts and tried to hit that
place again; after a few failed attempts, he heard Poppy squeal
loudly. “Got it!”,
he though with triumph. Her insides, as if they wanted to thank him,
contracted around his sensitive organ everytime he hit it. “This
f-feels so amazing…”.
pink Queen started to meet his strong pushes, moving her hips against
Branch’s and earning more stimulation in her groin area. The blue
Troll’s hands started to explore and roam her body again, but with
more passion and hunger than before, touching and nibbling her
nipples with his teeth and caressing everywhere. He focused on her
clit, rubbing it with three fingers, coated with his spit.
stop! Faster!” Poppy cried, breathless, gripping his back and
scratching it on instinct. She just had to hold on something, and he
didn’t mind at all the cuts. The pain and the smell of blood got him
more excited and he sped up, groaning, grunting and sometimes moaning
hair tied together as they joined their hands tightly, forehead
both were close, really close.
felt her stomach tightening and aching for the incoming climax, and
Branch’s rod swelling and dripping with anticipation inside her. He
was ready, too.
gonna… I’m gonna-!” he grunted, with his light blue eyes closed
and sweaty temples. He was trembling, his pelvis moved back and forth
with incredible speed as he put part of his weight down on her,
pressing until she could’t breathe.
too, just keep going!” she replied with a shaky shout, feeling more
than ready to come, feeling an orgasm coming and reaching her. And
with a last, strong and firm thrust, they both finished. “BRANCH!”
Poppy screamed on top of her lungs, arching her back and coming, her
already tight walls clenched on the hard muscle.
Branch panted, cumming deeply inside of her with a low grunt. He
instinctively continued to give small and slow thrusts, riding out
both of their orgasms, making them last as long as possible and
pushing his seed a little deeper.
Queen groaned when she felt her husband’s warm cum coating her
insides and, when he reluctantly pulled out after his peack, she felt
some of it pouring out.
pink, always-happy Troll regained her energy pretty soon though, in
fact she spoke first: “That was awsome, Branch.” she
complimented, wheezing and puffing.
awsome indeed.” Branch yawned, tired but completely satisfied, then
he got closer to his energetic wife and laid beside her. He took her
hands and caressed them. “Thank you.”.
For what?” the ex Princess lazily asked, enjoying the cuddles and
not giving up on me when I was the grey, grumpy Troll that everyone
avoided and despised. For giving me a real home, a lot of friends and
a purpose in life. For teaching me that life is for living. For
loving me and marrying me. Thanks for being you, Poppy.” Branch
said with sincerity, looking her in the eyes. “I love you.”.
Queen smiled. “I’m the one that wouldn’t be here, if it wasn’t for
you. You were strange and sometimes boring indeed, but you taught me
that life can be complicated, a lot more complicated, but you also
said that you’ll always be there for me: you kept your promise, and
I’ll always be there for you as well. I fell in love with that grey,
grumpy Troll, I fell in love with you before you got your colors
back.” she smiled, nuzzling his neck. “I love you too, Branch, so
lips joined in a tender and deep kiss, as they relaxed under each
they pulled away, the blue Troll joked with a tired voice: “The
match is officially over, I guess. I’d say we’re even. Two points
wouldn’t say the match is officially over… actually, I still have
some energy.” Poppy winked, getting up and laying on him. She
looked at her husband with lust and desire: “So… round two?”.
No!'” he shouted, with his light blue eyes wide open and shaking
his head. “Come on Poppy, get off me, I’m too tired for another
round.” Branch complained, shaking her off his body and gripping a
pillow and a soft blanket. “Goodnight!”.
come on, it will be fun, I promise! You can just lay there and relax
while I do all the job, I’ll ride you!” she hopeful proposed,
trying to convince him. “So… What do you say?”.
if I could relax in a situation like that!” Branch replied,
crossing his arms and huffing. After a few seconds a funny idea came
to his mind. “You want me? You have to free yourself and catch me,
first!” he laughed, pinning her down with the weight of his chubby,
blue body. He lazily lied on her. “What are you gonna do now?
?cause I think I’ll sleep on you.”.
by surprise, she couldn’t stop him in time. She tried to escape from
his solid grip, but he was way too heavy. Her body was smaller,
slimmer and lighter, so much lighter than Branch’s. “Well, I think
I’m gonna say that you need to eat less.” she played around,
touching his fat belly and starting to rub it. “You almost crushed
me, down there!”.
more she rubbed it, the more he laughed, harder and harder, trying to
get away from her touch. “No, stop it! Ahahahah!” the blue Troll
said between cackles, falling backwards and squirming. “No, no! I’m
seriou- mpppffffhh, ahahahah! Stop, please!”.
know you were that ticklish!” Poppy said, really amused, rubbing
his belly faster and taking her revenge. “You give up?” she
asked, without mercy. “I won’t stop until you say “I give up.”,
it’s your choice mister, I could do this all night!”.
ahahaha! Make it stop!” Branch begged loudly, laughing to the point
of tears. He couldn’t move a muscle to escape, so he took a decision.
“Poppy, pfffffff, please! I give up! I give up, ok!? You
won, now stop it!”.
my boy! Was it so difficult?” the pink girl sang happily, then she
stopped the torture and sit. “What did I win?”.
revenge in the morning. Watch your back.” the blue Troll just
smirked, defeated. “But I guess you can choose your price, now.
What do you want from me?”.
know exactly what I want.” Poppy winked and gently patted his back,
sweaty and still a bit bloody for the scratches, but he seemed ok
with it. “I didn’t know he liked it a bit rought.”
fine, but as you said before, you’ll be on top. I’m still tired, you
know.” he smiled sweetly, looking her in the eyes and pressing his
forehead against hers. “What am I gonna do with you?”.
don’t know. But I know that you’ll have to love me and put up with me
for a looooong time.” she replied, smiling as well and pushing him
down with her hands.
I’m sure I can do that.”.
finished it. I just finished it! I can’t believe it, it took me two whole weeks! I really
hope you liked it, even if it’s… kinda strange, after all this is a
kid’s movie. Oh well, it’s too late. I feel so dirty, omg.
that was one of my first Lemons, so I don’t know if you’ll find it
good. I tried at least!
a Italian girl, so I’m so sorry if there are many mistakes or grammar
errors. Have mercy and forgive my sins.
wrote it because I liked this movie, the couple and their
personality, and because me and my best friend, @princess-kurama,
made a bet: now that I did a lemon about Trolls, you know what you
have to do, lady! :*
One of the pictures of me and the bots! Hatchy was still getting his make up on so I couldn’t get a pic with him at the time. They were so fantastic! ;w; and bunny was so pretty! When I walked up they were like “oh! Is this a fanbot? What is it? A creation of your own design?” Sadly I didn’t realize they were joking >_> but oh my gosh it just made me so happy to be able to get a picture with them, and see their show, it was fantastic!
WARNING: Stabbing. Knives. Blood. Fighting. Dad!Bruce to the rescue! Mild profanity. Summary: Reader gets into a dangerous situation and Clark learns a little bit about the reader’s past and who she is. Notes: OMG guys! I did not expect so much positivity from everyone! I was really nervous about writing DC since I never wrote fan fiction for it but I’m much more confident now! Thank you everyone who read it and sent me messages, you’re all awesome! Alright chapter 2! Nervous? You should be!
“Dammit Bruce pick up,” you sighed again in fustration. Bruce wasn’t picking up his phone and neither was Alfred. Earlier you finished taking pictures of the pups and people for the article and when you walked out the sun was already setting. Clark was right about that, you would call him but you knew he was with Louis for dinner, you didn’t want to disturb him. “I’ll just walk as far as I can until it’s dark, then I’ll call for a cab,” you said silently to yourself as you were walking on the cold wet pavement. Your pumps had a soft click to the concrete as you walked. As the light got dimmer the cold air and quiet part of the city started to remind you of that horrible night. The night your parents were brutally killed.
Brendon lets out a little huff and rests his head against Spencer's shoulder, sucking on his pacifier and hugging his giraffe contentedly. Spencer shakes his head a little. "You are /very/ hard to figure out when you've got that, you know?" He teases his boy gently
Brendon stops sucking on the pacifier and looks up at Spencer, is eyes wide.
Delphine was six the first time her parents let her fly alone. She was excited about the trip to the States to visit her grandparents she hadn’t seen since last summer. She was fine the night before when her parents were helping her pack her bags. She was fine waiting at the gate for boarding. It was when she was sitting alone in her row on the plane that the nervousness set in. She picked up her backpack off the floor and took out her favorite stuffed giraffe and hugged it to her chest. The stuffed giraffe looked more like a teddy bear, save for the coloring and spotted pattern and the little soft horns on top of its head. She turned her head to look out the window to find something to distract her from the impending flight. It wasn’t that she was scared to fly. She had taken this trip with her parents before. But she always had one of their hands to hold during takeoff and landing. Those were her least favorite parts. The bumpiness and roughness made her feel uneasy.
Darling queen this is why I find him annoying. I try to hug the giant dork giraffe and he runs. Ugh it's not like I'm going to stab him or anything. *sighs and growls low* I have to try to find another way to be nice to giraffe
Buy him pizza. I heard he’s fond of it.
(Character anons wanna come jump into my inbox and come talk to me and make my shit day better)
BSM #34 The crew filming This is us scares you, so he calms you down and you do an interview. Age 3-4
A/N: Part 2? It’s gonna be a bit shorter (perhaps, I’m not sure) and it’s gonna be the interviews.
HARRY (age 3): “Hazza? Why that many people?” you asked gently, tapping your brothers leg. Harry squatted down to your height, taking one of your small chubby hands in his huge cave-man one. “They’re filming us sweetheart.” You looked confused for a second and then abruptly started sobbing. Harry panicked, hands hovering over you as he attempted to see where you were hurt. “Why are you crying?” he asked, gently removing one of your tears with his thumb. “Too many,” you answered with a wavering voice and a pout, pointing at the small clutter of people. “They’re not that many. It’s going to be okay, yeah?” No matter how soothing Harry attempted to be, you were still crying. Harry sighed, pulling you into a hug. “Calm down. They won’t hurt you,” he whispered, smoothing down your hair. “Pinky promise?” You sniffled and held out your tiny finger. Harry chuckled, nodding and holding up his won finger, intertwining it with yours. “Pinky promise. Want to go call the boys?” You frowned, and Harry laughed out loud. “I mean your uncles.” Your face lighted up in realization, and you nodded enthusiastically. Harry pushed some buttons on his phone, and soon all four boys were yelling hi. “Hello!” you yelled, eyes sparkling in happiness. “Hey princess,” Zayn greeted, and Harry sighed relieved as you finally calmed down. Now he only had to convince you to do the interview for This is us…
ZAYN (age 4): You were drawing blobs on a paper in your room, when the door suddenly flew open and a camera was thrusted in your face. At first you just kinda blinked, but then you started crying. You were so lucky to have the Malik genes, so you still looked adorable when you cried, but that didn’t stop Zayn’s heart from breaking when he followed the broken noises to your room, and found you sitting on the floor hysteric, while the crew stood in shock. “What did you do?!” Zayn yelled angrily, running to you and immediately placing you on his hip. You hid your face in his neck, curling into him. “N-nothing! We just walked in!” Zayn glared, bouncing you a bit on his hip to silence your cries. “Walked or barged? She’s just a little kid!” The crew, who were currently filming for This is us, mumbled out apologies and scrambled out of the room. “Don’t worry sis. Zayn’s here. Those men won’t hurt you again,” he mumbled soothingly into your hair, hands splayed across your back to keep you close. “I’m sorry Zaynie,” you whimpered. “Why are you apologizing? The men were rude,” Zayn said shell-shocked. “You’re mad,” you stated, pointing at the little line between his eyebrow. “But not at you. Let’s go talk to them, and then you can be interviewed!” You looked worried at the thought. “I’ll be there too. I promise you.”
NIALL (age 3): “What were you guys thinking?! You knew I weren’t home, and you came here anyway! And we didn’t even agree to it! You scared the living daylights out of my sister! She’s only four!” You were in your room, hugging your stuffed giraffe close, listening to Niall blowing up at the crew filming This is us. They had showed up unexpectedly, sneaked past your mom, and surprised you in your room. You, of course, got hella scared, and immediately started crying. Your sobs alarmed your mom, who called Niall, and the crew were now getting their ass kicked. “You can maybe get an interview with her later. If she has stopped crying by then,” Niall mumbled, shooing the people out. He stood with his back turned and took a few deep breaths to calm down. When he finally did turn around to face you, only a few tears were still trailing down your cheeks. Niall frowned and with an inaudible curse at the crew, he went and sat next to you. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, even though he wasn’t expecting a proper response in return. “It’s okay. They didn’t do it to be mean. And it’s not your fault Ni.” A large grin took over Niall’s features, and he laughed. “So you forgive me?” You nodded instantly. “And them?” You hesitated, but ended up nodding. “Cool! Want to get interviewed?”
LIAM (age 4): “Liam!” you yelled, panic clear in your little voice. Liam was by your side in an instant, protecting hand resting on your shoulder. “What’s wrong?” he asked. “Who?” you asked simply, pointing at the men standing in the living room, adjusting things on a big camera. “They’re filming for This is us. Our movie? Do you remember sweetie?” You nodded, but even with the explanation, you hid behind his leg, peeking out to look at the huge men. “I don’t like them,” you exclaimed, much to Liam’s dismay. “Don’t say that! That’s not nice!” You pouted up at Liam, but his stern face didn’t change. “Sorry.” Suddenly a camera was all up in your face, and you were so shocked you started crying. “Hey! Step back!” Liam said loudly, pushing a bit at the man’s shoulder. The man stepped back, mumbling an apology. With an annoyed sigh, Liam got on his knees so he was now eye level with you. “Want to know a secret?” Liam whispered with a smile. You nodded with excited eyes, leaning in a bit to hear what he was saying. “I don’t like them either,” he admitted, smiling growing because of your delighted giggles. Liam wiped away a stray tear, giving you a quick hug. “Is it okay if they interview you? I’ll be here the whole time, I swear.” You were very hesitant, but agreed at last.
LOUIS (age 3): “I swear to fucking god,” Louis mumbled, making sure you wouldn’t hear his bad language. The crew who was filming for This is us was annoying the shit out of Louis. But even though he was whining, he didn’t care all that much. He was scoffing and fiddling around, but he didn’t react until he heard your cries. He ran to your aid like every other good big brother would do, and he totally lost his cool when he saw you were crying because the crew was filming you even though you clearly didn’t want to be filmed. “What the hell?!” he yelled, and send you downstairs. After yelling at the crew for ten more minutes about privacy and personal space and: “She’s three for fucks sake!” he came back down. “Sorry sis. There’s someone here who would like to speak with you.” The crew stepped out behind Louis, and subconsciously you took a step back. “It’s okay honey,” Louis encouraged. “We’re very sorry Y/N,” one of the men spoke up. All the other men nodded their agreement. “We wanted to know if we could do an interview with you?” another man asked, eyes flickering to Louis to see if he would start screaming again. “I want ice cream,” you stated simply. “And then you’ll do the interview?” You nodded, and when the men disappeared to get your ice cream, Louis high fived you. “That’s my sister. Blackmailing people at the age of three!”
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